[WilliamJenningsBryan]

With all the attention being paid to illegal aliens and other undesirables entering our God Fearing country with candidate Donald Trump, it's finally time to wake up and do something about the frostback Canadians crossing our borders, taking our jobs, smuggling Cuban cigars, and otherwise corrupting our country.

Much has been written here at Landover Baptist Church warning Americans about the cesspool country that lies on our open Northern borders:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8282
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39156
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8880

If it wasn't enough that these beer drinking, hockey playing, and queen worshiping socialists were left to suffer the demise that Jesus has planned for them, they insist on crossing the open borders to come to our country to escape their socialist health care system and promote their degeneracy in our own country. Just have a look at some of the miscreants that have been allowed citizenship in the Godly USA.

William "Captain Kirk" Shatner - actor promoting alien multiculturalism in "Star Trek"
Jim Carrey - another member of the Hellywood elite undermining our morals (and is not funny)
Pamela Anderson - Godless slut
Michael J. Fox - another Hellywood elite that Jesus has already struck with Parkinson's disease
Peter Jennings - LIEberal news anchor spreading socialism

Unlike the Mexicans who are easy to spot, these sinister canucks have put together their own training video in an attempt to go undetected amongst the general population. The only way to spot them is, no matter how hard they try, they can not completely eliminate their inbred tendency to say "Eh".

How To Be An American

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Two words, Brother, that sum up everything we need to know aboat Canadians:

Leonard. Cohen.

[Alvin Moss]

Thank you for this sobering report, Brother. I fear we have ignored this menace for far too long and it is time to rectify that situation.


I feel that, at this time, the best course would be to make the Canadians stay in Canada. There is not a decent Mexican food restaurant in the entire country and there's a lot of people running around up there speaking French. I can't think of a more dreadful environment. They have oil up there, so we will have to invade them eventually, but until we can get around to it, let's just lock them up in Canada.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

William "Captain Kirk" Shatner - actor promoting alien multiculturalism in "Star Trek"
Jim Carrey - another member of the Hellywood elite undermining our morals (and is not funny)
Pamela Anderson - Godless slut
Michael J. Fox - another Hellywood elite that Jesus has already struck with Parkinson's disease
Peter Jennings - LIEberal news anchor spreading socialism

The sad thing is that, unlike Mexico which is sending us rapists and drug dealers, the Canadians really are trying to send us their best people. The ones left behind are more boring and unfunny, if that is even possible.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

They have oil up there, so we will have to invade them eventually, but until we can get around to it, let's just lock them up in Canada.

Actually, if we can get Palin back in office in Alaska, I have this idea for sideways drilling that would pull the oil right out from under their stupid Canuckistani feet.

[Fred Hall]

Let's not forget Canada's worse export to the USA... Justin Beiber... spreading Canadian faggotry to our youth!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Fred Hall

Let's not forget Canada's worse export to the USA... Justin Beiber... spreading Canadian faggotry to our youth!

Justin Beiber is not a US citizen - he is living here on a visa, and despite having been convicted of DUI (along with speeding and driving without a license) we can't seem to deport him because of some decision our inept Supreme Court made.

You do bring up a good point Brother Hall, Justin Beiber (along with Yoko Ono) is a vile and contemptible human being and should never have been allowed into our country to begin with.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Two words, Brother, that sum up everything we need to know aboat Canadians:
Leonard. Cohen.

My goodness, I did not know Leonard Cohen is Canadian. No wonder he is so strange.

What we need is a giant fence between the godly U. S. and the godless Canada. We are building one between the U. S. and Catholic Mexico--let's do a northern version.

The insidious thing about Canadians is that they look like white, speak a version of English and sneak across the borders to steal the more beautiful U. S. women. While doing that, they introduce their godless culture and socialism. I agree about the border, shut're down.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Canadia is a terrible, liberal, lesbianistic influence on 'Merican children, an them Canadians will stop at nothing to destroy WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES and recruit innocent childs into the morally deceptuous Canadian Lifestyle.

