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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-24-2008, 06:32 PM
I'm not married but we have a daughter as already mentioned in my introduction thread
and he asked me to go get a job because financialy we are having hard times so I obeyed didn't I
And what on earth is a buzz cut ?
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-24-2008, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I'm not married but we have a daughter as already mentioned in my introduction thread
and he asked me to go get a job because financialy we are having hard times so I obeyed didn't I
And what on earth is a buzz cut ?
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...so it's so common to you you don't even realize it's an abnormal hairstyle for a woman.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-24-2008, 11:08 PM
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...so it's so common to you you don't even realize it's an abnormal hairstyle for a woman.
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She truly is in a wretched state isn't she, Brother Lebeau? Libra, I implore you to realize that you are a worthless piece of human refuse with no inherent value. Only Jesus can fix that.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-25-2008, 04:24 AM
Oh sjeez I didn't understand the word and you make such a fuzz about it
I guess it is a very short haircut right ? maybe shaved
well no my hair is almost shoulder lenght, it was a lot longer but a really damaged so I had to cut it so short and I hate it
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And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-25-2008, 04:58 AM
Yes well don't you pay any attention to that vile Mr. Cockeran. He is just the meanest person on this forum.
I would like to understand more about you because I hear that you are related to Odin...
Does He wear any special clothes? I think that he would need some fire-proof clothes if he was going to send out thunderbolts and all...
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-25-2008, 05:29 AM
Listen Rockhead, if you really think the Lord is going to strike you down, fireproof clothes are not going to help. But in a pinch, I imagine those outfits those guys that study volcanoes wear might work for a minor hit by God!
At the brightness that was before him his thick clouds passed, hail stones and coals of fire.
The LORD also thundered in the heavens, and the Highest gave his voice; hail stones and coals of fire.
Yea, he sent out his arrows, and scattered them; and he shot out lightnings, and discomfited them.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-25-2008, 03:29 PM
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Yes well don't you pay any attention to that vile Mr. Cockeran. He is just the meanest person on this forum.
I would like to understand more about you because I hear that you are related to Odin...
Does He wear any special clothes? I think that he would need some fire-proof clothes if he was going to send out thunderbolts and all...
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Related to who ???
anyway seth since you blocked private messaging from others I will reply in here :
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According to this post your hair is damaged. Did you dye it?
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I dye it all the time, my natural colour is ashblonde, but I like to have it more shiny honey or gold that's the reason
but since this week my hair is black, I needed some change
why do you ask ?
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And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 04:04 AM
You know, Odin. That Norse goddy guy.
aren't you Sweedish or something?
Man I wouldlove to be a Viking smacking Brits in the head with an ax and all (sorry BT) .. but you gotta love it. man and killing the monks and raping the women. (or was it the other way around?)
anyway I want to hear more about your wild adventures!
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 04:47 AM
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I bet you would love to see me oiled up and half-naked in a ring grappling on the floor with some bull dyke
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LOL, actually, that would be extremely amusing to see.
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while you pleasure yourself the whole time.
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Well, now, I wouldn't go that far!
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Or do you consider yourself an Olympic level female athlete?
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By no means do I consider myself thus. I'm just saying that, in all reality, I'm fairly sure you wouldn't be able to compete with them physically. I know the typical 'True Christian BMI'. About 33, isn't it?
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Have you returned only to once again constantly sexually harass me? Will you ever give up? Will you ever realize that I am a True Christian and happily married?
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Well, what can I say. You caught me. I need me some sweet Remy lurvin. Oh baby.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 05:39 AM
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LOL, actually, that would be extremely amusing to see.
Well, now, I wouldn't go that far!
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Oh, I'm pretty sure you'd like to go all the way...
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By no means do I consider myself thus. I'm just saying that, in all reality, I'm fairly sure you wouldn't be able to compete with them physically. I know the typical 'True Christian BMI'. About 33, isn't it?
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Not at all, there are some nice pictures of Pastor Ezekiel in the calendar thread, as well as pics from Bathfire. They seem to be in pretty good shape, harlot, because Jesus hates fat people.
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Well, what can I say. You caught me. I need me some sweet Remy lurvin. Oh baby.
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Disgusting. Express your harlotry and lustfulness elsewhere, witch, this is a Godly Forum.
Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Star Finder
You know, Odin. That Norse goddy guy.
aren't you Sweedish or something?
Man I wouldlove to be a Viking smacking Brits in the head with an ax and all (sorry BT) .. but you gotta love it. man and killing the monks and raping the women. (or was it the other way around?)
anyway I want to hear more about your wild adventures!
