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  • God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

    I'm just as shocked as you are by this statement. I couldn't believe it.

    My search for this information started with a statement some angry atheist made on facebook.

    It snowballed into something where I naturally assumed the daft atheist was reading the bible incorrectly. We as Christians know that the Holy Ghost just tapped Mary on the shoulder and she was pregnant after that, right?

    I'm afraid not. You'll have to follow me here for a bit and understand how I came to this crazy, yet true conclusion.

    My opening statement was that,

    Matthew 1:18
    Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together*, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

    * came together. synerchomai συνέρχομαι

    is completely different from

    Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee**, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

    **eperchomai ἐπέρχομαι

    They are completely different words, but wait.

    The wording in Matthew of coming together. Root 1 σύν/syn accompanying coming with or more literally with Root 2 chomai/ἔρχομαι coming. (coming with consensual)

    Vs. the way Luke 1 is written. Root one ἐπί/ epi
    upon, on, at, by, before
    2) of position, on, at, by, over, against
    3) to, over, on, at, across, against
    Thayer's lexicon adds the term a heavy breathing, but also says it is used primarily as upon.
    Both of these words have the same root. ἔρχομαι which is to come.

    Now, this is not big news in and of itself. It's all quite explainable up to this point. The same word is used as if the Holy Spirit has come upon you as a feeling or possessed you. The Bible Greek supports this position.

    What the Bible hasn't said is that, the Holy Ghost literally comes over you. The same verb eperchomai ἐπέρχομαι, is used in the story of the Swan and Leda.



    What do these stories have to do with one another? Nothing at all! One is myth and the other is true.

    The thing is that they use the same verb (to come upon[ a variation of eperchomai) for the copulation of Leda and Zeus and Mary and the Holy Ghost.

    The sad fact is, I have come to realize is that there is a literal copulation between God and Mary.

    I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news on this one. I really am.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

    Thank you for providing us with true and accurate information. It is never a bad thing to know the truth.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

      Pastor Levi, that actually makes a lot of sense to me.

      Even as a young man first learning the mechanics behind Genesis 1:28 (theoretically, of course), the conception of Jesus was difficult for me to understand.

      I had no doubts that God could have Mary conceive just by wanting it to happen, but it seemed a lot easier to just do things the old-fashioned way.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

        Is it also true, Pastor Levi, that Jesus Himself had a penis, testicles, and an anus?
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          Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

          I always thought it was an Angel that came upon her and God must have just deposited the seed in the angel for it to do the job. Thanks for clearing that up.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Is it also true, Pastor Levi, that Jesus Himself had a penis, testicles, and an anus?
            I've never really thought of Jesus in that way before now!!

            Who would have been watching HIM go poopie?
            I assume as he is free from sin, he doesn't need watching?

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            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • #7
              Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

              LOL I always thought that verse meant that He just kind of barely stuck the tip in and dropped his load, but didn't actually penetrate, and that's why Mary was still a technical virgin.
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                Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                The thing is that they use the same verb (to come upon[ a variation of eperchomai) for the copulation of Leda and Zeus and Mary and the Holy Ghost.


                Can you please quote the source where the verb is used in case of Leda and Zeus? How can you say that, i can't find it anywhere even in the libraries!:

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                  Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                  Originally posted by Learner99 View Post
                  The thing is that they use the same verb (to come upon[ a variation of eperchomai) for the copulation of Leda and Zeus and Mary and the Holy Ghost.


                  Can you please quote the source where the verb is used in case of Leda and Zeus? How can you say that, i can't find it anywhere even in the libraries!:
                  Why do you think public libraries are going to carry books about smutty metaphysical filth like Leda and the swan? We're talking about the conception of Jesus here. Not some made up celestial porn act.

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                    Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    I've never really thought of Jesus in that way before now!!

                    Who would have been watching HIM go poopie?
                    I assume as he is free from sin, he doesn't need watching?
                    I would dare to see Him uncovered; something similar didn’t turn out well for Ham (Genesis 9:20-27).

                    Some might say that Noah over-reacted, but it got me as well riled to no end when they caught me drunken, passed off and naked – before my Redemption, of course!

                    YiC

                    Dan
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                      Originally posted by Learner99 View Post
                      The thing is that they use the same verb (to come upon[ a variation of eperchomai) for the copulation of Leda and Zeus and Mary and the Holy Ghost.


                      Can you please quote the source where the verb is used in case of Leda and Zeus? How can you say that, i can't find it anywhere even in the libraries!:
                      Why on earth would you bring your ridiculous fairy tales into a serious theological discussion?

                      (1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

                      GROW UP!



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                        Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                        Why do you think public libraries are going to carry books about smutty metaphysical filth like Leda and the swan? We're talking about the conception of Jesus here. Not some made up celestial porn act.
                        Actually, he is making a big claim that God had sex with Mary to substantiate his claim , he gave the reference of the relevant greek word lada and swan. So he must have read it somewhere? I just can't take to this word, until he has a proof. The word is also used in acts chap 1:17-19 in which the ghost came upon the desciples, the same greek word G1909 is used here epichromai. From which greek book he learned about it, so that i can confirm it. I know what he is saying but i just want to make sure that he is correct. By the way, libraries contain all sorts of text! we are in America not Afghanistan.

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                          Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                          Originally posted by Learner99 View Post
                          Actually, he is making a big claim that God had sex with Mary to substantiate his claim , he gave the reference of the relevant greek word lada and swan. So he must have read it somewhere? I just can't take to this word, until he has a proof. The word is also used in acts chap 1:17-19 in which the ghost came upon the desciples, the same greek word G1909 is used here epichromai. From which greek book he learned about it, so that i can confirm it. I know what he is saying but i just want to make sure that he is correct. By the way, libraries contain all sorts of text! we are in America not Afghanistan.
                          I found two instances of the verb used in the approach of Zeus to the white swan (Leda) for impregnating her. The paper I scribbled the references on got thrown out. My wife is a notorious neatener, cleaner. If it is important to have those, I can go back to the source. It will take a couple of days to get back into my copious sources I will have to pour through again.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                            God having literal sex with Mary does not mean she is no longer a virgin. The Bible is not contradictory. See, God can have sex with a woman and she'll stay a virgin....because He's God and is omnipotent.

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                              Re: God literally impregnated Mary with sex.

                              I have always maintained that God took Mary by force. She was nothing but the oven He needed to bake Jesus in. God is a Manly man!
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