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One of my coworkers (a homersekshul) was nattering about the gowns worn at the Emmy awards recently. He brought up an interweb site that displayed some of these outfits and the whores who dared to wear them in public. Everywhere you looked, there was a display of the mammalian glands and an obvious lack of suitable undergarments. I was appalled, to say the least.
But then, I saw Kristen Bell. Her dress was somewhat revealing but I found myself stricken by her natural beauty.
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When I arrived at home later, I occupied my time searching for other photographs of Ms. Bell. All of a sudden, I wondered if I was falling victim to satan's temptations of the flesh, and yet my thoughts were not wandering to anything impure - I was merely admiring her perfect skin, impeccable makeup, and the contours of the designer gowns she wore.
As you might guess, I then wondered if I was being tempted by the homersekshul demons, since I wasn't lustful and only concerned with her gowns, hair, and nails. I shut off the computer, anointed it with oil, and prayed the Blood of Jesus over myself and went in my closet for a session of prayer.
Brothers - can you advise me, a young, handsome, virile and manly man about this situation? Would you fellowship with Kristen given the chance? (If she were a Christian, of course) Should I have just walked away when the gay boy at work was going on and on about things like stylists, haute couture, and concealers?
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry