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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-27-2010, 09:05 AM

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That's like saying, "I have anal sex with other men, but you don't see me calling myself a homosexual!"
So, you're saying that you have anal sex with other men?

Interesting.
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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-27-2010, 09:18 AM

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I don't believe in god as well but you don't see me calling myself an atheist.

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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-27-2010, 10:23 AM

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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.



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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-27-2010, 10:27 AM

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So, you're saying that you have anal sex with other men?

Interesting.
What I am saying is that if you don't believe in God you are an atheist whether or not you are comfortable with the term. Similarly, if you have anal sex with other men, then you are a homosexual.


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 08:48 AM

If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
Just like if you believe in god you aren't necessarily a catholic.
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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:22 AM

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If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
Just like if you believe in god you aren't necessarily a catholic.
a·the·ist

   /ˈeɪθiɪst/ [ey-thee-ist]
–noun a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

My guess is that you, Miss Tickle, is an atheist too. Can you please explain to me why it is that a Denmarkian, who had a female english teacher, is better at english grammar and semantics than atheists who were born in english speaking countries?


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:34 AM

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a·the·ist

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–noun a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

My guess is that you, Miss Tickle, are an atheist too. Can you please explain to me why it is that a Denmarkian, who had a female english teacher, is better at english grammar and semantics than atheists who were born in english speaking countries?
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an extreme form of skepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.

There are many other forms of belief that aren't "Atheist" but still deny the presence of "God".
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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:36 AM

Ummm.... what?

You can't deny the existence of God without being an atheist. Nihilists are atheists, but not all atheists are nihilists. They're like squares and rectangles.


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:38 AM

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ni·hil·ism

an extreme form of skepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.

There are many other forms of belief that aren't "Atheist" but still deny the presence of "God".
Are you a nihilist?


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:39 AM

You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.

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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:46 AM

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You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.

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If you deny the existence of God you are an atheist. If you are unsure of the existence of god you are an agnostic. If you believe in the wrong god you are a heathen. If you believe in God but don't listen to everything he says you are a false christian. If you believe in God and follow the KJV Bible to the LETTER you are a True Christian™. Only one of these choices will let you escape an eternity of torment in Hell.

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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 09:48 AM

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There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
I have no problem admitting that there are people who are agnostic. Just like I know for a fact all of them will burn in Hell for all eternity.


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 10:38 AM

Those who are not True Christians go to hell.

It is pretty simple.
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You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
In order to define "agnostic" you first need to arrive at some sort of definition for "gnostic"

Is an agnostic someone who cannot know God, or someone whom God cannot know? (in your mind) or who lives in a world which God cannot Know?

What is a Deist?

What is the difference between "Deism" and "Theism"?

Is an agnostic a Deist?
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Why don't believe in jesus? Because there is no credible proof that he existed, an before you say "but the bible" the bible nothing for all we know those guys could have done it for a laugh, probably not but you can't disprove it, as for it being immature and silly, no just no.
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I would have found it funny considering they died pointlessly for a cause that is not worth dieing for.
So, pointless mass slaughter is a joke to you? You atheists really are a sick and evil breed.
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I'm on a ipod currently, therefore my grammar cannot be perfect if you own one you would understand due to the keyboard.
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I'm wasting my life, hahahahhahaahah. You sir are retarded. I'm wasting my life? your judging this through a thread on a forum create by racist and generally wanker which take being Christian to a whole new extreme. I don't waste my life as I and enjoying it, Which a far as I can tell is not wasting it, you on the other hand are using up oxygen, praying to nothing. You guys take the bible to literally it wouldn't surprise me if you beloved in the story of creation!
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If you don't believe in god, you aren't necessarily an atheist.
Friend, everyone believes in God. Atheists do not exist.


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 10-30-2010, 05:23 PM

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You can, just like you can believe in a god without being "christian".
Um, no. You cannot not believe in the existence of gods without being atheist.

An "atheist", by definition, is someone who does not believe in a god or gods. That is it. It does not mean someone who actively believes there are no gods; rather, it is someone who does not, by consideration of the available evidence, find that there is adequate evidence to support the existence of a god or gods. That'd be what you are.

Christians are theists. We believe in a god (in our case, THE God). Hindus are theists; they believe in a bunch of (false) gods. Deists are theists; they believe in a god of some undefined sort.

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There is also the grey areas of religion which you "True Christians" refuse to accept is there, Such as Agnostics.
That's not a grey area of religion.

Agnostics are people who don't believe humans can know the nature of God. Gnostics believe humans can know the nature of God.

There are agnostic atheists. They don't believe we can know the nature of a god, if there is one, and they don't think the evidence indicates that one exists.

There are agnostic theists. They believe there is a god, but that we don't know that god's nature. Think Oprah or other New Agers.

There are gnostic theists. Christians are gnostic theists. We know God's nature from the Bible, and we know He exists.

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Not particularly. "Mythtickle" is an entertaining comic strip.


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I don't believe in god, I think that's a good starting point, I've been brought up that way, all though half my family are Christian. I attend a catholic school.
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Perhaps he's leaving Catholicism because he HASN'T been molested.

Maybe it has damaged his self-esteem that the priests have all passed him over in favor of his attractive younger brother.

Next, he will sue for the psychological damage.


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Default Re: Ask a atheist teenager anything - 11-01-2010, 11:42 AM

When did you realise that you were gay for homersexuals?

How do you feel about straight people living in the same street as you?

Does it threaten your lifestyle?
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