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Today after finishing my household chores I went on to Pinterest.com (for the men reading this post Pinterest is a website that women go on to plan weddings they hope to have in the future to a good Christian man, name and plan out the all children they hope to have someday, as well as gather the yummiest crockpot recipes around and most importantly post pictures and quotes about how much we love Jesus. Anyways while on Pinterest looking up inspirational quotes and pictures of our Lord, I ran across this picture. While my first instinct was to report for blasphemy and heresy for depicting our Lord in such a manor... I took a closer look at the picture and noticed something... Jesus was holding a "Book of Mormon!" I'm so confused what this picture is trying to depict. Is this picture saying: Mormons believe in a make believe Jesus? If so this picture is not blasphemous at all and there is no need to report it. Or is it: Jesus is showing the world "The Book of Mormon" is make believe... And that too is not blasphemous, so it too should not be reported. I ask for your assistance to please help me depict what this picture is saying so I know what I should do.

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Default Re: Help! Jesus, Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot & the "I Exist!" Support Group - 03-07-2012, 08:11 AM

I too am baffled by this picture. Jesus is quite obviously the odd one out in the picture full of make believe creatures as He is the only one who really exists. However, as you rightly point out, Jesus would never promote the book of Mormon as legitimate as it is a heretical abomination.

The thing to not lose sight of is that the picture was made by a person. That person will have brought some sort of agenda to his work and is probably trying to promote that agenda. I know it's hard to understand but some people hate Jesus. The fact Jesus really exists and is accounted for in the only really true book ever threatens these people. The person who made the picture is probably some kind of anal pervert who wants to molest small boys. The implication that Jesus is so false He might even be the one made up by the Mormons is just spiteful.

Also some people really really believe in some of the other things in the picture. Perhaps the person who made the picture is trying to wrongly say that seeing as Jesus is so real you should therefore believe in the other things as well. This is immediately false because, unlike unicorns and talking donkeys, these crazy things are not mentioned in the Bible.

If I were you I would just ignore this picture as it is aimed at women in their weaker moments just after a hard day's cleaning while their husbands are out at work. This is when their brains are at their most vulnerable to ideas that are not their husband's. I'm sure your husband would just give you a few smacks and destroy the picture if you showed it him and direct you back to the Bible.
Judges 18:18 And these went into Micah's house, and took the carved image, the ephod, and the household gods, and the molten image. Then said the priest unto them, What are you doing?




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It looks to me like Jesus, the greatest teacher of all time, is teaching us about make believe. Everyone knows that big foot, aliens, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and leprechauns don't exist. I have to assume that his face is distorted to show that the Jesus portrayed in the book of mormon is also make believe. The artist is doing good factual Christian work here.

What boggles my mind is how people can believe in make believe stuff when there isn't any evidence to support their existence.

As an amateur art critic, I believe this is the message the artist is trying to convey; that there is only one true way to God, through Jesus Christ as set forth in the King James version of The Good Book.

Although I applaud the effort, the artists rendering would could been more authentic if it included a picture of Mohammad. I know how upset those sand monkeys get when their false god is portrayed, but someone has to wake them up and get them ready for the Hell fire they will surely face.

It would have been a nice touch if, in the background, their was a black board with a scientist explaining evolution to all the other imaginary things, while Jesus stood there with a scolding look on his face.


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20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Default Re: Help! Jesus, Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot & the "I Exist!" Support Group - 03-07-2012, 08:43 AM

Thank you for your insiteful wisdom! Im so glad we have such inspired men of God on this forum to help steer the naive weaker sex , like myself*in the proper direction. I am still awaiting our Loving Lord to bless me with a loving Christian man, one who is strong in faith and that can properly reprimand me when neededwith the spankings *you suggested. *Until then I will continue to plan my Christian wedding and gather crockpot recipes on Pinterest so I will be ready when the Lord blesses me!*

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Jesus was holding a "Book of Mormon!" I'm so confused what this picture is trying to depict
Mormons, baptists, all Christian groups follow God and Jesus. But they all seem to love to argue about the finer details. Ok Mormons went the whole hog and just invented their own bible but they are no more misled than the Baptists here who think Jesus wasn't himself Jewish, slain by Roman Legionaries.

best thing to do, when you see something like that - is just take note and ignore it. I'm quite sure Jesus wants you to spend your time less idly.
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I'm quite sure Jesus wants you to spend your time less idly.
Are you suggesting that good Christian women preparing themselves for marriage by gathering the finest Christian crockpot, casserole & pie recipes is wasted time?

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I'm quite sure Jesus wants you to spend your time less idly.
So now you know the mind of Jesus? The greatest being to ever have existed in 6000 years?

