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The Question Thread -
04-23-2009, 10:48 PM
There was a thread like this at another forum to which I used to belong, and I just loved it. Basically, all posts in this thread can only be questions. You respond to a posted question with another question. They can be silly questions, it doesn't have to make sense all the time (or ever); they can be questions about anything you like (which will probably be Jesus), they can be simple questions (like, "Do you like cheese?") or complicated ones (like, "What is the meaning of life?"), but all posts must questions. So...
Who wants to play?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-23-2009, 11:00 PM
Does anyone?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-23-2009, 11:03 PM
Why are you wasting our time, Alllie?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-23-2009, 11:04 PM
Alllie, why do you hate God so much?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-23-2009, 11:08 PM
Brother Lazarus, kind-hearted soul that he is, has just pointed out a rule that I forgot to mention in the initial post: Your question must contain a word from the previous post.
Example:
"Why do you hate God, Alie?"
"Who doesn't love God?"
"Is anybody here in love right now?"
So I guess we're starting over, lol.
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Alie, why do you hate God so much?
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What makes you think I hate God?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-24-2009, 08:11 PM
Is it okay to hate the Amish?
"Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 07:19 AM
Do you live in an Amish paradise?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rocking for JC
Is it okay to hate the Amish?
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It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates. ?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates.
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*Tugs at Pastor Al's shirt sleeve* [respectful whisper]Psst, Pastor Al, your posts have to be questions.[/respectful whisper]
(OK, I fixed it. Thanks.)
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 09:25 AM
(Thanks for fixing it )
How do you know who God wants you to kill?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 04:44 PM
Haven't you read the Bible???
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 05:11 PM
You haven't read the Bible???
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 06:18 PM
Isn't the Bible great?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 09:44 PM
Great in size, or great in content?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-26-2009, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
Great in size, or great in content?
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is great in size honey.
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 02:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WickedWitch
(Thanks for fixing it )
How do you know who God wants you to kill?
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Are they dead?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 01:57 PM
Alie, I see Hitonmi has just returned from the Nether Regions
I would advise you to ignore the little chink - he does not Deliver!!!
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 05:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Are they dead?
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If god wanted someone dead wouldent they be dead allready ?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 05:20 PM
Don Bozo! Don Bozo! Did you see yet that today is mi cumpleanos? No chiste! There's a thread about it in The Lounge!
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 05:34 PM
Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?
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