Most upsetting of all, them Canadians preach that it's acceptable to have pride in a country that's NOT America, which be a dangerous message to youths in our country. Long past time we put them Canadians on notice and carpet bomb Toronto to let 'em know we serious and to stop instigatering trouble and interferitizin in American affairs.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams

...Long past time we put them Canadians on notice and carpet bomb Toronto...

Montreal says: Do you need directions?

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams

Canadians will stop at nothing to destroy WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES ...
(we should) carpet bomb Toronto

I agree that the immediate destruction of the Canadian capitol city would likely have a salubrious effect on the northern areas of the United States. In fact, we ought to bomb the Yankees into submission while we're at it.

[Prayer Warrior]

Scott Walker is considering adding a wall to Canada too http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0aec9f3538ee0 .

Much like how God spent almost the entire first week creating the Earth, and created the rest of the stars in a single day as more of an afterthough to help give humans light (Genesis 1 ). I think God probably created the entire Pacific ocean so that when the United States made Alaska a state, they'd be able to keep out illegal immigrants. The fish, massive amounts of water, etc. are just secondary bonuses. Is God unbelievable or what? No detail spared.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Justin Beiber is not a US citizen - he is living here on a visa, and despite having been convicted of DUI (along with speeding and driving without a license) we can't seem to deport him because of some decision our inept Supreme Court made.

You do bring up a good point Brother Hall, Justin Beiber (along with Yoko Ono) is a vile and contemptible human being and should never have been allowed into our country to begin with.

Obviously, Obama's permissive attitude toward illegal immigrants and failure to build a wall between the US and Canada is responsible for Justin Bieber's violent crime wave. Mr. Donald Trump (our next President) correctly pointed out that once foreigners cross the border into America, they become rapists. And according to Mr. Trump, people have been congratulating him and commending him on pointing that out and bringing up the issue of terrible violence by illegal aliens. Obama's liberal "social experiment" of allowing (and therefore inviting) foreigners into America should be added to his Body Count numbers, because it's so plainly obvious and so tragically avoidable!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Godly Pastor Zeke's powerful sermons along with the personal influences of our own Mayor Hold are beginning to enter Jesus' will into the national discourse. Presidential candidates are now beginning to talk about the menacing Canadian immigration problem.

Scott Walker: Voters have “very legitimate concerns” about Canadian border

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker ® says the United States needs to secure all its borders — and that includes reviewing security on the far-less-controversial northern border it shares with Canada, the longest border in the world at 5,525 miles.

Walker has long said that securing U.S. borders, especially the southern border with Mexico, is not only a deterrent to illegal immigration but also a way to ensure that terrorists and international criminals do not enter the country. During an interview on NBC News's "Meet the Press" that aired Sunday morning, Walker pointed out that the United States spends millions of dollars on security at airports and ports and that it "only makes sense" to also pay that level of attention to the borders, including the one with Canada.

Moderator Chuck Todd asked Walker whether he would support building a wall along the long northern border.

"Some people have asked us about that in New Hampshire," Walker responded. "They raised some very legitimate concerns, including some law enforcement folks that brought that up to me at one of our town hall meetings about a week and a half ago. So that's a legitimate issue for us to look at."

Walker added that securing the borders means not just building a wall but also ensuring that the "intelligence community has the ability for counterterrorism and the ability to go after the infrastructure they need to protect us."
….
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/p...an-border-too/

[Alvin Moss]

Many Americans are generally clueless about the Canadian menace. They think that Canadians are mainly failed plumbers who wear fur hats and drink copiously of vile, foamy, Moosehead beer.

In fact, Canada is a refuge for many undesirables that even Mexico will not admit to their godless country. Americans are justly concerned about illegal aliens from Mexico, who rival Negroes in their decreptitude and degeneracy. However, these concerned citizens are often unaware that the eastern regions of Canada are infested with Frenchmen, who would love to come to America, become Democrats and be supported by the government, all the while engaging in their Gallic perversions. South central Canada is home to millions of Ukrainians, them who oppose the civilizing efforts of Brother President Vladimir Putin of Russia. They are trying to get to North Dakota, mostly because they know no one else wants to live there. Southwest Canada is the headquarters for the marijuana smokers who are too radical even for godless California. They want to get in to ruin the youth with drugs. These Canadians present a clear and present danger.

