[eliot mayfield]

Stink balling

I have found a new hobby. Firearms are difficult to buy legally where I am. But illegally, of cousre any tard with enough cah can get one. Thus proving that making guns illeagal means only criminlas carry guns.

So, to cut to the chase. You can buy paint ball guns. Now these things can be “barrels” of fun. I appealed to my brother and other family members to send me all left over scents. After deer season they often have some left over fox, skunk, deer in heat, or even buck in rut scents left over. ( and if any of you have any, send me a pm and I’ll give you my address to send me more) If you take the paint ball balls and use a syringe carefully to suck all the paint out, and then use another syringe carefully to inject the scent, followed by a drop of instant adhesive to plug the hole, you have the perfect hippie tagger!

Yes, those stoned (shame not in the Biblical sense) hippies make the perfect targets. They are usually so wasted on reefer and angel dust they don’t even feel the ball slam into them. Even if they do, they can’t see any color so it doesn’t register. A good shot to the gonadial area can make them think they wet themself though! Then they stink like mink. The hippie may notice it a little, but his nose is so impaired from sniffing glue and other solvents he won’t really pay attention. If anything he will think he had an accident from eatting too much tofu again. . But it serves as a warning for all sober citizens to stay well away. I’ve had hours of fun doing this and I must say, that if I didn’t get a freezer full of meat, I might like it better than deer hunting.

Wicca warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooting wiccidians is great, but be careful of scents. Shooting a male wiccidian with doe in heat scent so he may get “mounted” during a woodland frolic is fine. But don’t hit a female wiccidian as she would probably enjoy it. Shoot females with a diluted buck in rut and with any luck a dominant buck may come along and kill her.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Stink balling

I have found a new hobby. Firearms are difficult to buy legally where I am. But illegally, of cousre any tard with enough cah can get one. Thus proving that making guns illeagal means only criminlas carry guns.

So, to cut to the chase. You can buy paint ball guns. Now these things can be “barrels” of fun. I appealed to my brother and other family members to send me all left over scents. After deer season they often have some left over fox, skunk, deer in heat, or even buck in rut scents left over. ( and if any of you have any, send me a pm and I’ll give you my address to send me more) If you take the paint ball balls and use a syringe carefully to suck all the paint out, and then use another syringe carefully to inject the scent, followed by a drop of instant adhesive to plug the hole, you have the perfect hippie tagger!

Yes, those stoned (shame not in the Biblical sense) hippies make the perfect targets. They are usually so wasted on reefer and angel dust they don’t even feel the ball slam into them. Even if they do, they can’t see any color so it doesn’t register. A good shot to the gonadial area can make them think they wet themself though! Then they stink like mink. The hippie may notice it a little, but his nose is so impaired from sniffing glue and other solvents he won’t really pay attention. If anything he will think he had an accident from eatting too much tofu again. . But it serves as a warning for all sober citizens to stay well away. I’ve had hours of fun doing this and I must say, that if I didn’t get a freezer full of meat, I might like it better than deer hunting.

Wicca warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooting wiccidians is great, but be careful of scents. Shooting a male wiccidian with doe in heat scent so he may get “mounted” during a woodland frolic is fine. But don’t hit a female wiccidian as she would probably enjoy it. Shoot females with a diluted buck in rut and with any luck a dominant buck may come along and kill her.

Sadly, all we can get here is fruit-fly pheromone, but it is VERY strong. When I am in town, I am called to minister to the wayward women by pointing at them on the street, yelling "HARLOT" and smacking them upside the head with my KJV1611 steel-clad if they do not fall to the ground and beg for mercy.

One day I accidentally mistook the Mayor's daughter as a streetwalker and Kabonged her. It was her fault, her dress was at least an inch above her knees!

The mayor almost wouldn't forgive me. I had to send Bobby-Joe to his house during Thanksgiving to stand outside the bathroom window and baste the little kids with this stuff as they came into the bathroom....when they went to the porch for pie, millions of flies attached themselves to the childrens' heads and wouldn't let go. Even killing them a hundred at a time merely caused two hundred to replace the dead ones. I happened to be in the neighborhood with a news crew and the whole STATE saw what were obviously the children of Beelezebub. The mayor had to move away. The children....oh, the poor children. They must have ingested gallons of flies. I'll bet they are still belching flies if they haven't killed themselves already.

[eliot mayfield]

I have to remember that one. I could trade you some concentrated fox urine for some of that!