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05-31-2008, 07:41 PM
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Stereotypes? Huh?? I'm sorry, Snot, but not all of us want to have our necks cut open with razor-blades to the music of Marilyn Manson, while some ugly fat greasy chick, with 5 tons of metal bars, piercings and screws all over her face, takes a shit in our laps!
It might be YOUR idea of a fun time, but some of us HAVE standards!
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According to your reaction you have never even been to a Gothparty so how would you know what's going on in there. Well, I'm gonna tell you how things "go" on in there. We come in, greet friends, order a drink, listen to music, have an occasional dance, have lots of fun and when it's getting late (or early) we say goodbye to our friends, take our coats and go home for a nice sleep. Clearly you see that the part of cutting, shitting and all the other crap you think is going on is not available in my description, that's because that doesn't happen, ever.
BTW, While the Goths subculture has it's own protocols on behavior it's certainly so that in most cases the club is rented for the evening and in that case you have to obey the rules of the house. In all cases that implies no drugs allowed, no nudity, no fights and certainly nothing of that idiotic stereotypes you want to belief.
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05-31-2008, 07:47 PM
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According to your reaction you have never even been to a Gothparty so how would you know what's going on in there.
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I watched the first 5 minutes of 'Blade'. That told me enough.
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05-31-2008, 07:59 PM
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I watched the first 5 minutes of 'Blade'. That told me enough.
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ROTFLMO, are you serious?? since when is such a movie synonym for a an entire subculture?? Blade is a work of fiction, it's a movie, remember??
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05-31-2008, 08:07 PM
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ROTFLMO, are you serious?? since when is such a movie synonym for a an entire subculture?? Blade is a work of fiction, it's a movie, remember??
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Are you trying to mock me, boy?
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05-31-2008, 08:16 PM
I thought I would also add, that I have also seen GOTH, which is required viewing here at Landover when researching the Gothic Deathstyle.
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Goth: [Goth explains the "rules" of being a Goth] Rule number one; embrace the darkness. Rule number two; kill your fear. And rule number three; live for death.
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05-31-2008, 08:20 PM
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Are you trying to mock me, boy?
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If you think a movie as Blade (or any movie for that fact) is a reflection of what the Goth subculture really is than I think you must have your head examined, then you are living in a imaginary world.
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05-31-2008, 08:34 PM
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If you think a movie as Blade (or any movie for that fact) is a reflection of what the Goth subculture really is than I think you must have your head examined, then you are living in a imaginary world.
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I don't need to go to a Gothclub to know what it's like in there, boy. I just need to look at you freaks! It's obvious it'll be Hell-on-Earth in those UnGodly places! BDSM, vampire blood letting, bondage, sadism, cross dressing, fetish, boys wearing make-up and rubber underwear. Yea, the Goth scene really does sound like a great place to hang out!
Snot, what do you know of normal? You think you're a duck, and wear a gas-mask. I think we can all agree here that your views on 'normal' are pretty far out-of-whack!
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05-31-2008, 10:09 PM
Can you please refrain from arguing about something that has nothing to do with the original topic in my thread?
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05-31-2008, 10:29 PM
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Can you please refrain from arguing about something that has nothing to do with the original topic in my thread?
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All things belong to Christ friend. We are nothing but destitute beings without His love and grace in our lives. Submit your will and leave all earthly things to the earthly.
Besides, you've been talking about your restaurant and your car. The original title of your thread was about you finding a girl. They haven't exactly been kicking down the door and there's no sense letting a perfectly good thread go to waste.
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05-31-2008, 10:31 PM
I talked about my restaurant and car because Zeke asked me what my job was and to tell a little about myself.
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05-31-2008, 10:38 PM
I'm more interested in your car than your pitiful love life.
My favorite is the A12 Runners. I recently bought another A12 Superbee in fair shape but it runs good.
All original and everything. Some punk was driving it to work everyday and had no idea what he was doing. Said he started driving it after his uncle died and it was left to him in a will. I got it for a song because this kid was 17 and bagging groceries. Gave him less than $5000 for it. What an idiot.
Jesus in your heart prevents things like that from happening and allows things like that to happen depending on whether you're the buyer or the seller.
Jesus would help you the same way. All you need to do is pray for forgiveness and devote your life and 10% of your income to Him. Later after He rewards you with success you can give more.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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05-31-2008, 10:38 PM
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I talked about my restaurant and car because Zeke asked me what my job was and to tell a little about myself.
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I read all of it. I hear you're agnostic. Are you trying to get Christian women so you can tell them your satanic lies?
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05-31-2008, 10:44 PM
Marshall: That's a great deal. I can't believe he would do that.
Deaner: If you read the whole thing you would know I said I am not looking for a certain type of woman, because on this site not all the people are Christian.
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05-31-2008, 10:53 PM
Deaner: I'm sorry for my post in the other thread, it's just that that guy was making me very angry, and he did deserve it.
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05-31-2008, 10:55 PM
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Deaner: If you read the whole thing you would know I said I am not looking for a certain type of woman, because on this site not all the people are Christian.
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That's correct, but Christ has guided everyone here to find Salvation in His blood. Would you like to say a prayer together; perhaps sing a hymn?
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05-31-2008, 10:57 PM
You know, your not so bad. A prayer might just help.
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05-31-2008, 11:13 PM
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You know, your not so bad. A prayer might just help.
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Then bow your head in silence friend and let the love of Jesus Christ wash over your soul...
Dear Baby Jesus;
Thank you for making me a disgusting sinner so I can better see the error of my ways. Thank you for blessing me with a mind so ineffective that I am incapable of doing anything right. Thank you for smiting me with diseases in order to get my attention. Thank you for taking my loved ones from me in violent and unusual ways so I realize you are in charge. Thank you for allowing me the luxury of free choice so I may freely choose your love or burn in hell eternally for rejecting you. Thank you for the Bible which cleary says I may ignore any and all facts, scientific or otherwise, that discredit you. Thank you for also pointing out that those facts are satan seeking to win the war for evil. I remain your meek and humble servant ready to serve humanity and kill all those who refuse you.
Yours in submission,
Deaner and Alex B.
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05-31-2008, 11:23 PM
Thanks. That wasn't so bad, except for the killing off of my family.
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05-31-2008, 11:30 PM
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Thanks. That wasn't so bad, except for the killing off of my family.
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Don't be a weak link on the road to Salvation friend. The Bible is filled with stories of domestic murder and heartache; anguish and unbearable pain. It's in the acceptance of the suffering, the willingness to walk the road of submission, that the wisdom of Christ is revealed.
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05-31-2008, 11:33 PM
I do accept it and everything, it's just that I havn't lost very many family members, and the ones that I did were because of old age and ended quickly. But once again, I thank you.
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