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Default Castrating my son? - 04-06-2010, 10:13 PM

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2010, 10:22 PM

I have 9 sons and many grandsons so I have had to deal with this problem on several occasions. I had the same problem myself as a young boy until my father beat it out of me.

Although in general any problem can be fixed quite fast with a good beating, masturbation takes a bit more patience. It takes more beatings over a longer period of time than anything else I have encountered as a parent. But in my experience if you persist at some point the boy will stop masturbating.

I never considered castration as a solution myself, so I have no experience with that approach. It seems to me that God wants us to make more soldiers for Christ though.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2010, 12:32 AM

We had to castrate my oldest boy. I noticed when he turned 16 he was becoming aroused by the beatings.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2010, 02:26 AM

Fortunately for us, JESUS already knew what a struggle it would be to have sexual urges, and that's why in Matthew 19:12 He invites us to amputate our sex organs for His sake.

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. -Matthew 19:12

Of course, JESUS always gives us a choice. Your son doesn't have to be castrated to go to Heaven, he can always choose to stay intact and go to hell for all eternity. That's the beauty of free will!



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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2010, 05:53 AM

Please see my thread HERE on steps in avoiding masturbation.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2010, 06:19 AM

Well that is quite a drastic step......have you considered beating him with a wet noodle? Not to within an inch of his life, but just enough to show him you care and are indeed protecting him from himself and the thoughts of the Devil?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-09-2010, 02:17 AM

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Please see my thread HERE on steps in avoiding masturbation.
Pastor Ezekiel;

Once more I must rebuke you for offering me occasion to sin. I clicked on this thread to learn about Christian Parenting information to share with my beleagered friends, then I saw your post with the link embedded above. Clicking on the link led me to the Men's Only Forum from where I have been specifically forbidden, and upon which earlier visitation was visited with two infractions.

Stop leading me astray! You should have included a little hazardous content sign or something warning women not to click your link.

As to the issue of castration of one's own son; if Abraham was willing to kill his own son to be obedient to God, mere maiming of a child should be a simple act in comparison. Also, I attended a famous women's college where we wore t-shirts declaring our historical experience in the skill of castration. I can perhaps locate an email address for one of the more experienced graduates.

During my matriculation there, I never attended any castrations myself. This is because I resisted being drafted into the lesbian hordes and never wore the t-shirt that read " Women Coming Together" Just wearing the "Castrating Bitches" t-shirt was not enough.

I do have a few scalpels around that I would be happy to loan out.

A question if I may? Cutting off one's hands and such to prevent masturbation is well and good . . . What am I saying? It's not merely "well and good" it's Pastor recommended! Actually it's unchanging Bible law, but I am straying from my point. What if there are no hands involved whatsoever? I just need to know for a friend.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-23-2010, 03:10 PM

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I also experienced that once or twice. I noticed it depends on how exactly you beat the kid. It seems to occur with a firm ass beating. On the other hand a firm beating with a KJV1611 Holy Bible on the head never arouses in my experience. You can just continue doing that until the child falls asleep for the most effect.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2010, 07:54 AM

I think you should do this only as a last resort. After all, his genitals are necessary to make Christian Soldiers with later in life. There are technologies available for preventing masturbation, remember?


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-10-2010, 12:55 PM

You're beating your son for mastrubating? Are you a idiot really? I mean it are you a idiot?

1. Why you're beating your son?
2: Why you're beating your son for mastrubating?
3 Castrating your son ??? OMG!

He don't will stop it. Mastrubating is normal in his age...

And if you don't allow him to mastrubating home he will do this with friends...

You're a bad father that you would castrating your son!!! A really bad, bad father!
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-23-2013, 02:13 PM

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We had to castrate my oldest boy. I noticed when he turned 16 he was becoming aroused by the beatings.
My parents did that to me when i was just a boy, I just can't stop thanking God and my parents. Though my wife does not, I beat myself when she mentions it though.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 07-23-2020, 06:43 PM

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We had to castrate my oldest boy. I noticed when he turned 16 he was becoming aroused by the beatings.
If you failed parenting then ur the one who should be castrated
"Thou who misguide their child shall be emasculated" -Isaac Newton 14:88
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 07-23-2020, 06:52 PM

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If you failed parenting then ur the one who should be castrated...
That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 07-23-2020, 07:03 PM

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That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.


btw your pic needs moar Bible and guns
Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-14-2010, 03:28 AM

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My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?
I had the same problem with my youngest son. I cured him of it, then he found a new way to go hell. So I arranged for the idiot to get married, yes indeed I found the 16 year old a 14 year old bride. Her father an I worked out the details and next month he will be married and have a proper place for his seed. See end of problem.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-17-2010, 01:40 AM

This is exactly why I put chastity devices on all of my children from the age of 9 until I get them properly wed to a good bible reading spouse who follows true to God's Good Word in all things.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 05-23-2010, 03:55 PM

Brother Alex, I am sure you are suffering through this decision of yours. I am sure you have taken Deut.23-1 into consideration He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. So while deterring his masturbation you will be damning his soul.A hard choice for a father. I do think you might want to consider some alternative. Maybe have him hold jalapeno peppers in both hands for several hours, possibly during bible study. Someone will have to turn the pages for him but that small inconvenience compared to banning him from fellowship is a small price to pay.Also he might need to sit down while urinating......


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