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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 07:06 AM
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YEAH!! Let the bitches suffer! I WILL RAPE THEM ALL AND THEY SHALL FEEL MY WARM HEAVENLY SPUNK IN THEIR EARS!!!
What a disgusting thing to say, Duckman. Do you think you are shocking people here? Do you think you are impressing the pastors and good Christian folks who run this forum?

I bet they aren't impressed. You're just a kid, get with the program and get Jesus, he's in the Bible.


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 07:13 AM
I don't particularly want to impress any one. I'm an advocate of Free Will.

Define "Good" for me there, please.
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 07:17 AM
I don't believe you're a seven-year-old. You can actually spell and use correct punctuation.

1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

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Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 07:22 AM
I'm actually very well versed and learned in many different curricular subjects, and many non-curricular. SO, what's YOUR definition of "Good"?
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 02:10 PM
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SO, what's YOUR definition of "Good"?
GOD with an extra 'O'


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 02:18 PM
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What a disgusting thing to say, Duckman. Do you think you are shocking people here? Do you think you are impressing the pastors and good Christian folks who run this forum?

I bet they aren't impressed. You're just a kid, get with the program and get Jesus, he's in the Bible.
So is rape. And Murder...and lots of contradictions, and lots of other stuff good for little kids. Like when God told that guy to kill his son then the angel stopped him at the last moment because God wasn't being serious. That was the ultimate practical joke in GOOD taste mind you.
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-01-2007, 09:27 PM
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YEAH!! Let the bitches suffer! I WILL RAPE THEM ALL AND THEY SHALL FEEL MY WARM HEAVENLY SPUNK IN THEIR EARS!!!
And then some Godly soul will have the mercy to prosecute you for statutory rape and send you away to prison where you might be fortunate enough to be raped yourself. I do hear that prisoners can get quite lonely at times, locked away like that.

Now, would it be possible to exert some small level of civility whilst a guest on these forums?
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-02-2007, 01:16 AM
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-02-2007, 01:26 AM
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No.
Profound. I really feel for 'ya.
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Profound. I really feel for 'ya.
At least s/he's honest.
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Default Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain! - 07-04-2007, 12:12 PM
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YEAH!! Let the bitches suffer! I WILL RAPE THEM ALL AND THEY SHALL FEEL MY WARM HEAVENLY SPUNK IN THEIR EARS!!!
Friend, we are not allowed to rape Christians, and anyway, I don't think you can make babies that way (leaving aside the issue of how small your member must be in order to fit in someone's earhole anyway.) And we all know, God does not approve of wasting one's seed.
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So is rape. And Murder...and lots of contradictions, and lots of other stuff good for little kids. Like when God told that guy to kill his son then the angel stopped him at the last moment because God wasn't being serious. That was the ultimate practical joke in GOOD taste mind you.
Personally, I find the pwning of Job to be funnier, not to mention the prank the Israelites played on the Shechemites, but each to their own, I suppose.

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Personally, I find the pwning of Job to be funnier, not to mention the prank the Israelites played on the Shechemites, but each to their own, I suppose.
Those were good too.
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YEAH!! Let the bitches suffer! I WILL RAPE THEM ALL AND THEY SHALL FEEL MY WARM HEAVENLY SPUNK IN THEIR EARS!!!
Kid, the only things that are ever going to feel your repulsive spunk are your fingers and your inflatable girlfriend/boyfriend.


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This is hideous and vile. The story is only being posted so us men know what's really going on behind those doors. I have instituted a rule that the students here can no longer attend a doctor without myself witnessing all that goes on.



http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1



I shudder to think about this!
"badthingy"? You're pathetic, just say orgasm or whatever.

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