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01-29-2008, 02:52 AM
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No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.
ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?
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Girl, I'm ashamed. You should be the one moving to where the Godly men need you, not having them fly around the country. besides, there is no better place than Freehold, Iowa.
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01-29-2008, 03:32 AM
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No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.
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01-29-2008, 03:49 AM
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Girl, I'm ashamed. You should be the one moving to where the Godly men need you, not having them fly around the country. besides, there is no better place than Freehold, Iowa.
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I have always heard that Iowa was filled with flat cornfields and unflat cornfed women. Where do you ski in Iowa?
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01-29-2008, 03:54 AM
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He is cute I admit. He must be a chinky dog trying to grasp his little pee-pee.
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01-29-2008, 03:57 AM
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I have always heard that Iowa was filled with flat cornfields and unflat cornfed women. Where do you ski in Iowa?
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Now Roberta, I assure you here in Freehold you will have no need to ever go out of my house and risk your' frail, feminine body in some horribly dangerous sport like skiing.
We take care of our women folk here in Iowa.
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01-29-2008, 04:02 AM
And how do you take care of them? Women need lots of special attention.
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01-29-2008, 09:09 AM
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ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?
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Only if I can bring my widowed mother-in-law along.
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01-29-2008, 09:12 AM
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Only if I can bring my widowed mother-in-law along.
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And I'm the mother-in-law
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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01-29-2008, 06:16 PM
Do you and your mother-in-law have an unusual relationship? She sent me a message, too.
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01-29-2008, 06:58 PM
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Do you and your mother-in-law have an unusual relationship? She sent me a message, too.
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Hmm, apart from the usual spanking sessions in the parlor late at night after family Bible study (and of course after the little boys are in bed for the night) there is nothing particularly unusual about my relationship with my son (in-law)
Anyway I don't recall sending you a message, dear ... since you are a harlot and unsaved trash, and don't have access to the personal messaging feature ...
But perhaps I've misunderstood your post?
With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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01-29-2008, 07:27 PM
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And I'm the mother-in-law
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You did not send this?
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01-29-2008, 08:47 PM
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You did not send this?
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Yes of course, my dear Miss Robooba, I did post that one for you! Have you read your KJV1611 Bible today?
In Jesus' love, Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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01-29-2008, 09:09 PM
On a daily basis, I read the 1928 BCP.
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01-29-2008, 11:43 PM
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On a daily basis, I read the 1928 BCP.
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Then you are a hellbound Espiscopalian. That figures. A bigger tribe of false Christians I have never seen.
Your "church" has female bishops and even queer ones. What could be further from God's love?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-30-2008, 04:48 AM
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Then you are a hellbound Espiscopalian. That figures. A bigger tribe of false Christians I have never seen.
Your "church" has female bishops and even queer ones. What could be further from God's love?
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Whoops! Mr Godwin made me burn the BCP and my ministers' robes in the fireplace when I got Saved®
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Pregnant -
01-31-2008, 04:13 AM
I am trying to find Joshua. He seems like he would be a good fit for me.
I have posted several messages but have heard nothing in response. I would enjoy him as a full length nigra even if he never became fully sanitized.
Nigras in VT drive BMW cars and demonstrate their athletic prowess on ski slopes and squash courts. They are comfortable with their white brethren and only rarely get into "manly attributes" discussions. Most graduated from Harvard or Yale and enjoy commensurate trapping of privilege. They are generally married to or accompanied by quadroons of great poise and beauty.
Joshua might have a chance at a patrician life if I could find him.
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Re: Pregnant -
01-31-2008, 05:15 AM
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I am trying to find Joshua ...
... Nigras in VT drive BMW cars and demonstrate their athletic prowess ...
... Joshua might have a chance at a patrician life if I could find him ...
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Oh come come now, Miss Roboober. Don't tell me you're really interested in a nigra. Even though he is young and handsome. Even though he is well-educated and articulate. I'm disappointed, that's what. It's disappointing. And now if you will excuse me, I must go and take my evening blood pressure medication. I feel a headache coming on. It's just disappointing, that's what. Excuse me.
Disappointed, Mr Godwin
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01-31-2008, 09:02 AM
I am sorry, Mr. Godwin. Truth is, I have been enthralled by the stories I have read about the prowess of the nigra male. Apparently, God chose to bless him with appurtenances rarely found among caucasians. I want to find out if this is true.
Skin color is transparent to me. My valley is deep and in need of a thorough tilling. I am merely seeking a lifemate who can catapult me to its higher peaks.
Are you having intercourse with Sister Noddy after your children retire?
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Re: Pregnant -
01-31-2008, 09:38 AM
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Are you having intercourse with Sister Noddy after your children retire
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It is true that my son-in-law and I happen to be the same age. It is also true that we are both widowed, and therefore single. It is true that we are related by marriage, and not by blood. It is true as well that we share the same rooms under one roof in a fine home on Nob Hill. What an indelicate question, Missy! As my son is fond of saying, I'm shocked. If I were to tell you yes, would you leave my son alone, you hussy? Of course we are not having relations, we are not married to each other. Does that answer your question? In place of your false-church BCP, I suggest you get a GODLY KJV BIBLE and start reading right away. For it is written of women like yourself ...
2 Peter 2:13-15
13And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
15Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Pregnant -
01-31-2008, 01:35 PM
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It is true that my son-in-law and I happen to be the same age. It is also true that we are both widowed, and therefore single. It is true that we are related by marriage, and not by blood. It is true as well that we share the same rooms under one roof in a fine home on Nob Hill. What an indelicate question, Missy! As my son is fond of saying, I'm shocked. If I were to tell you yes, would you leave my son alone, you hussy? Of course we are not having relations, we are not married to each other. Does that answer your question? In place of your false-church BCP, I suggest you get a GODLY KJV BIBLE and start reading right away. For it is written of women like yourself ...
2 Peter 2:13-15
13And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
15Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
Sister Noddy
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Mr. Godwin is the one pursuing me. I am more interested in Joshua but he has not responded.
Mr. Godwin's last message contained fervent racial implications but a person's color is of no significance. I am far more interested in statistical information and if Mr. Godwin has a sincere motive for his postings, perhaps he will pm me with his vitals.
A woman unshorn is a marvel of His creation! Fish do not have hair if you get my drift.
And while we are on the subject, salt mullet is a favorite of mine. Why do some men cut their hair to look like a fish head?
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