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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
10-27-2017, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Jesus is my guide. I have no interest in meeting those who'd deny God by throwing His guidance away. In this case the guidance is quite strong. It is a Commandment. By wearing strange apparel I would alienate myself from His love, which is not something a Christian wishes to do. Jesus loves us so much that if we don't love Him back, praising Him continually, into the pit we will be cast. It is a pit of infinite torture.
Jesus does NOT want that to happen.
PSALM 70 .KJV . context
4 Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: and let such as love thy salvation say continually, Let God be magnified.
The psalmist does not except those hours spent yiffing in mosh pits. Check out the brown section:
. . . . .itinerary1. .. . itinerery2
0000 praise God . . praise God
0100 praise God . . praise God
0200 praise God . . put on fur suit
0300 praise God . . attend furmeet
0400 praise God . . yiffing
0500 praise God . . yiffing
0600 praise God . . goth turns up
0700 praise God . . and a brony
0800 praise God . . and a juggalo
0900 praise God . . vomit porn
1000 praise God . . stagger home
1100 praise God . . remove fursuit
1200 praise God . . praise God
1300 praise God . . praise God
1400 praise God . . praise God
1500 praise God . . praise God
1600 praise God . . praise God
1700 praise God . . praise God
1800 praise God . . praise God
1900 praise God . . praise God
2000 praise God . . praise God
2100 praise God . . praise God
2200 praise God . . praise God
2300 praise God . . praise God
2400 praise God . . praise God
Which itinerary implements God's commandment not to wear strange apparel and reflects His requirement for continual praise?
Itinerary 2 or itinerary 1?
Jesus is so self-effacing that He was willing to die to set us free. Dressing up like a bonobo (or horse or clown) is a rejection of that sacrifice. Recently I was helping out at an art exhibition and some of these furries turned up. They clambered down from the mezzanine and all got into a huddle. There was some music playing. They started wobbling in time and I wondered what they were doing. And then a goth .— .who was there for some reason which I can't understand because goths don't usually (or ever) attend this type of event so he was very conspicuous and we were all looking in case we needed to call security .— .oozed down too. Now I know they were yiffing. And this is what happened next.
The Goth joined in. Black in a sea of pastel fur and very wobbling. These activities are the exact opposite of what God commands leading me to question whether goths are furries too?
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You had a very narrow escape, sister.
Had you not had normal men around you they would have no doubt tried to abuse your face and mouth with their frenzied furry phallus, I expect
This is conclusive proof that in my option these sexual deviants give no quarter or even half a thought for their victims even to the extreme of attacking abstract concepts like art?
If they hate abstracts how much must they also hate definitely real things like Jesus?
None of this is what Jesus wants: in fact it is one of the things He hates.
Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren
Discord!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
11-08-2017, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
You had a very narrow escape, sister.
Had you not had normal men around you they would have no doubt tried to abuse your face and mouth with their frenzied furry phallus, I expect
This is conclusive proof that in my option these sexual deviants give no quarter or even half a thought for their victims even to the extreme of attacking abstract concepts like art?
If they hate abstracts how much must they also hate definitely real things like Jesus?
None of this is what Jesus wants: in fact it is one of the things He hates.
Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren
Discord!
YIC
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Not all furries are sexual.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
11-08-2017, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Servine
Not all furries are sexual.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
11-08-2017, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Servine
Not all furries are sexual.
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Anticipating your reply I posted an itinerary showing that, yes, other interests are possible for the furry. The point being: even if you spent all day every day desiring God to be magnified and saying so to everyone you met EXCEPT for five minutes on Wednesday afternoon when you popped on your fursuit WHETHER YOU WENT YIFFING OR NOT (and I included a few alternatives) in those five minutes alone you would deny God, deny Jesus and deny The Holy Ghost. You might as well not bother with praising God at all.
God has given us a handbook for life. Christians follow it. Furries do not.
By giving away the furry (or the brony or being pope or juggalo) and turning to Jesus of course then one may go to Heaven. But then they'd not be a furry. So no, furries cannot go to Heaven.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 06:09 AM
As long as your a Christian then you should be fine
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by OneForChrist
As long as your a Christian then you should be fine
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Do you mean that you could be fine even when being clothed in strange clothes? No True Christian™ would EVER do that!
Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
Proclaiming Christianity is insufficient. Jesus knew that very well!
Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Doing the Will of God includes NOT wearing strange costumes!
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 11:15 AM
Hey look as long as they aren't doing any worse degenerete or evil things like animal worship or having gross relationships with animals then it should be fine
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by OneForChrist
Hey look as long as they aren't doing any worse degenerete or evil things like animal worship or having gross relationships with animals then it should be fine
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Dear Person,
I respect the sentence above as your personal musings and an opinion. However, I do not respect it as an authoritative claim about God's Will. How do you circumambulate the two verses that I provided (and that actually do represent God's Will) about i) garments and ii) not taking anyone's Faith as a fact based on a simple statement. You see, without any other evidence, your claim is just like a sieve that seems solid but will not hold water.
2 Timothy 4:3
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
Jesus, on the other hand, does hold water and even distributes it to those who follow his every Word and Commandment (see also Ecclesiastes 12:13).
Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.
To conclude, I am afraid that simple assertions will not be sufficient to make me change my opinion about the issue at hand.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 12:08 PM
That's okay I understand. You don't have to agree. God bless you
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by OneForChrist
That's okay I understand. You don't have to agree. God bless you
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Agree with what? Dr White agrees with the Bible, which means he agrees with God.
Do you agree with God? No problem if you don't, only Hell. And it's too hot in there, hotter than inside your furry suit.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 03:43 PM
I do agree with God. I was saying that they didn't have to agree with my opinion on furries. That's what said. Calm down
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 03:51 PM
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I do agree with God. I was saying that they didn't have to agree with my opinion on furries. That's what said. Calm down
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If you agree with God, why propose an alternate opinion?
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 04:08 PM
I do agree with God the thing is that I don't think that he would be that mad about furries as long as they weren't doing anything else that is deemed horrid by our creator (which I won't mention) There are worst sins out there like blasphemy, stealing and sexual immorality
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by OneForChrist
I do agree with God the thing is that I don't think that he would be that mad about furries as long as they weren't doing anything else that is deemed horrid by our creator (which I won't mention) There are worst sins out there like blasphemy, stealing and sexual immorality
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How do you think Salvation works, dear?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 05:16 PM
Wow that depends uh...there's so many denominations that believe something similar or different about it. I believe that salvation works by being available to anyone who is willing to come to God by faith through Jesus Christ who is the Son of God
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 05:48 PM
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Wow that depends uh...there's so many denominations that believe something similar or different about it. I believe that salvation works by being available to anyone who is willing to come to God by faith through Jesus Christ who is the Son of God
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And what role does dressing up and identifying as some woodland creature, accusing Jesus of making a mistake when personally choosing the father's exact sperm to meet the mother's specific egg in the one and only moment in time the union could have produced this particular person and subsequently Jesus supposedly having implanted the wrong animal's soul into that little babe, have in the mechanics of Salvation, pray tell? And if none, they why bring it up?
Do you really want Biblical Plagues to come unto you? Because that's how you get Biblical Plagues to come unto you. Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
Deuteronomy 4:2
What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
Deuteronomy 12:32
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book
Revelation 22:18
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 07:27 PM
Not all furries dress up because they get sexual pleasure out of it just saying and by the way it doesn't have mechanics in salvation but that doesn't mean that it's wrong to do.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 07:39 PM
Look just to let you know. I'm sorry if I seemed rude in debating in you. Im not trying to talk down your view. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. I'm a pretty understanding perosn just to let you know
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by OneForChrist
Look just to let you know. I'm sorry if I seemed rude in debating in you. Im not trying to talk down your view. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. I'm a pretty understanding perosn just to let you know
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Miss One, dear, there's a world of difference between debate, which requires some form of supporting argument, and plain old ornery contradiction, which doesn't.
But we are not here on God's Earth, or in this case on His internet, to debate or even to express our opinions. We are here to Praise Him.
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Re: Can furries go to Heaven? -
08-13-2018, 08:04 PM
I understand. I worded my reply wrong
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