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Default MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-10-2015, 10:21 PM

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Praise Jesus friends!! A seemingly disabled women leaps from her cripple carrier to defend His name from an evil secularist. Isn't it amazing, watch at the 1:09 mark and you can actually see Jesus literally lift her right up. I must admit she has quite the potty mouth, however, it is not every day Jesus performs a MIRACLE!!!!



You would swear the power of Samson entered her the way those shampoo bottles are flying around. Reminds me when Samson knocked down the Pillars in the philistine temple.

Also, did you notice the little sissy man who refused to throw a punch? Typical liberal kids, disobeying their parents. Again, I do not approve of the potty mouths, you women should know better than that.

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Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
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Default Re: MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-11-2015, 12:26 AM

I for one was proud of the manly man taking the video who refused to intervene in the violence, even as a child was participating in it.

After all, intervening would require the man recording the incident to actually touch one of the women, and as we know, the Bible says it is good for a man not to touch a woman. Obviously our cameraman knows his scripture. (1 Corinthians 7:1)

Additionally, stopping the fight would've sent the wrong message to the young boy who was attempting to bludgeon the woman with a shampoo bottle. Not only would the little one have been traumatized from seeing a man touch a woman, he would walk away from the fight with the idea in his head it is okay to walk away from a fight. Never!

I am encouraged greatly when I see crowds standing idly by watching people beat each other, especially in front of kids who are learning valuable melee skills that will serve them later on when they have children of their own.



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Default Re: MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-11-2015, 05:25 AM

Is this video enough proof to finally end atheism? Its clearly a miracle that this cripple was able to walk again. God obviously healed her legs so she could battle that evil secularist. Will atheists still try and refute this clear evidence through their usual mumbo-jumbo?

I for one will be sure to for providing us with yet another awe-inspiring miracle.
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Default Re: MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-21-2015, 05:39 AM

I hate to burst this whole praise bubble going on, but I highly doubt that the woman was actually "crippled", just lazy and grabbed one of the motorized carts from the front entrance that's normally reserved for senior citizens with limited mobility...
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Thumbs down Re: MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-21-2015, 05:49 AM

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I hate to burst this whole praise bubble going on, but I highly doubt that the woman was actually "crippled", just lazy and grabbed one of the motorized carts from the front entrance that's normally reserved for senior citizens with limited mobility...
Stow it, slut. You wouldn't know a miracle if it jumped up and slapped you on the @$$.
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Default Re: MIRACLE at WALMART - Disabled women WALKS!!! - 06-21-2015, 09:59 AM

Unfortunately Satan seems to have removed the link. I managed to find it tho.



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