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The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-14-2007, 04:45 PM
Recently, the implausibly gay city of London, obviously having not learnt anything from the recent homoterrorist attacks, allowed a massive procession of queers to viciously ram themselves right through the centre of town. But for once, there's good news to report from the UK, as decent Christian patriots came out in force to give these queers a piece of our minds! Here are some heartwarming pictures (see if you can spot me!):
Another massive show of force. Could anyone doubt that tomorrow belongs to us, and we represent the vast majority of public opinion?
Have you ever seen such a fine figure of heterosexual masculinity? Why, a less camp man would be difficult to imagine!
I'd say probably around 50% of Britain's True Christians™ can be seen in this picture. Alongside one elderly Anglican, who probably just got lost looking for the main Pride march.
One look at this fine example of Christian womanhood would be enough to turn even the queerest of homers straight, surely.
Praise! Looking at this glorious sight, who could even dream of mocking God?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-14-2007, 08:28 PM
I think I may have seen you in that last photo Brother Temperance. Puking up your breakfast after having to watch so many Sodomites walking so close to you.
You really do have an unenviable task in that Homer-ridden kingdom.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-15-2007, 02:47 PM
Pray tell, what about the Godly-seeming banner in that first photograph? Is this "National Front" a Christian organization? They certainly have excellent banner-making abilities.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-15-2007, 07:08 PM
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Pray tell, what about the Godly-seeming banner in that first photograph? Is this "National Front" a Christian organization? They certainly have excellent banner-making abilities.
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They are an organisation of Godly White Christian Patriots, well-known for their heroic leaders, such as Martin Webster.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-15-2007, 11:06 PM
Brother T --- I must say I like your picture a whole lot
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-16-2007, 10:22 AM
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I think you're the man who is half in this photo. After all, if I had been there, this is where I'd be: close to this heart-warming example of femininity, who has, judging by the look on her face, has been abstaining from fleshly lusts for a very, very, very long time.
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-17-2007, 04:46 AM
I just came back from holidaying in London.
Though I didn't see many gay people when I was there it's actually rather nice there's such a close gay community over there, considering how the likes of you attack them so.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-17-2007, 12:03 PM
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I just came back from holidaying in London.
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They let goths into the country now? Good grief. We just have no conception of national security, do we?
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Though I didn't see many gay people when I was there...
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Did you have your eyes open?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-18-2007, 12:18 AM
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They let goths into the country now? Good grief. We just have no conception of national security, do we?
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Aren't you aware that London has a huge goth community in London? Just head down to places like Camden Town and see, loads of shops and whatnot for us more alternative types.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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Re: The UK's Christian community mobilises against homerism! -
07-18-2007, 04:17 PM
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Aren't you aware that London has a huge goth community in London?
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Well, I suppose that makes more sense than if London had a huge goth community in Edinburgh. And yes, I was aware of it, why do you think 7/7 happened?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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