[Liam the ex-drunk]

Brothers and Sisters, I strive and try my best to save lost souls from damnation. Therefore I believe that we should pray for GordiPordi to turn away from the secular lies and embrace the truth and warmth of Jesus.

Ephesians 6:10 tells us to 'Be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might' I now pray that GordiPordi will recognise this and that the path that led to these forums and this Godly church will lead her to salvation.

Romans 10:1-7 tells us too, that believers must have a burden for lost souls; Brethren, my heart's desire and prayer to God for Israel is, that they might be saved. For I bear them record that they have a zeal of God, but not according to knowledge. For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God. For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth. For Moses describeth the righteousness which is of the law, That the man which doeth those things shall live by them. But the righteousness which is of faith speaketh on this wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascend into heaven? (that is, to bring Christ down from above Or, Who shall descend into the deep? (that is, to bring up Christ again from the dead.)

I will gladly bear this burden for GordiPordi and pray that she recognises the supreme sacrafice made by Jesus our Lord and Saviour.

YiC

Liam

[Jack O'fagan]

I am happy to pray for her poor lost lesbo soul. However I must warn you that I think she may be looking to increase the size of her harem, be careful,

YIC

jack

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Such a deprived soul does need some prayers, so I'll do my part of praying for her

[ExGay Alex]

Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that GordiPordi is a sinner, and she (I think it's a she) is sorry for her sins and the life that she has lived; she needs your forgiveness.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and died for her sins, and I hope she is now willing to turn from sin.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.

With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I pray for you to make GordiPordi accept Jesus Christ as her own personal Savior and according to His Word.

Thank you Jesus for your unlimited grace. I know that your grace never leads to license, but rather it always leads to repentance. Therefore Lord Jesus transform her sorry, depraved and perverted life so that she may bring glory and honor to you alone and not to satisfying herself sexually.

Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life, and for trying to get GordiPordi on board.

Amen.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Most Merciful Father in Heaven,

We lift up the soul of this poor deluded, insane creature, GordiP. We just ask that you would engulf her in the blood of your Redeemed Son, Christ Jesus, for the sake of her salvation, and for the sake of her sanity right here, right now. We just praise Your Holy Heavenly Name and Rebuke the hold Satan has over her! In Christ's Name we pray.

Amen.

[James Hutchins]

I would like to help too. But I am concerned. is 'it' a he or a she? From what I read, 'it' is neither and none. I simply do not see how any amount of prayer will save it from eternal damnation.
However, being I am a True Christian™, I will pray for it. I will pray God gives it a cooter that works so it can be a she and produce many sons for Jesus's battles against heathens.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Dear Jesus, please remind this confused child that she is a female and therefor here on Earth for two things: to make babies, and to help her husband. Amen.