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Albino Experiment "Just not working out,"
African Family Left in Confusing Situation

(AP Kenya) An experiment to determine if Albinos could become darker by living with negroes has not achieved the desired results yet, according to Kenyan geneticist Abhuhu Makkarakkum. 6 year old twins Whitey and Pinky Fishers of Leith, North Dakota, were sent to Kenya as a part of Dr. Makkarakkum's research project concerning the transfer of genetic traits in humans. Whitey and Pinky have been living with the Mwangi family, who have called the experiment "confusing" and "unfortunate."


"Whitey has eaten three of our cats," said Bindi Mwangi, whose husband left her after just three months of the experiment's commencement. "PInky likes to drink floor wax and although we've smacked her hand, she continues to imbibe." The Mwangi children have been diagnosed with depression. Said Bindi: "Our children stare at the twins but they never speak. Our eldest daughter became a Muslim against our wishes. She prays that Mohammed will curse the twins and make them black."


The Reverend Pat Robertson calls the experiment ungodly. "It is not normal for white children to live among the servant population. To even put forth an opinion that living with a darkie is going to make you one is about as ridiculous as thinking that if you attend my church, you'll be a Christian. It's going to take a lot more than that." But Lesbian minister Ugonata Likmegina has a different opinion: "I have a different opinion," she stated.


Dr. Makkarakkum is not perturbed: "I am not perturbed," he commented to a local reporter, adding "the children have already learned Kenyan Ebonics. Their skin tone is at least .00004 percent darker than it was at the beginning of the experiment."


The Mwangi family has asked a local court to send the twins back to Alabama where their parents live now and work as a church janitor and school teacher respectively. "I frankly don't want them back," said the father of the twins, Jack Ray Fishers. "I could take them or leave them, said Julie Rae Fishers, the twins' mother. "We have moved on and frankly I don't miss all the stares we get at the WalMart's. We had to leave North Dakota because of those brats. These kids have looked funny since birth and we're a very private family. We don't want the attention they bring. People at church look at us as if we've sinned.


The court is expected to rule September 30, 2016 on whether or not Dr. Makkarakkum must return the twins to their parents or if they can be placed in a home for special needs children.


"We're all for the home for special needs kids," the Fishers commented.