Your arrogance makes me sick to my stomach blech: God gave us the Bible (KHV1611) so we could do what He wants not what you think He wants: you should be ashamed of your vile blasphemy

I bet you 'think' Jesus likes the filthy gaywise sex, too, eh? Anything else you 'think' Jesus wants people to do? Eat babies? Sodomy? Voting Dumocrat?

Disgusting, absolutley disgusting the vitriol of hate you brinh here. But you'll get yours , missy: come the Rapture!!!!!!!

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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The artist is doing good factual Christian work here.

What boggles my mind is how people can believe in make believe stuff when there isn't any evidence to support their existence.

As an amateur art critic, I believe this is the message the artist is trying to convey; that there is only one true way to God, through Jesus Christ as set forth in the King James version of The Good Book.
Very insightful!

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Although I applaud the effort, the artists rendering would could been more authentic if it included a picture of Mohammad.
Maybe Mohammed is depicted as the Lochness Monster in the picture hanging in the background?

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It would have been a nice touch if, in the background, their was a black board with a scientist explaining evolution to all the other imaginary things, while Jesus stood there with a scolding look on his face.
So true! The artist must have not be a True Christian... A True Christian would have been inspired to add science to the picture!


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21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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So now you know the mind of Jesus? The greatest being to ever have existed in 6000 years?

Your arrogance makes me sick to my stomach blech: God gave us the Bible (KHV1611) so we could do what He wants not what you think He wants: you should be ashamed of your vile blasphemy

I bet you 'think' Jesus likes the filthy gaywise sex, too, eh? Anything else you 'think' Jesus wants people to do? Eat babies? Sodomy? Voting Dumocrat?

Disgusting, absolutley disgusting the vitriol of hate you brinh here. But you'll get yours , missy: come the Rapture!!!!!!!

All the best.
Thank you for setting that Unsaved Trash straight... What vile blasphemy came from their mouth! They apparently have NEVER read the Bible, nor knows the proper place for a good Christian Woman!

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21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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Mormons, baptists, all Christian groups follow God and Jesus. But they all seem to love to argue about the finer details. Ok Mormons went the whole hog and just invented their own bible but they are no more misled than the Baptists here who think Jesus wasn't himself Jewish, slain by Roman Legionaries.

best thing to do, when you see something like that - is just take note and ignore it. I'm quite sure Jesus wants you to spend your time less idly.
Please stop trying to seduce goodly Christian women to your dark world of no morals.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Please stop trying to seduce goodly Christian women to your dark world of no morals.
Praise the Lord! What's that Unsaved Trash going to suggest next... That goodly Christian women should stop their Godly duties of housework & child rearing and get a job!?

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Praise the Lord! What's that Unsaved Trash going to suggest next... That goodly Christian women should stop their Godly duties of housework & child rearing and get a job!?

Always Yours In Christ.
I think he probably will. Atheists are always trying to lure women away from their husbands and fathers so they can seduce them into fornication. It's the only reason men ever employ women. It's got so bad that some lesbian feminazis even run their own companies. Yeah, I know...



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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I think he probably will. Atheists are always trying to lure women away from their husbands and fathers so they can seduce them into fornication. It's the only reason men ever employ women. It's got so bad that some lesbian feminazis even run their own companies. Yeah, I know...
Very true! Atheists & deception/seduction go hand in hand!
Deuteronomy 11:16
Take heed to yourselves, that your heart be not deceived, and ye turn aside, and serve other gods, and worship them;


And the audacity of lesbian feminazis to rebel against the Lord's word "thinking" they know what's best for themselves!

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Default Re: Help! Jesus, Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot & the "I Exist!" Support Group - 03-07-2012, 10:25 PM

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Ok Mormons went the whole hog and just invented their own bible but they are no more misled than the Baptists here who think Jesus wasn't himself Jewish, slain by Roman Legionaries.
O Great Genius, do tell: Is God Jewish?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: Help! Jesus, Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot & the "I Exist!" Support Group - 03-08-2012, 01:44 AM

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Thank you for your insiteful wisdom! Im so glad we have such inspired men of God on this forum to help steer the naive weaker sex , like myself*in the proper direction. I am still awaiting our Loving Lord to bless me with a loving Christian man, one who is strong in faith and that can properly reprimand me when neededwith the spankings *you suggested. *Until then I will continue to plan my Christian wedding and gather crockpot recipes on Pinterest so I will be ready when the Lord blesses me!*

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Little lady, it truly warms my heart to be in the company of a woman who has been touched by the Lord. God will surely reward you with a master to instruct you on the things your female mind can't comprehend. I don't know of any Christian man who wouldn't take pride in beating you into the submission that the Lord desires for you, I know I would!

Has your father placed an ad in the Christian singles section? Just be sure he includes what female duties you're best at, and your birthing measurements, as he will be able to sell you for more.


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20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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