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Ehm no I'm just a belgian woman, that's far away from Sweden
There are no wild adventures to tell, unless you count a 24 hour game of monopoly wild, or a whole night of singstar with friends.
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 02:21 PM
What kind of drugs do you take to give you an attention span like that?
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-26-2008, 03:53 PM
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What kind of drugs do you take to give you an attention span like that?
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Just a bit coffee or red bull, I'm exhausted today I had about 4 hours of sleep.
But I'm young so I'll recover easily haha
And my daughter was upstairs sleeping, do you really think I'm such a stupid person to take drugs ? That would be very irresponsible
Even at time I went to school and party in the weekends I never ever accepted drugs, When I was too tired I would just go home since there is no need to destroy your body with it. And the fun makes you keep awake.
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-29-2008, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
Just a bit coffee or red bull, I'm exhausted today I had about 4 hours of sleep.
But I'm young so I'll recover easily haha
And my daughter was upstairs sleeping, do you really think I'm such a stupid person to take drugs ? That would be very irresponsible
Even at time I went to school and party in the weekends I never ever accepted drugs, When I was too tired I would just go home since there is no need to destroy your body with it. And the fun makes you keep awake.
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Since you aren't a Christian, you have no morality. We assume eurotrash perverts get up to all manner of degenerate behavior, since you are without Jesus. This is exactly why the Bible commands us to avoid unsaved trash like you at all costs.
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"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-30-2008, 04:37 PM
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Since you aren't a Christian, you have no morality. We assume eurotrash perverts get up to all manner of degenerate behavior, since you are without Jesus. This is exactly why the Bible commands us to avoid unsaved trash like you at all costs.
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Well you assumed wrong when it's about me, you can't think everyone is the same do you ? that would make the world a boring place
And right now the most degenerate behavior would be sing and dance with full enthousiasm while playing singstar, since I only do things outdoor with my family like going to indoor playgrounds, the zoo and such
or maybe visit friends for diner. I don't think that my life is wild because I DO have moralities and I'm a good caring mother and wife-to-be.
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-30-2008, 04:41 PM
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Well you assumed wrong when it's about me, you can't think everyone is the same do you ? that would make the world a boring place
And right now the most degenerate behavior would be sing and dance with full enthousiasm while playing singstar, since I only do things outdoor with my family like going to indoor playgrounds, the zoo and such
or maybe visit friends for diner. I don't think that my life is wild because I DO have moralities and I'm a good caring mother and wife-to-be.
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Anyone can be a mother or a wife, but if you want to be a good mother and a good wife, you have to do things God's way. You were designed spiritually and physically to follow the Bible. Your life would improve so much if you get Saved. I know mine did.
God split the world into two kinds of people. There's the Saved and the unsaved. The saved go to Heaven while the unsaved spend eternity in Hell. There are no other options. Do you know where you're going when you die?
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-30-2008, 10:18 PM
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Anyone can be a mother or a wife, but if you want to be a good mother and a good wife, you have to do things God's way. You were designed spiritually and physically to follow the Bible. Your life would improve so much if you get Saved. I know mine did.
God split the world into two kinds of people. There's the Saved and the unsaved. The saved go to Heaven while the unsaved spend eternity in Hell. There are no other options. Do you know where you're going when you die?
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that's something that I'll know when I'm dead I guess
Nobody ever came back to tell us what happens when you die so there is no proof except the bible, and that's not so much proof since it was written by humans, and humans can tell lies.
By this I do not mean that I do not think that there is more than just earth and life. But there can be mistakes made, we don't have full proof.
Why would there be so many different religions ? When there was enough proof for only one of them the whole world would believe the same won't they ?
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss -
10-30-2008, 10:26 PM
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that's something that I'll know when I'm dead I guess
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Why would you put it off when you can know for sure here and now by reading the Holy Bible?
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Nobody ever came back to tell us what happens when you die so there is no proof except the bible, and that's not so much proof since it was written by humans, and humans can tell lies.
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That's wrong on two counts. The Bible was not written by men, it was written by God. Second, someone did come back from the dead.
http://spiritlessons.com/DOCUMENTS/B...nHell_Text.htm
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By this I do not mean that I do not think that there is more than just earth and life. But there can be mistakes made, we don't have full proof.
Why would there be so many different religions ? When there was enough proof for only one of them the whole world would believe the same won't they ?
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We do have full proof. It's called the Bible. Each man is trying to get to God by himself, and since the heart is above all things wicked (Jeremiah 17:9) they are decieved on how to reach Him.
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