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More Italian homer-priest cowardice!
We all know that God hates Italy and that the greasy Eyetalians are sniveling cowards. Not only did their WW2 tanks have more reverse gears than forward gears, they even had a special automated flag-changer, so that they could fly the German flag or the Godly Star Spangled Banner, depending on who was around. If they weren't sure, because their eyes were swollen shut with crying, the system defaulted to the white flag of surrender. 
But I have wandered from the point. I apologize. All that was just to say that the Eyeties already make the French look like Arnie in The Terminator.
Latest news from the land of Momma-lurve is that there is a town so evil that a catlick priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter because he was too cowardly to actually go there.
If Satan exists!
What kind of a prayer group says that?
Popes in bulletproof automobiles, priests in helicopters - these catlicks must know just how much God hates them, or they would have no need for such precautions!
Proverbs 29:25 The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust in the Lord shall be safe.
Here is a picture of Castlemare de Stabbia:
See that mountain in the background? That's Vesuvius, the one that exploded and smothered the Godless Pompeians. About time for Our Lord to blow it up again, perhaps? Let's hope it happens before Rapture, so we can all enjoy the show.
YiC
Joanna
But I have wandered from the point. I apologize. All that was just to say that the Eyeties already make the French look like Arnie in The Terminator.
Latest news from the land of Momma-lurve is that there is a town so evil that a catlick priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter because he was too cowardly to actually go there.
A priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter to banish evil from an Italian seaside town said to be beset with social and moral decay.
Worshippers organised the airborne battle against evil after several churches were robbed and defiled in Castellammare di Stabia, near Naples.
The aerial benediction was carried out to bless and cleanse the town and the surrounding area. Locals say a series of incidents, including the desecration of graves, crosses placed upside down, thefts from churches and Madonnas thrown off cliffs, suggest the presence of devil worshippers.
“If Satan exists, he has taken control of Castellammare di Stabia. There was nothing left but to try the exorcist,” said a statement from the prayer group that called in the unnamed priest.
It is not yet clear whether the exorcism, which took place on 9 July, has had the desired effect.
Worshippers organised the airborne battle against evil after several churches were robbed and defiled in Castellammare di Stabia, near Naples.
The aerial benediction was carried out to bless and cleanse the town and the surrounding area. Locals say a series of incidents, including the desecration of graves, crosses placed upside down, thefts from churches and Madonnas thrown off cliffs, suggest the presence of devil worshippers.
“If Satan exists, he has taken control of Castellammare di Stabia. There was nothing left but to try the exorcist,” said a statement from the prayer group that called in the unnamed priest.
It is not yet clear whether the exorcism, which took place on 9 July, has had the desired effect.
What kind of a prayer group says that? Popes in bulletproof automobiles, priests in helicopters - these catlicks must know just how much God hates them, or they would have no need for such precautions!
Proverbs 29:25 The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust in the Lord shall be safe.
Here is a picture of Castlemare de Stabbia:
See that mountain in the background? That's Vesuvius, the one that exploded and smothered the Godless Pompeians. About time for Our Lord to blow it up again, perhaps? Let's hope it happens before Rapture, so we can all enjoy the show.
YiC
Joanna
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