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burger Killing Cecil the Lion possibly the best thing ever to happen to lions? - 08-02-2015, 04:07 PM

If Cecil the lion had choked on a chicken bone and died, do you think the whole world would be crying about him? I doubt it. Lions die all the time.

Walter Palmer, the hunter, has actually SAVED lions from being killed. Hunting has even been suspended in Zimbabwe until they can get a better handle on how hunting works with conservation.

These facts are overlooked when people are crying about senseless killing.

You bleeding heart liberals should be PRAISING Walter Palmer (if you weren't all atheists)


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Default Re: Killing Cecil the Lion possibly the best thing ever to happen to lions? - 08-02-2015, 04:20 PM

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If Cecil the lion had choked on a chicken bone and died, do you think the whole world would be crying about him? I doubt it. Lions die all the time.

Walter Palmer, the hunter, has actually SAVED lions from being killed. Hunting has even been suspended in Zimbabwe until they can get a better handle on how hunting works with conservation.

These facts are overlooked when people are crying about senseless killing.

You bleeding heart liberals should be PRAISING Walter Palmer (if you weren't all atheists)
Its true, there may have been something positive that came out of this "senseless killing" (your words), but in no way should Palmer be praised. His intent was to kill, not to bring awareness to the blood sport of trophy hunting.


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Default Re: Killing Cecil the Lion possibly the best thing ever to happen to lions? - 08-03-2015, 02:55 AM

Senseless slaughter of animals is a form of praising Jesus, since it fulfills God's command to dominate nature in Genesis. If the liberals could have their way we would all be sodomizing each other and minding our own business instead of competitively capitalizing on these rapidly dwindling resources. Imagine if we allowed lions to go extinct without ever having hunted one. What a waste.


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Its true, there may have been something positive that came out of this "senseless killing" (your words), but in no way should Palmer be praised. His intent was to kill, not to bring awareness to the blood sport of trophy hunting.
Someone needs to take this sissy-boy out on safari! If subduing a grazing bull elephant with a rocket propelled grenade doesn't make a man of him, nothing will!
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Default Re: Killing Cecil the Lion possibly the best thing ever to happen to lions? - 08-03-2015, 08:55 AM

But why would Palmer hunt with a bow? Bow hunting is more or less a homosexual activity nowadays.
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But why would Palmer hunt with a bow? Bow hunting is more or less a homosexual activity nowadays.
Perhaps Dr. Palmer is so secure in his manliness that he chose the bow just to dare someone to say something about it so he could give them a Godly clobbering for questioning his sexuality?
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Perhaps Dr. Palmer is so secure in his manliness that he chose the bow just to dare someone to say something about it so he could give them a Godly clobbering for questioning his sexuality?
I doubt anyone would think Putin is a homosexual:



*Edit: If Putin is a homosexual I wouldn´t mind, to each his/her own.


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I doubt anyone would think Putin is a homosexual:



*Edit: If Putin is a homosexual I wouldn´t mind, to each his/her own.

Nobody in their right mind would call Brother Putin a homer. Just look at him! Sitting in a flimsy rubber raft, armed with nothing but a crossbow and preparing to take on both Leviathan and Behemoth singlehandedly. And all while braving the oceans that have seen bloodthirsty sharks consume dozens of lesser men this year.


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Default Re: Killing Cecil the Lion possibly the best thing ever to happen to lions? - 08-05-2015, 02:46 AM

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Nobody in their right mind would call Brother Putin a homer. Just look at him! Sitting in a flimsy rubber raft, armed with nothing but a crossbow and preparing to take on both Leviathan and Behemoth singlehandedly. And all while braving the oceans that have seen bloodthirsty sharks consume dozens of lesser men this year.

Brother Vladimir Putin is the finest President Russia has had since Peter the Great. He is manly and bold and will brook no nonsense from the lesser tribes in his area. Note his treatment of the dangerous Muslim Chechens, as an example. Brother Vladimir has slain most every beast that walks, swims or flies. He has doubtless killed many lions. In the face of the loud sissies who are complaining of the killing of the Cecil lion, Brother Vladimir will likely go on the hunt for a few more lion skins, as a rebuke to the complaining hair dressers and PETA members.


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