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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 05:02 AM

I thought Christians are meant to except everyone
how can you stereotype Australians like that
especially when the USA has the highest crime rate
why don't use have a good look at your selves
people could say all christians are all faggot racist child molesters if you want to start stereotyping
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 06:11 AM

I thought this was a serious site but now I get it

It is a Parody of all the fruit cake psycho right wing thinking that is now prevelent in America today.

Good for a laugh but don't take it too seriously guys .... Monty Python allready did it for you.

Please don't knock us Aussies as we are just poor simple folk who like nothing better then to kick a footy bang a sheila or guzzle a few sherbets.

PS: Our serial killer holds the world record so look out.

Martin John Bryant (born May 7, 1967) murdered 35 people and injured 37 others in the Port Arthur massacre, a killing spree in Tasmania in 1996. He is currently serving 35 life sentences in Hobart's Risdon Prison.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 06:29 AM

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 06:36 AM

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I for one do not understand THIS latest bit of "political correctness" from the prison nation down under. I mean, what is there to apologize for? These things eat maggots, for mercy sake! I seriously doubt if they would even comprehend the concept of forgiveness anyway. There's not a True Christian™ among them, and all they do is grunt as far as I've heard....



Now honestly, what would these creatures do with money? The liberals cry because they're poor, but has anybody ever seen an abo spend money? They don't understand what its for. They're like children as I understand it...

Your a sick fellow ....

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 07:13 AM

Firstly, I'd just like to say that I don't agree with Rudds latest political stunt to try and secure another labour vote.... The whole hipocrasy of it all is quite simple. The Aboriginals, get an apology in writing so they can sue the Australian government for millions of dollars.

Now I do believe that what the government did back then was wrong! There is no "God" in this universe that would allow this to happen. It was immoral, inhumane and simply wrong!

The government has tried on various levels to help Australias first inhabitants which have lived here for more than 40,000 years. Thier culture and way of life preserved the land, they didn't over fish our oceans, the didn't graze our lands to death, they didn't wipe out forests and totally destroy native wildlife. No, the white man was responsible for that...

Now I'm no tree huggin hippy. Not by any stretch of the imagination. I love shooting, I love seeing/hearing a bulldozer push a big old gum over. But when I am involved in those acts, we have reason for it. Whether it's knocking some trees over to clear a fence line, of if it's killing a few animals for pest control. It's not to the point of total innihalation!

I'm not here to change your minds about what you believe, I know this is impossible. However I would like topass on my limited knowledge of the subject as it appears that I obviously know more than those regular "pro-christian" members that have posted here. Apart from the man that has lived here "most of his life", have any of you actually been to Australia? Have you come here and actually seen the true beauty of a country with some of the most diverse, arid and plentiful lands in the world. Although we are a relatively new country as far as history goes, we have achieved so much on a global scale.

We may have originally been an outpost for prisoners from a country that's prison population was overflowing, but with those prisoners there were actually free men that sought a new life over in the great land of ours.

I don't profess that we are the best country in the world, I don't think that other countries are beneath us. But I do strongly believe that Australia is a country that has been built on comradery, mateship and acceptance. We are a multi-cultural society that is home to many a different european, asian and american nationalities.

If you really knew the truth and history about Australia you wouldn't be too quick to put us down.

I honestly do find your faith very contradictory though. As Christians, did you know that you all come from the singular base of religion and that you believe in the same thing as muslims, catholics, Protistants, jews etc. All of these religions believe in one god/profit, but it just so happens that they have different names. Through the ages of time the stories get twisted around much like agame of chinese whispers. Then come today you have thousands of different religions that all believe in the same thing. Some take words from the bible and twist them around turn them against minority groups and say it's the will of "God"...

Could someone please explain to me the difference between Catholisism and what you all believe in?

Do you know the difference between say the Greek Orthadox Church and the Roman Catholic church?

I know I've gotten a little off track, however I just struggle to find the logial connection between "Gods" will and racial discrimination... Just because they have differnet coloured skin, it doesn't make them any less human. It's been scientifically proven!!! Coloured people no matter what thier diet are HUMAN!

How many members on this forum could honestly say in front of "God" that they could go out into the bush with a loin cloth and say that they could survive without starving? Hey?

I'm not Aboriginal, but I am an Australian. Being an Australian I learned about the bush. I know how to keep myself out of trouble if I get lost and I know how to make water if I have none.

But hey, i'm not here to gloat...

I'm just here to give you guys a bit of an insite into Australia and it's wealth of infinate acceptance!

Maybe you guys could learn a bit from it...

Be good and love jesus!
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 07:40 AM

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What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals?
While i think everyone is entitiled to their view on stuff, this comment is just plain stupid.

