Can I please ask all Prayer Warriors to stop praying for rain! And, in future,
please coordinate your efforts through John Creeser, Titus Templeton or myself.
Also, please restrain yourselves from free-lancing. This "Free-for-all praying" must stop!
I refer you to the Rulebook on Prayer:
1145(a) Alleviation of Drought within the US:
Two Prayer Warriors for your average sized town
Five Prayer Warriors for Godly places like Oklahoma City and Charleston
10 for godless large cities on the West Coast
15 for a Christian state
25 for a godless state that might harbor some persecuted brethren.
36 for Oregon.
This was ridiculous - at one time there were
53 Prayer Warriors working on Texas!
FIFTY-THREE, people! Did nobody think of a flood!!!???
Look at the damage you have caused!