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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-16-2009, 03:49 PM
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Nothing to be proud of? How about a bigger empire than the Romans and Alexander the Great, 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup, a health care service that EVERYONE can get for FREE.
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The Romans controled 57% of the known world - at its best the brits only held 23% of the known world.
Alexander The Great was a homer.
The US saved your sorry asses in both World Wars
The World Cup? What World Cup?
Your health service costs nothing and you get what you pay for - does some doctor rub lard on your chest to cure pneumonia and other 3rd world diseases that you suffer from?
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09-16-2009, 04:42 PM
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The Romans controled 57% of the known world - at its best the brits only held 23% of the known world.
Alexander The Great was a homer.
The US saved your sorry asses in both World Wars
The World Cup? What World Cup?
Your health service costs nothing and you get what you pay for - does some doctor rub lard on your chest to cure pneumonia and other 3rd world diseases that you suffer from?
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You sir are, seemingly, an historical illiterate.
1) In both world wars the USA only entered when they could see who was winning (on the second occasion after being forced to). Yellow livered cowards!
2) Compare 23% of the "known" world, geographically, in the 20th century to 57% in the 1st - Please don't forget you used to be a colony of ours!
3) History would seem to support your view.
4) A cup that involves every nation in the world, unlike your "World Series".
I would throw in a couple of other points, for good measure.
1) The British army used to wear red tunics and the French army used to wear blue.
Why? Because they did not show blood stains and would not affect, negatively, the moral of others in battle.
It would appear that the US forces adopted the same idea by using brown trousers!
2) The British gave to the world the ability to administrate, the French gave great food, the Italians great food and art, the Americans McDonalds!
Enough said!
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-16-2009, 05:11 PM
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1) In both world wars the USA only entered when they could see who was winning (on the second occasion after being forced to). Yellow livered cowards!
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-16-2009, 05:36 PM
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In your parochial view maybe.
However, I still tend to think that "men" (questionable) who need helmets and massive padding to play Rugby are puffs/queers/shirtlifters!
Football = Soccer - Soccer is a "pansy" term for real football!
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09-16-2009, 05:51 PM
Earlier in this thread, someone asked me for more evidence of queerness in soccer. Here is some video evidence:
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09-16-2009, 07:52 PM
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Thank you for your help son, that video shows how gay soccer is as well. That heavy metal rock music does not seem to go with the homosexual content of the video however.
I am not very expert in the ways of audio editing, but perhaps you could replace the soundtrack with something by Cher or Barbara Stressand? It would be much more appropriate music to go along with all of the gay images in the video.
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09-16-2009, 08:39 PM
Disgusting.
Where did NASCAR come in on the gayness scale? **crosses fingers***
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09-16-2009, 08:55 PM
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ironic, your post itself was in the language given to you by the British
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09-16-2009, 09:39 PM
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ironic, your post itself was in the language given to you by the British
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Nonsense! The American and English are both Germanic languages! Unlike French, Italian, and Mexican, which are all Latin languages (and the reason why they're still all mary-worshipping papists).
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-16-2009, 10:05 PM
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Thank you for your help son, that video shows how gay soccer is as well. That heavy metal rock music does not seem to go with the homosexual content of the video however.
I am not very expert in the ways of audio editing, but perhaps you could replace the soundtrack with something by Cher or Barbara Stressand? It would be much more appropriate music to go along with all of the gay images in the video.
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What are you talking about? Heavy metal's notorious sodomite music. Does this look heterosexual to you?
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-17-2009, 01:02 PM
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Nonsense! The American and English are both Germanic languages! Unlike French, Italian, and Mexican, which are all Latin languages (and the reason why they're still all mary-worshipping papists).
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presumably the fact we did something with the language in between was why your forefathers preferred our version to the unaltered alemanic one, no?
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-17-2009, 01:21 PM
Look pal, I've been to England and it sucks! Back when I was still on junk and providing "oral support" for rock stars, I went on a few tours of your little island. What a dump! Bad food, bad teeth, and a bunch of chinless wimps fighting over who dresses the worst. And that's just the women!
I was still a fine piece of ass back then, and let me tell you something, I had every guy in your so called country wanting a slice of me, because your women are all a bunch of dogs!
And soccer us for pussies, bottom line. Running around chasing a ball, that's what little kids do in the states. Way to turn recess into a national sport!
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-17-2009, 08:32 PM
I take this thread to be a brilliant spoof on bigotry, ignorance and stupidity! No one in their right mind could belive this twaddle about English football! Stroke City rather than Stoke City rather gives it away! It is really funny though sad that there are those in the USA who might be so daft as to hold such views!
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09-17-2009, 08:40 PM
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I take this thread to be a brilliant spoof on bigotry, ignorance and stupidity! No one in their right mind could belive this twaddle about English football! Stroke City rather than Stoke City rather gives it away! It is really funny though sad that there are those in the USA who might be so daft as to hold such views!
