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10-15-2016, 02:36 AM
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This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.
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Mr. Esq,
You seem to be full of rage and anger. That must be hard and exhausting and you surely feel how you're being consumed by this negativity. While we cannot accept your sad position as a Christ-killer, we are educated people and can recognize Spiritual yearning when we see it. We are your only hope. God won't help you, as He will join us in laughter when He sees your calamity.
Psalms 2:1-4
Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
You are the one raging. Our Lord Jesus is the one who laughs. Join Him.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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10-15-2016, 05:13 AM
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This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.
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It is funny. What's NOT funny is that you joos deny and hate Jesus.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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10-15-2016, 07:13 PM
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This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.
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I don't understand this joke.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-03-2016, 12:29 AM
Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.
Love you other.
Ye [grubby Joos] are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44
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11-03-2016, 12:39 AM
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Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.
Love you other.
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Maybe for you, but for True Christians, we focus on God instead of the people who killed him (aka joos)
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
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11-03-2016, 12:41 AM
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Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.
Love you other.
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Dear vile sinner, please show us the Bible verse in which you see the phrase, "Being a Christian is all about love for one another."
Take your time.
In the meantime, you might check out Pastor Levi's Sermon on the matter, which is 100% guaranteed Biblically Accurate: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-03-2016, 01:33 AM
I went into a delicatessen in Florida a few weeks ago when I was visiting my Auntie in Miami and I saw a rich old Jew white man who was complaining about his wife. He was turning his stomach into a cemetery by eating a large sandwich of corned beef and he was filling his mouth so much I could barely understand him. He was angry because his wife wanted a boob enlargement job and he said it was too expensive because he was a greedy white man. He said he told her to just wipe her breastes with toilet paper twice a day. She said What good would that do? He said I'm not sure but it worked on your ass.
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01-01-2017, 05:45 PM
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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
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I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say
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01-01-2017, 05:52 PM
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I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say
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I made the important part of your post bold. Now scurry of to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction before posting ill informed messages.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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01-01-2017, 05:52 PM
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I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say
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Is this like a Louis C.K. kind of joke? I don't get it.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-12-2017, 06:49 PM
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01-12-2017, 07:01 PM
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You managed to come back though, which would make your argument false. And please try to write somewhat coherent, you are making yourself look like an idiot.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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01-14-2017, 04:24 PM
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I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say
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While your intention is obviously to stand up for our people, with that screen name, you are failing miserably. I suspect you aren't truly a practitioner of Judaism, frankly.
A half truth is a whole lie.
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01-24-2017, 11:43 AM
Saw this home lesson on astronomy
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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07-22-2017, 05:58 PM
Whats the difference between a truckload of joo babies and a truckload of ping pong balls?
You cant unload the ping pong balls with a pitchfork, , ,
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08-18-2017, 05:27 PM
Hitler: Tuday, Hitlerr is feeling generrouz. Tuday, Hitlerr is sending half of you home! Jews of the concentration camp: Heeee!!!!!!! (joy and happiness). Hitler: Hans, brring ze chainsaw!
What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.
There once was a jewboy named Solly,
Who spent all his life making lolly,
But we turned the gas on,
Old Solly did pass on
And now he’s a lampshade and brolly!
Question: What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? Answer: A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
08-18-2017, 05:58 PM
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What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.
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No, that's not true.
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A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.
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That's also not true, at least usually. Maybe a 1/5 of the time?
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
08-21-2017, 02:15 PM
Joos like all lesser forms of life, have a place on God's Green Earth. Without their cheap, penny pinching ways, all decent people would have to pay more taxes. Without their non-stop whining, more wrongly arrested wealthy people would have to go to prison.
So I'll never make a joke about a kike, they are a vindictive creature (like the african nigra killer bee) and if you upset one, you upset the whole hive.
Whats worse that catlick whorehouse? A joo one because they put a finger on the scale.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
10-21-2017, 04:25 PM
A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
03-23-2018, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LW1997
A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."
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Wow, you're not lying about being German.
Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.
What did the Jew say after his shower?
"I feel much cleaner now, thanks."
Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
Because the Jews were bored.
How do you create a Holocaust?
Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.
Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
Because the Holocaust never happened.
And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.
I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.
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