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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-25-2010, 09:20 AM

You've made one post and "just realized you're going to be banned". Hey good one.

Seriously, is there some sort of 'street cred' for being banned from sites? I mean I think video games are destroying our society, but I'm not on your sites telling you so.


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 01:52 AM

to danny the god mocking teenager, you have more sense than anyone on this thread and i would like to correspond with you, i have some questions.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 09:32 AM

Having your daughter knowingly raped is a crime by the laws of our government, and is therefore against God to engage in.

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15. For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 09:38 AM

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Having your daughter knowingly raped is a crime by the laws of our government, and is therefore against God to engage in.

1 Peter 2:13-17
13. Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14. Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
15. For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
16. As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.
17. Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.
Indeed it does. But if you read the original post closely, Cranky Old Man merely offers it as a suggestion, and has never allowed his own daughters to be raped. Right now, under secular law, it would be illegal. No one here is letting their daughters be willingly raped because that would be against the law.

However, if we as Christians band together and form a strong political bloc, we can influence secular law so that it fits in accordance with what God commands of us. With Sarah Palin and other Bible-believing Christians taking part in a new American Revolution, this may be a reality soon enough. Doesn't that just want to make you jump up and shout "GLORY!"?



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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 12:18 PM

what year are you people living in because the fact your all using computers says 21st century but the way you Douchbags are talking makes me think medievil times. are you all stoned if a family member of mine got raped i wouldnt be thinking of getting them married id be thinking of killing the motherF.U.C.K.E.r responsible.

why would GOD want someone to get raped in the bible it states that you are not allowed to hurt another.

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what year are you people living in
2010, almost 2011.

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because the fact your all using computers says 21st century but the way you Douchbags are talking makes me think medievil times. are you all stoned if a family member of mine got raped i wouldnt be thinking of getting them married id be thinking of killing the motherF.U.C.K.E.r responsible. why would GOD want someone to get raped in the bible it states that you are not allowed to hurt another.
Did you even bother to actually read the Holy Bible or did you just barge in and started spewing hate? This is a nice and friendly Christian family forum you know.


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 01:13 PM

how can you say that i am being indecent by my replies when some of your posts are about porn and stuff like that.... it isnt the words im using its just the fact of im saying this you dont agree with be honest
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 02:13 PM

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how can you say that i am being indecent by my replies when some of your posts are about porn and stuff like that.... it isnt the words im using its just the fact of im saying this you dont agree with be honest
Where did I ever post something about porn?


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-29-2010, 02:30 PM

maybe not you specificly but yhe plus the funtari thread
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-31-2010, 05:47 PM

i havent read all the way through this thread, so someone may have made these points..

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So you're saying that God would allow a false version of His Word to be transmitted?

Better read THIS, godmocker.

And THIS too.
without getting into biblical debate (as I admitedly am not that well read on the bible and will probably lose an argument based on spitting verse at one another) i am astounded by the ignorance of context and appreciation of the history of the bible.

1/ the king james version was translated at least 5 times from the original unspoken versions of the gospels to KJ english. Some words do not translate directly, and words are substituted. With this in mind i point to the earlier argument on judging and the use of the word in biblical texts. You say that the Word must be obeyed? who are you to say what the original word is? I doubt you have any clue, as you may well be able to memorise large tracts of the bible, but to really understand you need to be able to contextualise it.

2/ the quote above has a cartoon against the 'evil' roman catholic church. Which is funny.... you obey literally the books in the bible (and dismiss any other gospels that have been discredited and/or omitted), but the bible and its books were selected BY the Roman Catholic church. Seems odd to me... hyporcite? perhaps you should read up on what your signature suggests Ezekiel

3/ It really dismays me that many of you warped beings are proclaimed teachers of faith. It makes defending and propogating Christianity so much harder. One of you has letters after their name... PhD at that... am assuming its not in theology or from a reputable organisation.

4/ Tele-evangelists. As a whole you never sit right with me... you can probably blame a 'liberal' media for that, but nevertheless you strike me as power / money hungry meglomaniacs. The REAL word gets lost in the translation of the theatre you produce.


5/ Finally, I bet a lot of you HATE islam fanatics? got news for you... you are one and the same my friends.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-31-2010, 05:52 PM

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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
and this guy is just admitting that he enjoys incest with his daughters! what the freak are you guys on... if i was in the US i woudl report this page.. in fact i still might
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-31-2010, 06:05 PM

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Can a woman take more than a few small punches before she keels over? NO. (My wife can't, anyway)

Can a woman drive a motor vehicle? NO.

Can A woman resist the foul charms of Satan? NO.

your messing? admitting domestic violence too? did you mummy never teach you its wrong to hit women? sheesh
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i havent read all the way through this thread, so someone may have made these points..



without getting into biblical debate (as I admitedly am not that well read on the bible and will probably lose an argument based on spitting verse at one another) i am astounded by the ignorance of context and appreciation of the history of the bible.
So you come onto a Christian board and mock us, but don't want to get in a "Biblical debate"? Why do I get the feeling you're the same type of person who goes and mocks the Amish because they don't fight back.

