[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

And now, my dear, may I extend my sincere wishes that you live a long life of servitude in some remote area of Siberia to our Lord Jesus, pleasing Him as you always have kind of the same way you pleased the entire Michigan State basketball team.

May this day bring you a dose of everything you give to the rest of us, my dear, sweet, kind, loving, adorable sister in Christ. I trust our friendship will continue, Lord willing, just as it always has, until He returns.

Come quickly, Lord.

Lovingly,
NRL

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

My most darling of sisters in our Lord:

Yes, Dr. Niles will do anything you pay him to do, obviously.

I know, isn't he a sweetie? By the way, when was the last time you had your Certificate of Virginity™ updated? Because I've overheard some mean people talking mean things behind your back, you know, and the best way to put an end to these malicious (and hopefully false) rumors would be to have the certificate frequently updated. The exam conducted by Dr. Niles doesn't hurt, you know.

The Lord knows all, Praise His Glorious Name. I won't say anything about your dreams, Dear. Everyone needs to hold onto a goal in this life. Mine is serving Jesus, whose Face is enough for me.

And here is the difference between the two of us, my dearest Sister: you serve as you see fit, and I serve Him in whatever way He wants me to do it.

You're always in my prayers, my beloved Sister.

PS: Thank you for your kind wishes, my darling Sister. You always come up with such funny jokes!

[mgreigns]

I want to wish you a Happy Belated Birthday in Jesus' Name and many more to come until His Return!