We were founded by the first fleet yes, we were used as a prison for a while yes.
But unless you are stuck under a bloody rock you would also realise that many people have come over here at their FREE will to live in this country.

I mean i have read some posts on here and have come to the conclusion you all do not know anything about the world, apart from America or you are just plain stupid. Which is by the way how Americans are viewed from most of us! Judging by this forum who can blame people for thinking that?

I have seen racist comments, just plain stupid ones, since when has God made racisum not a sin?

As for the Aboriginals getting an apology, i am agaisnt it myself as i think it will lead onto more and we will have to give them money. But the OP said some very nasty things about them and that is a SIN, you guys should take a look at yourselves, i mean to say

"These things eat maggots, for mercy sake! I seriously doubt if they would even comprehend the concept of forgiveness anyway. There's not a True Christian™ among them, and all they do is grunt as far as I've heard...."

They are people not "things" they eat grubs, not maggots. They had their own way of law, which was different to ours, but it worked for them.
Im also sure there are many Christians among them, some due to the stolen generation and some because they found it what they were looking for (they obviously have not looked at this website)
Also their language is different to English, they do not grunt they speak in their language, this concept of another language other that English maybe hard for you to comprehend but there is others, yet alot do speak English, alot do work in our communities, also alot are bad, drink and are violent.
As with any socitey. Im sure you hear about all the school/mall shooings in your own country? I know we do and thank goodness we have gun laws.

Anyways im sure noone will like this post, but i do not mean to offend anyone, but really you should have a look into some things before you mouth on about what you really have no idea at all about!
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 08:09 AM

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 09:45 AM

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What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals? Every person who came to the United States did so of their own free will...

...We all know that prison drives prisoners to sodomy. So what happens when you have a whole "nation" that's a prison? There's a reason they call each other "mate" all the time, what with all the unnatural attempts at "mating" that go on! It's an island of homers!
Thats right, I forgot that all African Americans made there own way to the US "of their own free will" to help out the white folk in their fields.

Thankfully with your location stated as "behind my husband" just like the rest of us, island "homers", you won't be able to breed from that position !

I understand that thinking 1st before typing can be hard but push through it sister, you can do it, I have faith in you !!!

P.S. Since when was the word "Christian" trade marked ? Now that I typed it do I have to pay a royalty to Jesus, what's his postal address ?
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 09:56 AM

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I understand that thinking 1st before typing can be hard but push through it sister, you can do it, I have faith in you !!!
See theres your problem God Killed My Cat, you assume they think.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 09:58 AM

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See theres your problem God Killed My Cat, you assume they think.

There's a proburb, I think therefore I am: these people aren't.
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P.S. Since when was the word "Christian" trade marked ? Now that I typed it do I have to pay a royalty to Jesus, what's his postal address ?
There is a Paypal button at the bottom of this very page. Yes! Even you can be saved! The fact that you live in the boondocks doesn't change that one bit.

Tithe today! GLORY!!!!


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 10:07 AM

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 10:09 AM

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There is a Paypal button at the bottom of this very page. Yes! Even you can be saved! The fact that you live in the boondocks doesn't change that one bit.

Tithe today! GLORY!!!!
How about you save us by paying for us to pay whatever it is...

Also WTF is boondocks?

English is a good language, maybe you should learn it.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 10:13 AM

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There is a Paypal button at the bottom of this very page. Yes! Even you can be saved! The fact that you live in the boondocks doesn't change that one bit.

Tithe today! GLORY!!!!
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Please don't embarass yourself. Modest Brother Zeke has an honorary degree from the Sorbonne for his pathbreaking studies in Japanese cultural reactions to Christianity. A pastor here who posts as Larry Lee does an annual lecture series opposite Camille Pagila on gender studies for New York University's graduate program in Philosophy. A pastor here who posts as One Eyed Jack is on the nominating committee for the Fields Medal, mathematics' highest honor. They're just too humble to throw their credentials in other people's faces. Doesn't make them rednecks.

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Also WTF is boondocks?

English is a good language, maybe you should learn it.
I don't think so.

Care to apologize?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 10:23 AM

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-10-2008, 10:33 AM

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I don't think so.

Care to apologize?
ApologiSe for what?

I see boondocks is a rural town far away from everything, well just in case you missed it Australia aint a smal rural town, its a country :p
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ApologiSe for what?

I see boondocks is a rural town far away from everything, well just in case you missed it Australia aint a smal rural town, its a country :p
Apologize for telling me to learn English, where as it seems my vocabulary - with the help of Baby Jesus - is a bit richer than yours, friend*.

Please stop lying: I didn't say Austria or wherever you live is called "the boondocks", I said you lived there. If you know how to scroll up, and read, you might actually see what I mean, nancyboy.

Hold on: are you an Abo or something, because your level of understanding seems to border closely to being a full spec 'tard.

Why do you hate God so much?

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