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Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-14-2009, 06:14 PM
I don't know who programmed the forum software, but they sure left some 'sugary' images in the smilies.
This thread title smilie is the most offensive:
It's the kind of mousy, rouge-cheeked smile you get from homers when you catch them checking you out.
I don't use this smilie. There are some bad ones in the smilie list, too.
- <Pink elephant and dancing cyclops banana. Who thought that was a good idea?
Please take it easy on the wierdo smilies, OK? We don't need to see too much of that kind of stuff.
BTW, could whoever is in charge of smilies do something about getting the hockey smilies grouped together? They're all over the place.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-15-2009, 08:52 AM
While it's a good idea to always be on the look-out for homosexual infiltration, let's not get paranoid:
The smiling pink face is for ladies's use only.
Pink Elephant is there to represent heathen Hindu Gods. I use this one in the deity bodycount.
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explaination about why we have a bouncing one-eyed banana smiley. No, I don't know what that perfectly reasonable explaination is.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-15-2009, 09:23 AM
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I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explaination about why we have a bouncing one-eyed banana smiley. No, I don't know what that perfectly reasonable explaination is.
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I requested the bouncing, one-eyed banana. It often helps me to illustrate my point that the banana is the fruit most likely to turn boys gay. There is no single vegetable counterpart. Vegetables offer a smorgasbord of tallywacker-shaped wickedness, such as zucchini, carrots, parsnips, celery, asparagus, and cucumbers. I'm particularly offended by eggplants because they're purple and appear uncircumcised.
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05-15-2009, 11:52 PM
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I requested the bouncing, one-eyed banana. It often helps me to illustrate my point that the banana is the fruit most likely to turn boys gay.
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Even the liberal human-rights-nazis say that providing bananas to insane people in mental institutions is abusive. ...the military police at Abu Ghraib had to manage some mentally disturbed inmates, who had no apparent ties to any national security concern....At several points, soldiers chose simply to take photographs and video of M----- harming himself....This includes incidents in which the detainee sodomized himself with a banana... "A detainee with a known mental condition should not have been provided the banana or photographed," the Fay report concluded...
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-16-2009, 01:08 AM
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I requested the bouncing, one-eyed banana. It often helps me to illustrate my point that the banana is the fruit most likely to turn boys gay.
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Brother Hatchet, I hesitate to ask . . . but Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron's video about bananas, it has some odd edits . . . Say it isn't so!
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-16-2009, 05:53 PM
I really don't see what the big deal is? What's wrong with this?
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-16-2009, 06:06 PM
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I really don't see what the big deal is? What's wrong with this?
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They have their shirts off but they're not wearing shorts?
Those are two smilies that I will be boycotting, not because I can tell whether they're hetero or homo, but because you think they are gay.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-16-2009, 07:53 PM
Obviously the person who posted those disgusting faggot photos is a troll.
Ban the faggot lover.
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05-16-2009, 08:05 PM
Hello, Petar, we'd like to give you a proper church welcome, so please visit the introductions section and let us know a little bit about you.
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05-16-2009, 08:08 PM
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Hello and will do.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-17-2009, 02:01 PM
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-17-2009, 02:08 PM
Oh, great. Now the 'lovey' smilie is having a gay threesome.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-19-2009, 03:24 AM
Here's one I won't be using:
:gayfight:
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09-21-2010, 12:48 AM
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Dear God! This is an abomination! I am going to my prayer closet now. Some of these smileys make me sick.
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Dear God! This is an abomination! I am going to my prayer closet now. Some of these smileys make me sick.
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Re: Help boycott gay smilies!! -
05-22-2015, 10:19 PM
I heard on Fox News that the Columbine Killers, the DC Sniper, and the guy who just shot 10 or so people just this week ALL trained for their massacres on a smiley-themed murder simulator called "MIDI-Maze":
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