Too often I see these ridiculous woman's workout videos where the women are wearing skimpy tight clothing, twisting their body in whorish fashions, and making obscene noises. In addition, the majority of them are lesbian femi-nazis thinking they're empowering themselves and are equal to men.
Here's a disgusting example:
I took some time to develop a workout program based on practical True Christian™ values. It's important for women to build up the strength to tend to their husbands, children, and the household. The better the physical stamina, the more efficiently they can climb up on the counters to scrub the cabinets, vacuum in hard to reach places, and wash the dishes.
My program consists of 2 main fields:
Hand Precision: The True Christian woman washes the dishes and clothing by hand, and without proper strength and technique, cramps can easily swing by to hinder her work. This area of workout will strengthen the hand muscles by practicing stretching, rubbing, and massaging. After a few classes, hand agility and strength is guaranteed!
Speed (Leg and Arm Movement): This may very well be the most crucial of all fields; it encompasses vacuuming, lifting of heavy pots and pans, and overall movement around the home. This area will focus on exercising the legs and arms to build stamina; some workouts will include stretching of the limbs to increase flexibility, and rapid movement of the body to increase strength. Make sure you bring a clothe, you may get sweaty.
I'll be your personal coach. Join today for only $9.99 a class (with the consent of your male guardian.)
All women 14 years or older are welcome! The younger the better, so by the time she is married off she'll immediately be accustomed to taking care of the household.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Classes are every Tuesday and Thursday at 4 P.M. at the Freehold Community Center. Make sure you bring your standard cleaning equipment consisting of an apron, modest dress, and towels. See you there, ladies!