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Spoof? Give me a break, even my unsaved relatives think soccer is kiddy sport that no grown man should be part of.
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09-18-2009, 12:20 AM
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Disgusting.
Where did NASCAR come in on the gayness scale? **crosses fingers***
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I don't think driving all day in a circle is a sport but I did some research for your question and found that one of NASCAR's most successful drivers is supported by his "Rainbow Warriors" posse and widely rumoured to be a tad light in the loafers.
To each his own but I also noted that every single NASCAR driver is supported by some Lube company or another, they all have a "Pit Crew", they all like to "ride up the other guy's tail" and then "take him low on the inside" as well "trading paint" and constantly are making passing attempts on one another.
Does that help answer your question?
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Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams -
09-18-2009, 04:46 AM
First post; be gentle
I am a football ('soccer' to all the effeminate Americans) fan from Manchester, England. Football is not 'gay'.
Regardez:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvdtlitJJGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOpWrQN68XY
and this. The video tells a miniature story. Haaland accuses Roy Keane of diving and feigning injury. Turns out he was injured, his leg just gave way. A couple of years later he met the c*nt in another match...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU
And by the way, your use of the word 'gay' is bigoted, offensive, possibly a product of poor education and totally uncalled for. Statistically there are some gay footballers, just as there are some gay 'NFL American footballers' and baseball players. Gay people exist, get the f*ck over it.
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09-18-2009, 04:54 AM
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First post; be gentle
I am a football ('soccer' to all the effeminate Americans) fan from Manchester, England. Football is not 'gay'.
Regardez:
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I like how you address us as "effeminate", yet you have a very gay sounding name and use homo-friendly French words like "Regardez". We speak American on here. No blabbering foreign mumbo-jumbo.
You're right...Football is not gay in the slightest. I myself am excited to see the Dallas Cowboys hit the gridiron this year and I'm praying to Jesus that He will guide them all the way to the Super Bowl.
Soccer, on the other hand, is already proven to be gay.
I couldn't care less than watching soccer on YouTube. You think I want to watch a bunch of homers kick a ball back and forth and not score a single goal for 45+ minutes?
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And by the way, your use of the word 'gay' is bigoted, offensive, possibly a product of poor education and totally uncalled for. Statistically there are some gay footballers, just as there are some gay 'NFL American footballers' and baseball players. Gay people exist, get the f*ck over it.
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Gay is offensive. It is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord (Leviticus 18:22).
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09-18-2009, 05:36 AM
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I like how you address us as "effeminate", yet you have a very gay sounding name and use homo-friendly French words like "Regardez". We speak American on here. No blabbering foreign mumbo-jumbo.
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How racist. And obviously, how homophobic. It's also shocking how you can dismiss a whole country/language as homosexual. Just let the French and the gays get on with it.
As I'm sure you know (as I'm going to weakly assume that you're not completely a head-in-the-sand kind of guy) there is no such language as 'American'. There's a language called 'English', and there's an abomination called 'US English', but 'mumbo-jumbo' hardly features in either. Moreover, dismissing 'foreign' things as 'mumbo-jumbo' is hardly tolerant now, is it?
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You're right...Football is not gay in the slightest. I myself am excited to see the Dallas Cowboys hit the gridiron this year and I'm praying to Jesus that He will guide them all the way to the Super Bowl.
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Very cute. I explained that I was talking about football and not soccer. We invented it, we make the rules. Just like the fooking language.
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I'm listening... Do go on.
Only I'm pretty sure there can't be anything 'gay' about a sport unless it involves same-sex sodomy, fellatio, etc. And I'm sure you won't find anything along those lines going in football, american football, baseball, rugby, hockey, cricket, etc via a youtube search at least. A quick search of your hard drive however...
Do you not still see why your use of the word 'gay' is both innacurate, offensive and carelessly vague?
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I couldn't care less than watching soccer on YouTube. You think I want to watch a bunch of homers kick a ball back and forth and not score a single goal for 45+ minutes?
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Again, vague. But let's assume the average football match doesn't produce a goal in the first half (which is one HELL of a rubbish assumption). I would still rather watch the beautiful game of football than a game where preciously-protected players run into each other for a minute, stop for five, repeat, then sit down and watch a glamorous, sparkly 'show' in which someone out of *NSYNC, Backstreet Boys or American Idol sing in the middle of the pitch.
1: If you're going to call a sport 'gay': one in which Justin Timberlake sings at halftime is it.
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2: A sport that needs a halftime show, cheerleaders, etc is too boring for sport fans to be encouraged to watch in the first place.
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Quoting the bible is on a par with me quoting Tolkein.
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09-18-2009, 05:41 AM
Are you trying compare The Bible, with a book about middle earth?.
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