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1/ the king james version was translated at least 5 times from the original unspoken versions of the gospels to KJ english. Some words do not translate directly, and words are substituted. With this in mind i point to the earlier argument on judging and the use of the word in biblical texts. You say that the Word must be obeyed? who are you to say what the original word is? I doubt you have any clue, as you may well be able to memorise large tracts of the bible, but to really understand you need to be able to contextualise it.
Look, I'm sorry that your reading comprehension is so poor that you cannot read the KJV Bible. I've been reading it since the age of 6, so has my husband, my two oldest children and pretty much every Christian that I know. As for translating, do you believe that God is so weak that he can't keep his own word in order? The KJV Bible has stood the test of time for almost 400 years, all of those other mis-translations didn't show up until the 70's, with the God-mocking Hippies who believed they had to create god in their image. (sorry, cannot capitalize God there, it's such an insult)

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2/ the quote above has a cartoon against the 'evil' roman catholic church. Which is funny.... you obey literally the books in the bible (and dismiss any other gospels that have been discredited and/or omitted), but the bible and its books were selected BY the Roman Catholic church. Seems odd to me... hyporcite? perhaps you should read up on what your signature suggests Ezekiel
Wrong. Perhaps you should read your history. Never heard of John THE BAPTIST?


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So you're one of those fuzzy bunny christians who believe that you should tell people what they want to hear instead of what the Bible Truly says? Sure some have PhD's here, but what does it matter? As long as you can read and understand the KJV Bible and follow it's 600+ commandments, why would a degree mean anything?


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4/ Tele-evangelists. As a whole you never sit right with me... you can probably blame a 'liberal' media for that, but nevertheless you strike me as power / money hungry meglomaniacs. The REAL word gets lost in the translation of the theatre you produce.
Let me guess, now you're going to tell us we have no right to judge others?


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Well I will give the islam fanatics one thing above you. At least they follow their own holy book, not that it will save them from Hell. Oh, and can you please point out where any of us have flown a couple of planes into a building or blown ourselves up in a market?

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and this guy is just admitting that he enjoys incest with his daughters! what the freak are you guys on... if i was in the US i woudl report this page.. in fact i still might
Why, because he claims he's righteous like Lot? I'm suspecting demon infestation considering your perversions.

2 Peter 2:6-9 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:

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your messing? admitting domestic violence too? did you mummy never teach you its wrong to hit women? sheesh
Again what business is it of yours. It's our role to obey and submit to our husbands.


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I don't hate YOU. I hate the sin within you.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 01-03-2011, 07:36 AM

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 01-04-2011, 07:53 AM

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I'm bored with you freaks delete me now.
I sure hope you will be deleted. I take the word of god seriously and this is a blatant attack on what we real true god-fearing christians believe and follow. I absolutely love it when god comes inside of me and i feel his surging warmth filling me to the brim. sometimes it is all too much and i need to take a break, but i keep on coming and coming and, thankfully, god comes right back on me and sprays his heavenly nectar all over me, drenching me in his frothy sweetness. It makes me upset to realize all the whores and wrongdoers who don't want god to penetrate them with scripture and readings. I live to have god come inside of me, and i hope you will allow god, the reverands on this site, the members on this site, and myself to come inside you, rormungous. I pray that the holy spirit bends you backwards, plunges deep inside of you, stretches you wide open, and proceeds to demolish all of the demons that sully your tarnished soul.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 01-04-2011, 09:33 PM

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Feel free to call your local "kommisar" office and report us for following the Holy Bible to the letter, practicing Christianity exactly as God commands. See what it gets you.
kommisar? where do you think i am from? this is my new name btw... after you banned me for saying hello... unfair like
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I sure hope you will be deleted. I take the word of god seriously and this is a blatant attack on what we real true god-fearing christians believe and follow. I absolutely love it when god comes inside of me and i feel his surging warmth filling me to the brim. sometimes it is all too much and i need to take a break, but i keep on coming and coming and, thankfully, god comes right back on me and sprays his heavenly nectar all over me, drenching me in his frothy sweetness. It makes me upset to realize all the whores and wrongdoers who don't want god to penetrate them with scripture and readings. I live to have god come inside of me, and i hope you will allow god, the reverands on this site, the members on this site, and myself to come inside you, rormungous. I pray that the holy spirit bends you backwards, plunges deep inside of you, stretches you wide open, and proceeds to demolish all of the demons that sully your tarnished soul.
Do you think we were born yesterday boy?

Your post reeks of an all too familiar homeristic sarcasm that stains these Godly forums from homers like yourself.
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Exclamation Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 01-05-2011, 04:58 PM

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As a pastor, I can confirm this is all Scripturally sound. The Bible tells us that women are essentially our property, but thanks to all these liberals, feminazis, homosexuals, atheists, and other America-haters, women are looked upon as equal to men. That shows how far we have fallen!
OK, I couldn't even reach the second page of this..'discussion'. I personally think that you guys are so narrow-minded that anything that I will say to you will make any effect. Can't you see that women are an essential part of life? that's why 'god' created us as men and woman. how far we'ven fallen?!? Honestly, you repel me. You are so blinded that.. oh, why I'm I bothering in telling you this? just read. "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid".
So I guess you can't help being stupid, anyway I'll make an effort telling you this: please, please try to see beyond god and the bible and those things you believe in, and take a look at the hate and wars religions have created in the whole world. Wouldn't it be better if we just didn't attack anyone who doesn't believe in what we do? I mean, I don't believe in god but I used to when I was little. And I discovered that many christians 'attack' other religions or discredit them just because they are not what the bible or god says so. The same with homosexuals and women, for example. Can't they be what they are? In your view, God created them so they shouldn't be afraid to shout what they are, they shouldn't be judged for what they are.. and neither do you. so please, think twice before hurting other people with your words or comments.






P.s. who am I kidding?! piffle you all, bitches, someday you'll realise your 'god' doesn't exist and that time will be too, too late. I hope you react quickly :3.

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