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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 12:30 AM
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For teaching his child what the Holy Bible says?
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 06:36 PM
Dear brother in CHRIST
I was shattered to hear of your son's irresponsibility (I must think that you have been too lenient on him and GOD has taken the time to teach you a lesson).
And a lesson it is, not a loss, for it is said.
Isaiah 56:3-5
Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree.
For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.
You must NOW be sterner than ever and NEVER allow your daug..errr, son, pollute himself.
and when he's grown up make sure he's posted to Iraq, for it is clear.
2 Kings 20:18 And of thy sons that shall issue from thee, which thou shalt beget, shall they take away; and they shall be eunuchs in the palace of the king of Babylon.
Isaiah 39:7 And of thy sons that shall issue from thee, which thou shalt beget, shall they take away; and they shall be eunuchs in the palace of the king of Babylon.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 07:09 PM
John, I've known you for years now, and I'd say I know you pretty well. I think I was even the one who sold you that gun and showed you how to remove the safety features.
But I have to say, I'm disappointed in you. What kind of father would send his son to a hospital? Are you TRYING to send him to hell?
First of all, where is your faith? When the boy's penis was blown off his body, why did you not pray for GOD to do what He thought was best, rather than take your boy to the hospital? If GOD didn't want your son to bleed to death or die of infection, surely he would make it so. Where's your faith?
Secondly, imagine all those doctors touching his groin area. Imagine the peeping, the poking, the rubbing... If he isn't a queer from having his manhood blown off, he will be from modern medicine.
Really, John. I wish you had called the pastors instead of the ambulance.
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 07:29 PM
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John, I've known you for years now, and I'd say I know you pretty well. I think I was even the one who sold you that gun and showed you how to remove the safety features.
But I have to say, I'm disappointed in you. What kind of father would send his son to a hospital? Are you TRYING to send him to hell?
First of all, where is your faith? When the boy's penis was blown off his body, why did you not pray for GOD to do what He thought was best, rather than take your boy to the hospital? If GOD didn't want your son to bleed to death or die of infection, surely he would make it so. Where's your faith?
Secondly, imagine all those doctors touching his groin area. Imagine the peeping, the poking, the rubbing... If he isn't a queer from having his manhood blown off, he will be from modern medicine.
Really, John. I wish you had called the pastors instead of the ambulance.
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I deserved that, and I take full responsibility for my actions. Taking him to the hospital was a serious lapse in True Christian™ judgement. I panicked!! My faith was tested and I FAILED.
I thought somehow with all those modern day do hicky things might be able to do something...to save his manhood. I was wrong. I should have prayed or brought him to Pastor Ezekiel (who hasn't spoken to me since )
I can only pray that in time, I can be forgiven for the shame my son and I have caused Landover.
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 07:45 PM
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But I have to say, I'm disappointed in you. What kind of father would send his son to a hospital? Are you TRYING to send him to hell?
Secondly, imagine all those doctors touching his groin area. Imagine the peeping, the poking, the rubbing... If he isn't a queer from having his manhood blown off, he will be from modern medicine.
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If it was a Joos hospital I'm sure they did the canaloscopy thing
He's in the gayeez now and soon in hell.
PRAY TO JESUS!
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 08:19 PM
I suggest you go and rescue him from that hospital right now. The secular doctors will try to tell you he isn't in any condition to leave, but don't you believe it. That just means they haven't finished taking turns fondling him and whispering the lies of Satan in his ear.
Bring him home and put him to work out on the lawn moving heavy items around. That will do him more good than anything.
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
I suggest you go and rescue him from that hospital right now. The secular doctors will try to tell you he isn't in any condition to leave, but don't you believe it. That just means they haven't finished taking turns fondling him and whispering the lies of Satan in his ear.
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Bring him home and put him to work out on the lawn moving heavy items around. That will do him more good than anything.
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Well there are piles of leaves and a cluster of rocks that need to go to the dump...good idea Brother. Just because he was irresponsible and maimed himself, well, there is never an excuse to shirk ones chores and be lazy.
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 11:10 PM
Masturbation is a normal, healthy thing. Many animals do it, and humans are animals. Within every human there is a beast that needs exercised
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-09-2014, 11:32 PM
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Masturbation is a normal, healthy thing. Many animals do it, and humans are animals. Within every human there is a beast that needs exercised
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This thread is not about the evils of masturbation. You really should read threads before you comment.
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Re: How do I explain to my son he is going to HELL for shooting off his "manhood" -
01-10-2014, 12:19 AM
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humans are animals.
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Excellent Biblical thinking, you're already saying and thinking the exact same things God is saying in the Bible! We'll make a Christian of you yet
Ecclesiastes 3:19
For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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