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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 02-13-2009, 03:39 AM

I wrote that as a joke but no one ever gives me any credit.


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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 02-13-2009, 04:16 AM

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I wrote that as a joke but no one ever gives me any credit.
I do. I give you plenty of credit. The banks are just holding it up at the moment.


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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 07-23-2009, 05:02 PM

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Yeah, I don't get the joke. Jesus was no fire-breathing flying giant lizard...
Do you think there is a chance Jesus might have used raptors as transportation?
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Do you think there is a chance Jesus might have used raptors as transportation?
Did you read that in the Bible somewhere? (That's a rhetorical question because it's NOT in the Bible).

What's your point, boy? Are you just another atheist here to mock Jesus who died on the cross for your sins?


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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 07-23-2009, 05:17 PM

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Did you read that in the Bible somewhere? (That's a rhetorical question because it's NOT in the Bible).

What's your point, boy? Are you just another atheist here to mock Jesus who died on the cross for your sins?
No, I know it doesn't say that in the Bible, but it doesn't not say it either. Just wondering.

And no, I am not here to mock Our Lord and Savior. I take it there has been problems like this in the past?
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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 07-23-2009, 05:24 PM

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No, I know it doesn't say that in the Bible, but it doesn't not say it either. Just wondering.

And no, I am not here to mock Our Lord and Savior. I take it there has been problems like this in the past?
Nope, no one comes to our Godly forum to mock Jesus and our beliefs.


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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 07-23-2009, 05:26 PM

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Nope, no one comes to our Godly forum to mock Jesus and our beliefs.
That truly is a shame sir. Well we know that God is watching and these people shall get what is coming to them soon enough.
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That truly is a shame sir. Well we know that God is watching and these people shall get what is coming to them soon enough.
They will get it even sooner if Jesus tells us there are unbelievers using this forum to take cheep shots at religion. Trust me when I say friend we of Landover are all to aware of the games atheists play.



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They will get it even sooner if Jesus tells us there are unbelievers using this forum to take cheep shots at religion. Trust me when I say friend we of Landover are all to aware of the games atheists play.
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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 03-17-2011, 03:53 AM

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This is my very first time posting here, but seeing this quote made me feel sad. This kind of judgmental mean-spiritedness is not the Christianity that I follow. That was totally uncalled-for, IMHO.
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This is my very first time posting here, but seeing this quote made me feel sad. This kind of judgmental mean-spiritedness is not the Christianity that I follow. That was totally uncalled-for, IMHO.
So it's okay when David prays for God to smite his enemies, but not when Pastor does?

Psalm 58:6-11 6Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
7Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
8As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
9Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
10The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
11So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
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This is my very first time posting here, but seeing this quote made me feel sad. This kind of judgmental mean-spiritedness is not the Christianity that I follow. That was totally uncalled-for, IMHO.
Then you are not a True Christian™ and will suffer unfathomable torments in the lake of fire with satan and his minions (Revelation 21:8). If you could actually be bothered to pick up and read a Holy Bible (KJV 1611), you would already know that God commissions us to judge others in righteousness.

Our own Rev. Jim Osborne has given a detailed sermon on the matter in this thread:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

I suggest you read that for your own edification. To summarize, as perfect True Christians™, it is our prerogative and our obligation to judge righteous judgment. We can quickly bury you up to your neck in Scripture if you aren't willing to take my word for it.

God only forbids hypocritical judgment (e.g., Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, etc.). But since we are perfect Christians, there is nothing hypocritical about our righteous judgment. You would already know this if you could be bothered to read more than a small handful of cherry-picked verses.

There is a difference between telling people what they want to hear and telling them what they need to hear. We would rather save one soul that pack out stadiums full of people to tell them what they want to hear. You advocate the latter.

Evangelizing is not a popularity contest. If only one person reads our Godly forum and goes on to truly accept Christ as his or her personal LORD and Savior, then we have done more good than you could possibly do by condoning and tacitly encouraging sin and perversion in others.

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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 03-19-2011, 06:25 PM

Baptist = Hypocrites
I wanna ask you a question. Who gave you the position to judge?
Also, Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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Baptist = Hypocrites
I wanna ask you a question. Who gave you the position to judge?
Also, Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Read the rest of the Bible
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Baptist = Hypocrites
I wanna ask you a question. Who gave you the position to judge?
Also, Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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Baptist = Hypocrites
I wanna ask you a question. Who gave you the position to judge?
Also, Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Dear God-mocking Retard:

Why not read Matthew 7:1-5 so you can understand it in context?

We are not commanded to refrain from judgment, but warned against hypocritical judgment.



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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 03-21-2011, 07:52 AM

May all atheists burn in hell for all eternity.
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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 03-21-2011, 09:00 AM

Haha i laughed my ass off when i saw that. It was probably some leftist pothead on drugs that came up with this one.
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Default Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths - 07-14-2011, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
Yeah, I don't get the joke. Jesus was no fire-breathing flying giant lizard...
Hey bro, Raptors don't fly or breath fire, they are dinosaurs, not dragons.
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