If there is to be no wall built, we will have to have, at the very least, a heavy presence of artillery, that illegal Canadians may be discouraged. The bombing that has been mentioned previously, by myself and others, would be best, but the current administration is unlikely to make that effort, owing to possible political repercussions.

[Free Market Fred]

Well, sorry to say that I kinda hafta disagree a bit with the title of this thread. I don't think we ought to exactly close the Canadian border. Rather, what we gotta do is remove it.

Let me explain. Most of Canada is inhabited by good Christian white people, just like us. There are a few "people of color" like the Chinks in Vancouver and the Muslims in Toronto, but overall Canada is a nice lily-white US colony governed by my company's appointed viceroy, Stephen Harper. With a little help from our Diebold voting machines, we've kept Harper in power long as I can remember, and in turn he's kept oil from the Canuck tar sands flowing south. It's a win-win situation that makes everyone happy.

Everyone, that is, except the residents of Quebec, who speak French. As you all know, French is a dialect of Spanish spoken by homos. Like most homos, the Frenchie cheese-eating surrender monkeys are all liberals, and have been threatening to declare Quebec an independent country for quite some time.

Quite frankly, I think it's a damn good idea! Put all the liberals into Quebec, let them become independent, while the rest of Canada gets officially annexed by the USA. Once that happens, we don't gotta pay the Canucks for their oil, we can just take it.

There are a few problems, but I got my people working on 'em. For example, like the USA, Canada's got injuns, only they're called "Eskimos." In the beginning we tried to hire them to work in the tar sands pits, but they're really useless. They may look like beaners, but unlike Messicans the only work they know how to do is open the tab on a beer can.

Even worse, the Eskimos got together with Greenpeace and started protesting the loss of "their" land. Hah! But a bunch of them chained themselves to trees and bulldozers, went on a hunger strike, and that caused some bad publicity for us in the liberal media. We even had to invade some pissant country (Afghanistan, I think) for awhile just to keep the news media distracted from what was going on up north.

In the end, we found a long-term solution - unlimited free firewater included with the Eskimos' food stamps! Ever since we implemented that policy, we haven't heard much from them.


Free refreshments for uppity Eskimos

Meanwhile, we've been working to improve environmental conditions in the tar pits. The area used to be covered by impenetrable forests, and every summer they had forest fires. That means lots of smoke, which is why Godly Ronald Reagan once said, "trees cause pollution." Fortunately, that's a problem that we can fix.


Preventing forest fires

Plus we've built a whole new bustling community in tar country, Fort McMurray. It's a great place, with high wages and little to spend it on except crack, plus slot machines at the ever popular casino operated by my company.

So to conclude: we oughta erase the Canadian border, put an electrified fence around Quebec to keep the uppity frogs penned up, and turn the Arctic into a paradise for motocross sports. What's not to like?


Fort McMurray, dirt biking capital of the Arctic!

[Alvin Moss]

Brother Fred, I find your testimony and forward thinking to be as uplifting as always. I agree with most of your suggestions. We agree that a wall should be built around Quebec, with armed guards and dogs at the very least. However, the uncontrolled presence of the rest of the Canadians will continue to be a menace. If not contained, the Ukrainians and the western hippies will drift south. Also, as you mentioned, Eskimos resemble illegal Mexican aliens, so they would fit right in. Many Canadians are already well disguised as Americans, as long as they don't speak, or if they only speak in North Dakota. We think we have a problem with Mexicans now. Just imagine what it would be like if all those Canadians came south.

All of western Canada should be part of America and it would be if not for the godless English. It is just the Canadians we have to worry about. It grieves me to say it, but I think we may be looking at Canadian genocide to make it all work. It's too bad, really, because some of those godless wretches could have been saved.

[eggcake]

How unfortunate it is that you must deal with this. In New Zealand, we only have to deal with people coming over in boats. Our neighbouring country's navy deals with this

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by eggcake

...Our neighbouring country's navy deals with this

So you're freeloading on the efforts of the glorious Royal Australian Navy?

[eggcake]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So you're freeloading on the efforts of the glorious Royal Australian Navy?

Yes.
The current foolish leaders of this country refuse to give us a decent millitary.
We are in huge danger of invasion