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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 01:38 PM

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Are you referring to a homer sport called "football" ?
A sport that is apparently important to the Germans.


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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 02:07 PM

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Are you referring to a homer sport called "football" ?
You mean soccer, don't you?

Football is American and therefore beloved by Jesus.


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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 02:24 PM

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You mean soccer, don't you?

Football is American and therefore beloved by Jesus.
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 05:00 PM

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Germany 0 Serbia 1

Germany miss a penalty

Has your imaginary friend deserted them?
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 05:07 PM

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It's Latin for "suburbia".
Why would Suburbia play a match? It must be a joke. You almost had me thinking Serbia was a country.
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 09:09 PM

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Yes, I meant soccer, my bad.

Football is the best sport ever.
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 09:14 PM

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Yes, I meant soccer, my bad.

Football is the best sport ever.
The #1 sport =).
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 09:25 PM

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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-18-2010, 10:28 PM

You all have to admit, it was utter brilliance of Hitler to pit the joos against the nigras. So typical of a great country.

We really need to do more of that here, perhaps include the messicans into the foray.


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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-20-2010, 11:47 PM

Puppy thrown at German biker gang

"A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."

There is far too much of this about – all European students are atheists - at least the German police are cracking down on them. Efficient, that’s what they are!





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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-21-2010, 12:54 AM

It's sad how we in America are made to be ashamed of our German heritage. I happen to be 3/4 German (mom is full blooded and dad was half) and for so many years German's have had to hold the guilt of destroying the murders of Jesus. But I can see NO MORE!!!

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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-21-2010, 01:17 AM

thank god for the Germans who freed us of about 6 million hook nosed dead sea pedestrians. pity hitler could not finish his Godsent job properly
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-21-2010, 09:43 AM

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We really need to do more of that here, perhaps include the messicans into the foray.
Dear Mr. Hutchins, Sir,

by all respect for your love to germany, this is not true. Look it up in a history book, any Christian one and even some secular will do:

Germany did not pit its negros against its jews.

The germans shot their negroes 1904, nearly 40 years before they started to shoot their jews:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_...maqua_Genocide

This is often downplayed by historians from Great Britain, France or Belgium, who refuse to admit that the germans accepted the White Man´s burden, too. So many people in the world forget about it and remember germany only for.... other events (...like germanys involvement in the soccer-movement).

Besides, even if germany ever had a strategy to pit the negros against the jews, it horribly failed: today, the worlds leading negro B. Obama and his chief adviser in economy (if not to say: "puppet master") P. Krugman (don´t let this german sounding name fool you, guess his "religion") heavily criticise germany for his useful and benevolent economical policy and want to press the german government to spend money to create jobs:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/18/op...18krugman.html

(What kind of economical nonsense that is ought to be clear. Obama and Krugman would better advise the USA to copy germanys model: keep wages and domestic demand low and live on export. If all countries would do that, what a fine world this would be, or as the saying goes: "Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen.")


It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...
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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-21-2010, 07:39 PM

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Dear Mr. Hutchins, Sir,

by all respect for your love to germany, this is not true. Look it up in a history book, any Christian one and even some secular will do:

Germany did not pit its negros against its jews.

The germans shot their negroes 1904, nearly 40 years before they started to shoot their jews:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_...maqua_Genocide

This is often downplayed by historians from Great Britain, France or Belgium, who refuse to admit that the germans accepted the White Man´s burden, too. So many people in the world forget about it and remember germany only for.... other events (...like germanys involvement in the soccer-movement).

Besides, even if germany ever had a strategy to pit the negros against the jews, it horribly failed: today, the worlds leading negro B. Obama and his chief adviser in economy (if not to say: "puppet master") P. Krugman (don´t let this german sounding name fool you, guess his "religion") heavily criticise germany for his useful and benevolent economical policy and want to press the german government to spend money to create jobs:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/18/op...18krugman.html

(What kind of economical nonsense that is ought to be clear. Obama and Krugman would better advise the USA to copy germanys model: keep wages and domestic demand low and live on export. If all countries would do that, what a fine world this would be, or as the saying goes: "Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen.")
Why do you hate Germany? Where does all that anger come from? From your wife? Do you hate your wife as God commands us?

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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-22-2010, 08:17 AM

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Why do you hate Germany? Where does all that anger come from? From your wife? Do you hate your wife as God commands us?

Deuteronomy 22:13
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

Dear Mr. Dirk,

First, I don´t hate germany and the germans for any racist reasons. Even I myself have some drop of german blood in my veins, like some other writers in this forum. Yes, I´m a quarter-german, too (from my mothers side, my father is full blood Palatinate). (And germans are very good at counting how many percent of a german somebody is - seems to be one of the few forms of science that are not corrupted by atheism.)

Second, my wife is a german, even from the catholic Rhinelands (near Koblenz). Surely I do hate her (as I married her when I was drunk in my liberal past.) I´m currently checking out if we´re married in front of God (= married by a True Christian Preacher) or only "fake married" by a priest of Satan or lutheran. (Even in my liberal past I didn´t allow a catholic to marry me and my wife.)

But I´m not hating germany. I´m as open minded as your next door Christian neighbor. To point it out in a pC-manner (1): I just can´t stand it that they constantly brag about their holocaust and keep Palatinate divided and occupied even today.

Palatinate first, Palatinate always.

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Default Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. - 06-22-2010, 12:40 PM

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Dear Mr. Dirk,

First, I don´t hate germany and the germans for any racist reasons. Even I myself have some drop of german blood in my veins, like some other writers in this forum. Yes, I´m a quarter-german, too (from my mothers side, my father is full blood Palatinate). (And germans are very good at counting how many percent of a german somebody is - seems to be one of the few forms of science that are not corrupted by atheism.)

Second, my wife is a german, even from the catholic Rhinelands (near Koblenz). Surely I do hate her (as I married her when I was drunk in my liberal past.) I´m currently checking out if we´re married in front of God (= married by a True Christian Preacher) or only "genuine married" by a priest of Satan or lutheran. (Even in my liberal past I didn´t allow a catholic to marry me and my wife.)

But I´m not hating germany. I´m as open minded as your next door Christian neighbor. To point it out in a pC-manner (1): I just can´t stand it that they constantly brag about their holocaust and keep Palatinate divided and occupied even today.

Palatinate first, Palatinate always.

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Default Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. - 07-19-2010, 12:54 PM

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but Jesus still loves America more right?
Jesus loves all people the same as God is not a respecter of persons – male, female, black, white, British, American, jewish – whatever, Jesus died for all of us.
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Default Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. - 07-19-2010, 01:21 PM

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Jesus loves all people the same as God is not a respecter of persons – male, female, black, white, British, American, jewish – whatever, Jesus died for all of us.
Have you ever read the Bible? Jesus died (temporarily) for those who believed in him not just any tom, dick or harry walking down the road.


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Default Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. - 07-19-2010, 01:33 PM

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Jesus loves all people the same as God is not a respecter of persons – male, female, black, white, British, American, jewish – whatever, Jesus died for all of us.
Please provide scripture in future when making such silly claims, dear. How about you pop over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself properly?


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