[Rev. M. Rodimer]

We all know that Pat Robertson is a fraud; he has something like a 20% success rate on his so-called "prophecies".

But a friend forwarded me a link to a site which predicted who would be the VP (and future President) . . . last month!

Last night, the Lord sent me a vision as I slept.

I kept walking down the same city street on different days; the city itself was unfamiliar, and I am not sure it mattered what city it was. Each time I reached the newspaper machine in the corner, I read the headline.

The first day, I saw “Romney Gives VP Nod to Aryan”. I was happy. Not because I’m some kind of racist, but because at least it ruled out that drip Bobby Jindal, and the would-be mass rapist Hormone Cain.

The next day I remember from the vision was cold and rainy. The headline said “Romney Wins!” I had mixed feelings about this, as most Christians do, because I’m concerned about a Mormon cultist being elected President. But at least the House and Senate were both majority-Republican.

The "prophet", Max Pohman, posted again this morning after realizing it was "a Ryan", not "Aryan".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

We all know that Pat Robertson is a fraud; he has something like a 20% success rate on his so-called "prophecies".

But a friend forwarded me a link to a site which predicted who would be the VP (and future President) . . . last month!


The "prophet", Max Pohman, posted again this morning after realizing it was "a Ryan", not "Aryan".

I don't trust him. He doesn't like Herman Cain's "9, 9, 9" tax plan. I think he's a subversive.

Probably, he didn't use the power of God to generate this prophecy at all. He channeled witchcraft through abominable rites of anal sex, and perhaps divined by the entrails of Christian infants.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I don't trust him. He doesn't like Herman Cain's "9, 9, 9" tax plan. I think he's a subversive.

Probably, he didn't use the power of God to generate this prophecy at all. He channeled witchcraft through abominable rites of anal sex, and perhaps divined by the entrails of Christian infants.

Possible, but he seems to despise Catholics as false Christians. So wouldn't that rule out the witchcraft?

What if he's possessed?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Possible, but he seems to despise Catholics as false Christians.

That's not hard to do. What is hard (impossible?) is to read in your dreams.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

So wouldn't that rule out the witchcraft?

It's on the rise, sadly. Just look at what those poor Brits have been dealing with:

Government urged to tackle witchcraft

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

What if he's possessed?

Then Bobby Jindal is the man to have around!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Possible, but he seems to despise Catholics as false Christians. So wouldn't that rule out the witchcraft?

What if he's possessed?

Brother, witches are all possessed, and he has yet to provide evidence of his innocence. Therefore he should stand trial for shrinking my penis before I was saved and came under the protection of Jesus! All witches must pay for the shrinking of my once glorious tallywacker!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I honestly expected to see my photo and Church bio in the lead post when I read the title of this thread.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

But Zeke, why would we need to ask, if the thread were about you?

[Lawrence Tripplet]

To bad this good man is dead. He would be my choice for President.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Lawrence Tripplet

To bad this good man is dead. He would be my choice for President.

What has that to do with this Max Pohman guy being a prophet?


You just can't resist an opportunity to proclaim how much you like adulterers?

Why not wander over to the Introduction Forum and follow the idiot-proof instructions posted at the top of that page, that we may welcome you properly?

[Once was lost]

Why would you want a dead Darkie for President? That's so sick.