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Default Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 01:26 AM

Hey Fellow Christians I Would Like To Here Your Thought On Why The "Back Door" Is Wrong
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 01:31 AM

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Friend, if you need to ask, there is little hope for your immortal soul. Suffice to say that God created men and women so that they could lie with each other in a very specific way.

For a man to go into his wife in any other way is a sin. For a man to lie with another man is an abomination. Please, I implore you to think of the human digestive system as a one way street, with a DO NOT ENTER sign at the end of it.


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Because the back door is an exit, not an entrance.
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 01:49 AM

what about toys then ?
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what about toys then ?
I don't understand the question. My kids enjoy them but they rarely get lodged in their behinds.
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 01:53 AM

rarely? very few and far between it happening then ?
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 01:59 AM

if the "back door" is the exit .. is the mouth the enterence for men ?
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if the "back door" is the exit .. is the mouth the enterence for men ?
Men don't have a sexual entrance. Only our wives do. The mouth and the colon/rectum are part of the digestive tract, which is for the intake of food and the expulsion of waste. Did you fail biology?
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 02:09 AM

im just bored .. winding up the people on this over rated bible bashing god loving shitty website.. no comment on the toy subject then ?
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Default Re: Why Is The "Back Door" Wrong ? - 03-25-2010, 02:13 AM

If you are taking clothes off of your toys I think you may have issues beyond your homosexual behavior. You may want to check yourself into an asylum and get tested for AIDS if you don't already know you have it.
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