[Uranium Fever]

There's nothing important about me. Besides the fact I'm a half sodomite(guess what that means).

I'm an avid gamer. What I play will shock even the most GOD FEAR CHRISTIAN.


Mostly TF2, The Binding of Isaac, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon(and some others I can think of).


I know God gonna cut me down, but at least in hell I'll be in good company.

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

There's nothing important about me. Besides the fact I'm a half sodomite(guess what that means).

I'm an avid gamer. What I play will shock even the most GOD FEAR CHRISTIAN.


Mostly TF2, The Binding of Isaac, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon(and some others I can think of).


I know God gonna cut me down, but at least in hell I'll be in good company.

Dear Yernoseistoonearyeranus


Well, you sure are a fiesty one, aren't you. There are not many things that would shock a True Christian, please enlighten all the True Christians. Alas I am not yet a True Christian and at this stage all I can do is pray to God, through His Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, that I one day attain that lofty honor.


Well enough about me. Tell us why you hate Jesus so much and also tell us all these "shocking" things you do. Maybe then we could help you find the Root of your problems, although you seem to have told us that root is actually the root of your problems.


I will say a little, a very little, prayer for you.


YIC
TT


P.S. BTW those games you mention sound sooo shocking.

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor

P.S. BTW those games you mention sound sooo shocking.

I was just making fun of some of the posts here. (Like that tf2 one or Overwatch)

[Faith_Machine]

OK, sigh. Go ahead and tell us what "half sodomite" means.

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

OK, sigh. Go ahead and tell us what "half sodomite" means.

Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite. (Am I still a sodomite even though I'm a virgin?)

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite. (Am I still a sodomite even though I'm a virgin?)

Dear sinner,

It does not work like that. God is for totality!

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Half a sin = the whole sin. In addition, sins of the mind are just as bad as sins of the flesh.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

You seem to be filled with defiance. What is your motivation for being here?

Numbers 23:8
How shall I curse, whom God hath not cursed? or how shall I defy, whom the LORD hath not defied?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

You seem to be filled with defiance. What is your motivation for being here?

Just curious mostly. As you guys seem to be pretty, what's the word? More radical than some Christians.


Is there anything you guys like to do that doesn't involve anything religious?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

Just curious mostly. As you guys seem to be pretty, what's the word? More radical than some Christians.

Is there anything you guys like to do that doesn't involve anything religious?

What would be the point to do something not related to Jesus?

Matthew 22:37
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

There's also no point in curiosity. God knows how to do things and has given us the manual for this miserable Earthly life. That is enough for anyone.

Acts 1:7
And he said unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which the Father hath put in his own power.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

What would be the point to do something not related to Jesus?

Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.

You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:

• What is your relationship with Jesus?
• What is your relationship with the Bible?
• Have you read the Bible?
• If you have, what is your favorite verse?
• If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:

• What is your relationship with Jesus?
• What is your relationship with the Bible?
• Have you read the Bible?
• If you have, what is your favorite verse?
• If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I consider Jesus as a friend.


I don't have a good relationship to the bible(most bibles have tiny font)


I have, but it's been awhile.


Revelation 21:6:And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.


And for your hell question, I just find evil more interesting. Like how some people want to know why serial killers are the way they are.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

Revelation 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

But what is thirst? Some people find their thirst assuaged in Adnan Oktar.

…I just find evil more interesting.

TRANSLATION UNNECESSARY

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite.

A useful confession - it shows that being queer is simply a life-style choice and that, if you simply behaved normally, you be like the rest of us.

[James Hutchins]

Welcome friend! I'd like to do God's work and talk to you about being a Christian. Jesus would not of led you here unless He felt like you'd be a 'fit' for Christianity. Don't you want to stop having strange men ejaculate in your nose?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

I consider Jesus as a friend...

Why?

[Faith_Machine]

Congratulations on still being a virgin! Did it occur to you that perhaps this is not by accident, but by design? That, perhaps, God is keeping you pure, because He plans to have you meet His son, Jesus Christ? And that once you've been saved, He wants you to get married to a good Christian man?

Isn't God wonderful!

[BrotherLarry]

I have not yet determined your s-e-c-k-s. This makes it somewhat difficult for me to respond to you, but I am very happy you are here. This is the ONLY site where you will learn the truth about the Holy Bible, Jesus, and eternity. Yes, I said the ONLY one.


Our church believes in ministry to all people, because God would love to have a full table at the marriage supper of the Lamb. (1 Timothy 2:3-4) Your mention of being a half sodomite doesn't bear witness with science or nature, and this offends the Lord, who demands your complete devotion or else (Revelation 3:14-17). I would prefer not being spewed from the LORD's mouth - or anyone's. I would prefer that the LORD blesses me with solid food, since I am a True Christian™ who has gone beyond the milk stage (1 Peter 2:2). Still, no one likes a person who spits.


Video games are generally unhealthy for the young mind. This is not an area in which I am well-versed, despite my innate intelligence and natural wisdom. "Pong," which I understand is very popular, reminds me of "prong," which reminds me of the devil's barbed organ of copulation. I steer clear of any reference to that appendage, since I prefer eternity being fed by the most masculine and muscular of angels while leaning on Jesus' breast.


You've earned a spot on my prayer list. I hope you understand that our forums are not here to condemn anyone other than those that deserve condemnation; we are here to lead you to the truth and the Bible is the ONLY way to find it (John 17:17).


One more thing: Goodwill and the library and of course several stores sell a large-print edition of the King James Bible. This will help improve your relationship with God's Holy Word, and the result of that can only be a good one.


Diligently praying for your redemption,
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[Uranium Fever]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

He wants you to get married to a good Christian man?

I'm male. So you just promoted same-sex marriage! jk


I can understand why you thought I was female, after all my avatar is of a girl.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

I'm male...my avatar is of a girl.

Jesus don't play that.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Uranium Fever

I'm male.

No, really? I mean, not "do you feel like a male," but in reality, is there a floppy male member physically dangling between your legs? I ask because you have a very feminine style and I was about to share some tips to make you less unattractive to the opposite sex, seeing how that's the number one reason girls give to trying out lesbianism. A gal needn't pretend to be a man just because she can't catch one. There are all kinds of skin care and cosmetic solutions for today's ugly gal.