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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-27-2010, 09:05 AM
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That's like saying, "I have anal sex with other men, but you don't see me calling myself a homosexual!"
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So, you're saying that you have anal sex with other men?
Interesting.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-27-2010, 09:18 AM
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I don't believe in god as well but you don't see me calling myself an atheist.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-27-2010, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Waitwhat?
I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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Oh My, a "Cat-Lick, ok, that explains your avatar, the closets at home are all filled up with video games and sms toys, so I guess that only leaves the refridgerator for you and the priest to hide in.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-27-2010, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Neloter
So, you're saying that you have anal sex with other men?
Interesting.
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What I am saying is that if you don't believe in God you are an atheist whether or not you are comfortable with the term. Similarly, if you have anal sex with other men, then you are a homosexual.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 08:48 AM
If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
Just like if you believe in god you aren't necessarily a catholic.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by miss tickle
If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
Just like if you believe in god you aren't necessarily a catholic.
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a·the·ist
/ ˈeɪθiɪst/ [ ey-thee-ist]
–noun a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.
My guess is that you, Miss Tickle, is an atheist too. Can you please explain to me why it is that a Denmarkian, who had a female english teacher, is better at english grammar and semantics than atheists who were born in english speaking countries?
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To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:34 AM
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a·the·ist
/ ˈeɪθiɪst/ [ ey-thee-ist]
–noun a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.
My guess is that you, Miss Tickle, are an atheist too. Can you please explain to me why it is that a Denmarkian, who had a female english teacher, is better at english grammar and semantics than atheists who were born in english speaking countries?
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ni·hil·ism
an extreme form of skepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.
There are many other forms of belief that aren't "Atheist" but still deny the presence of "God".
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:36 AM
Ummm.... what?
You can't deny the existence of God without being an atheist. Nihilists are atheists, but not all atheists are nihilists. They're like squares and rectangles.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:38 AM
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ni·hil·ism
an extreme form of skepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.
There are many other forms of belief that aren't "Atheist" but still deny the presence of "God".
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Are you a nihilist?
To the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:39 AM
You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by miss tickle
You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
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My mind is decidedly unblown after this post miss tickler.
If you deny the existence of God you are an atheist. If you are unsure of the existence of god you are an agnostic. If you believe in the wrong god you are a heathen. If you believe in God but don't listen to everything he says you are a false christian. If you believe in God and follow the KJV Bible to the LETTER you are a True Christian™. Only one of these choices will let you escape an eternity of torment in Hell.
Care to guess which it is miss tickler?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 09:48 AM
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There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
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I have no problem admitting that there are people who are agnostic. Just like I know for a fact all of them will burn in Hell for all eternity.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 10:38 AM
Those who are not True Christians go to hell.
It is pretty simple.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by miss tickle
You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
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In order to define " agnostic" you first need to arrive at some sort of definition for " gnostic"
Is an agnostic someone who cannot know God, or someone whom God cannot know? (in your mind) or who lives in a world which God cannot Know?
What is a Deist?
What is the difference between "Deism" and "Theism"?
Is an agnostic a Deist?
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Waitwhat?
Why don't believe in jesus? Because there is no credible proof that he existed, an before you say "but the bible" the bible nothing for all we know those guys could have done it for a laugh, probably not but you can't disprove it, as for it being immature and silly, no just no.
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If God isn't real, how do you explain Intelligent Design?
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Sins? Haha oh no I've done something bad, so now I go to hell, what if I was an athiest that didn't sin?
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What if you were a fire-breathing tiger that could fly? What if I was a robot that made gin and tonics, blew things up and delivered snappy one-liners? Shall we carry on wasting our time with pointless discussions of impossible creatures that could never exist, or shall we get back to talking about important things like Jesus and God?
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God doesn't talk to me because he isn't a physical being.
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Good thing He wrote you a book, then.
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I would have found it funny considering they died pointlessly for a cause that is not worth dieing for.
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So, pointless mass slaughter is a joke to you? You atheists really are a sick and evil breed.
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I'm on a ipod currently, therefore my grammar cannot be perfect if you own one you would understand due to the keyboard.
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Your ipod gave you syphilis and that's affecting your writing skills?
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I'm wasting my life, hahahahhahaahah. You sir are retarded. I'm wasting my life? your judging this through a thread on a forum create by racist and generally wanker which take being Christian to a whole new extreme. I don't waste my life as I and enjoying it, Which a far as I can tell is not wasting it, you on the other hand are using up oxygen, praying to nothing. You guys take the bible to literally it wouldn't surprise me if you beloved in the story of creation!
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That is supposed to say helper but my grammar checker changed it. I don't accept money, I do it because i go home knowing that I've made that child even for 1 hour enjoy himself.
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You blow cripples for a living?
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Originally Posted by miss tickle
If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
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Friend, everyone believes in God. Atheists do not exist.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-30-2010, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by miss tickle
You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
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Um, no. You cannot not believe in the existence of gods without being atheist.
An "atheist", by definition, is someone who does not believe in a god or gods. That is it. It does not mean someone who actively believes there are no gods; rather, it is someone who does not, by consideration of the available evidence, find that there is adequate evidence to support the existence of a god or gods. That'd be what you are.
Christians are theists. We believe in a god (in our case, THE God). Hindus are theists; they believe in a bunch of (false) gods. Deists are theists; they believe in a god of some undefined sort.
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There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
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That's not a grey area of religion.
Agnostics are people who don't believe humans can know the nature of God. Gnostics believe humans can know the nature of God.
There are agnostic atheists. They don't believe we can know the nature of a god, if there is one, and they don't think the evidence indicates that one exists.
There are agnostic theists. They believe there is a god, but that we don't know that god's nature. Think Oprah or other New Agers.
There are gnostic theists. Christians are gnostic theists. We know God's nature from the Bible, and we know He exists.
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Not particularly. "Mythtickle" is an entertaining comic strip.
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
10-31-2010, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Waitwhat?
I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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Just because the catlick priests have raped you gives you NO excuse to not believe in Jesus. Do whatever you can to escape that horrible molestation house, and start anew on the path towards True Christiandom™
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
11-01-2010, 03:31 AM
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Just because the catlick priests have raped you gives you NO excuse to not believe in Jesus. Do whatever you can to escape that horrible molestation house, and start anew on the path towards True Christiandom™
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Perhaps he's leaving Catholicism because he HASN'T been molested.
Maybe it has damaged his self-esteem that the priests have all passed him over in favor of his attractive younger brother.
Next, he will sue for the psychological damage.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
11-01-2010, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Waitwhat?
I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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Did you know that your name does imply that you are slow, and uneducated, or maybe, hard of hearing. "Wait-What?"
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Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything -
11-01-2010, 11:42 AM
When did you realise that you were gay for homersexuals?
How do you feel about straight people living in the same street as you?
Does it threaten your lifestyle?
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