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  • #1

    Well, I might as well try.

    Hi everyone, if you don't know who I am, you can look at my profile. I may not be a Christian, but I am single, and would like to know if there are any women here that would be interested. You can IM me on any of the shown usernames in my profile, or just talk to me on here.

    Thanks and best of luck to all,
    Alex
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  • #2
    Re: Well, I might as well try.

    Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
    Hi everyone, if you don't know who I am, you can look at my profile. I may not be a Christian, but I am single, and would like to know if there are any women here that would be interested. You can IM me on any of the shown usernames in my profile, or just talk to me on here.

    Thanks and best of luck to all,
    Alex
    Son, being unsaved trash won't help you find a good Christian girl to take care of you, so I'd recommend stringly that you spend more time with an open Bible in your lap rather than furtive hands.

    Also you might want to rethink the whole "I'm too lazy to tell you about myself, so whatever" attitude. You'll need to do alot better than that if you want to court a Christian girl. Talk about your job, your goals in life, what kind of guns you own, etc. Girls like a strong fella.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Well, I might as well try.

      Well, I own a restaurant. No, I don't cook, I just own and manage it. My goals are to settle down with a nice women and maybe have a child. As for the guns, I have a .45 handgun, and a 12 gauge sawn-off shotgun. I also own a Winchester rifle for hunting. And the '71 Plymouth Barracuda 383 in the picture is also mine.

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      • #4
        Re: Well, I might as well try.

        Hey I have a 71 Cuda too! Small world.
        I prefer the Road Runners but the Cuda is a nice ride. With a car like that you should be able to pick up all sorts of beach skanks and unsaved heathens. Why look for a bride on here when you aren't even a Christian?
        Sawed off shotguns are a Class III NFA felony.
        My Cuda.
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        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #5
          Re: Well, I might as well try.

          Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
          Well, I own a restaurant. No, I don't cook, I just own and manage it. My goals are to settle down with a nice women and maybe have a child. As for the guns, I have a .45 handgun, and a 12 gauge sawn-off shotgun. I also own a Winchester rifle for hunting. And the '71 Plymouth Barracuda 383 in the picture is also mine.
          Son, do you think we're a bunch of ignorant hicks? You claim to just barely 18 years old, and you own a restaurant and all that hardware? Sorry, we're not biting.

          God hates a liar, pal.

          Proverbs 6
          [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
          [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
          [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
          [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Well, I might as well try.

            To Marshall: That is a very beautiful car. I like your shade of red better than mine. And my sawn-off is in a case only to be looked at, not used. I even disabled the firing mech.

            Zeke: My parents help me out with some payments, like the supplies for my restaurant, which isn't that big so it has a fairly low rent. My father and I have been working on the car since I was 11, which is why it is in such good shape. It was a beater when he got it for my birthday that year.

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            • #7
              Re: Well, I might as well try.

              Originally posted by Alex_B View Post

              Zeke: My parents help me out with some payments, like the supplies for my restaurant, which isn't that big so it has a fairly low rent.
              We'd love to see the advertising for your restaurant. And the menu? Surely you have a few photographs of the place? Maybe we can send some business your way.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Well, I might as well try.

                That is my finest Cuda, I have two. Jesus has blessed me with a fine collection. All praise to Jesus!
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • #9
                  Re: Well, I might as well try.

                  The restaurant has not been opened yet, as I am still getting supplies (i.e. refrigerator, tables, stoves, etc.). And it is in the state of Washington, and I don't think anybody would travel to another state to go to a yet-to-be-opened restaurant.

                  Marshall: I would like to start a collection of my own, mainly with good old American muscle.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Well, I might as well try.

                    Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                    The restaurant has not been opened yet, as I am still getting supplies (i.e. refrigerator, tables, stoves, etc.). And it is in the state of Washington, and I don't think anybody would travel to another state to go to a yet-to-be-opened restaurant.
                    So then you don't own/manage a restaurant yet. Nobody cooks there because it doesn't exist. What is the name of the place? What supplies does a closed restaurant need? What's the menu?

                    Tell the truth son. Are you a fry cook at McDonalds?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Well, I might as well try.

                      What a nice car, Brother Marshall. That was made back when they still knew how to make a proper car. None of those fancy over-the-shoulder seat belts, and an ashtray big enough to double as a kids' wading pool. American ingenuity at its finest!
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • #12
                        Re: Well, I might as well try.

                        I do actually own it, just because it isn't open doesn't mean that I'm not the owner. And I listed some supplies I needed in my last post on here. I didn't say I have a cook, because I havn't started hiring yet. I am going to wait until I have everything needed to open (minus employees) before hiring. It's called JD's.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Well, I might as well try.

                          Originally posted by Alex_B View Post

                          The restaurant has not been opened yet ...
                          Best to face facts, young man! You simply have no chance at all to score with any of the fine single True Christian™ ladies here, unless you get as cozy with JESUS as an all-beef-patty-on-a-sesame-seed-bun! Praise!
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Well, I might as well try.

                            I wasn't just looking for a "TRUE" Christian, because there are females on this website who are not members. It is open to any female who may be interested.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Well, I might as well try.

                              Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                              I wasn't just looking for a "TRUE" Christian, because there are females on this website who are not members. It is open to any female who may be interested.
                              Sorry, but we don't run a sleazy pickup site for unsaved lying trash.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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