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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-07-2007, 12:14 AM
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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?
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I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.
Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-07-2007, 03:02 AM
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I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.
Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?
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Crap=semen
I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-07-2007, 01:25 PM
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Crap=semen
I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.
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So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-07-2007, 02:02 PM
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So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.
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And to think I was going to introduce her to some of the new Ex-Negro Academy male graduates next month if she would turn away from satan's sickening ways and embrace Jesus.
I would never have imagined that when she said that she wanted to "know me" she actually wanted me to take a dump in her choo-choo!!!!
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-07-2007, 02:27 PM
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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?
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No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.
Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.
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07-08-2007, 01:24 AM
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No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.
Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.
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Dear Lord! This conversation is getting awfully oooshy. Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff? As for the premature ejaculation (forgive me Jesus) the church has known for years that the Devil himself is the cause of all ejaculations that don't result in procreation.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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07-08-2007, 05:12 AM
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Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff?
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Do you think Jesus doesn't already know about this biology stuff?
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-09-2007, 03:09 AM
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It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.
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Right on the dot
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-09-2007, 03:24 AM
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So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.
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Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...
(pornographic filth edited)
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Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-09-2007 at 03:41 AM.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-09-2007, 03:30 AM
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Three 6-inch oversized tallywhackers simultaneously penetrating you makes you the living incarnation of 666. Do not play dumb with me, missy. You have never seen a 9 inch tallywhacker unless you've let a large male goat have its way with you in one of your wicker black sabbaths.
You guys go nuts over 666, don't you? You look for every possibility of "666" showing up somewhere. It's pathetic.
Would any normal woman call a man's tallywhacker "disgusting"? Clearly, you are now a lezbean despite your past experiences as "pin cushion".
I think a teenage girl who isn't really interested in guys yet would.
You want to "know me"? As much as I'd love to see you stop carpet munching and as flattered as I am that my good True Christian looks have made you reconsider the lezbean lifestyle, I am a married man and very much in love with my wife. Sorry. There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.
You aren't a gypsie or a kurd are you?
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What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-09-2007, 03:37 AM
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Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...
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I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's. Really, some even gave me pause the first time I heard them. And anyone who knows me outside of LBC can testify that that's one hell of a feat.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-09-2007, 11:30 AM
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There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.
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What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.
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One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-11-2007, 08:01 AM
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One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?
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Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-11-2007, 08:06 AM
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Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
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It was persecution whichever way you look at it
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-11-2007, 09:10 AM
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PMS is just hormones raging. It all ends soon after it starts. Now only if these "godly" men could see that...
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Friend, your time on this Earth ends soon after it starts, but your torment in Hell will be eternal unless you get right with Jesus RIGHT NOW!
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It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.
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So if you're so strong, is it now alright to smack you around? You can't have it both ways.
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And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian?
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This is interesting: she refers to "the idea of the three men" (indicating that it's only an idea, and she's never been with more than two men at once), but "the fact" that she's a lesbiac. Draw your own conclusions.
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The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.
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Unless one's been eating Injun (Dothead Injun, not Redskin) food, but then it's your own fault for consorting with cow-worshippers.
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I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.
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Don't tell me: you've been reading sin-manuals written by Canuckistanis. Let me tell you, I'm pretty sure that thing with the rollercoasters doesn't actually work, and even if it did, one would have to be a Mahommedan or a hippity-hop fan to have that much disregard for one's fellow citizens, because let me tell you, the mess would be everywhere.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-11-2007, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
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So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-12-2007, 04:24 AM
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It was persecution whichever way you look at it
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So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!
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And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
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07-12-2007, 09:38 AM
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And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
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Unsaved people discriminate against themselves by rejecting Salvation and Glory. We have nothing to do with it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Coping with PMS -
07-12-2007, 12:05 PM
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And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
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We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.
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07-12-2007, 07:18 PM
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We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.
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They're all welcome to join yes, but if they don't then they're trash right? That's loose discrimination.
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