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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:29 AM

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I use this username so I can read and post without you being judgemental as you are so prone to be. I mean, why do you hate us? We do not follow Satan, we do not even believe in him! We only believe in the Goddess and the God and the many pantheons depending on what type of Wicca/Paganism you folow. We believe that giving evil a name is giving it power. Also, you killed over 9 million of us during the Burning Times when you had no right. We are forbbiden from using magic to hurt other people, it goes against our greates law: "If it harm none, Do what ye will".
9 million? What's your reference on that? Do you claim that there were millions of Wiccans in ages gone by? It'd be very interesting to hear a bit of your long and rich cultural heritage.

And "had no right"? What part of GOD'S LAW don't you understand?

THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE. There's not much wiggle room, is there?
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:30 AM

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I am wiccan and may I say that you people make me sick. How could you hate all of us if you are christians. Are Chrisians not supposed to love everyone. I am saddened by the misinformation you have been fed and I hope you get it right in the next life.
Where on earth did you come up with the notion that we True Christians™ are commanded to "love everyone"? Do you imagine that Jesus loves everyone? Please show me in the Holy Bible where it says that.

Jesus is not some hippie. Stop spreading lies about our Lord.

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:34 AM

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I use this username so I can read and post without you being judgemental as you are so prone to be. I mean, why do you hate us? We do not follow Satan, we do not even believe in him! We only believe in the Goddess and the God and the many pantheons depending on what type of Wicca/Paganism you folow. We believe that giving evil a name is giving it power. Also, you killed over 9 million of us during the Burning Times when you had no right. We are forbbiden from using magic to hurt other people, it goes against our greates law: "If it harm none, Do what ye will".
9 million?
Pure rubbish, I'd like to see some statistics that we truly did such a marvelous job.
According to REAL statistics: (not those you make up!)
We only killed a few thousands world-wide, sadly.

But don't worry, Jesus will kill all heathens when He returns.
There will be nowhere you can hide from Him, and your corpses will cover the whole earth!
GLORY!!

And the slain of the LORD shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth:
They shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground.
Jeremiah 25:33

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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:39 AM

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Also, you killed over 9 million of us during the Burning Times when you had no right.
There have never been 9 million wiccans, not even now. Wicca was started by Gerald Gardner in 1954. Just like Joseph Smith, he founded a religion based on books no one but him ever saw. First of all, most pagan(supposedly nature based) religions had an oral tradition, not comitting anything to writing.

Before you go running your mouth, I'd suggest you actually read about your so-called 'religion'. Real pagans call wiccans playgans.

How many times have you seen The Craft by the way?


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:44 AM

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You cannot deny the Burning Times, they are recorded in history
Remeber, burning us at the stake, throwing us in a lake tied to a rock
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:49 AM

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You cannot deny the Burning Times, they are recorded in history
Remeber, burning us at the stake, throwing us in a lake tied to a rock
Who is this 'us' you're talking about. I've heard historical references to the burning times, but there were no wiccans there.

Also the burning times were associated to the Romans, and they certainly didn't act like the cathylick's. The two methods of killing you've described there didn't come about until the middle ages, and was done by the cathylick church. Pick up a freaking book every once in a while. Start with the KJV1611 bible.


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:53 AM

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Come on!
You cannot deny the Burning Times, they are recorded in history
Remeber, burning us at the stake, throwing us in a lake tied to a rock
<------Never coming back, moved on to the next life
So what you're saying is, "No, I have no actual historic references. I read Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff, and now I'm an expert on ancient history AND all religions!"

Does that about sum it up, kid?
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 06:56 AM

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Come on!
You cannot deny the Burning Times, they are recorded in history
Remeber, burning us at the stake, throwing us in a lake tied to a rock
There are numerous theories concerning witches and witch hunts, the most recent being ergotism.

A more thorough examination of witch-hunts can be found at:

http://departments.kings.edu/womens_...h/worigin.html

Be sure to do the simulated witch-hunt (circa Germany 1628) at the bottom of the page. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can easily avoid being burned at the stake or having their head chopped off.


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-24-2007, 02:05 AM

I use this username so I can read and post without you being judgemental as you are so prone to be.
In other words, you do not have the moral strength to stand by your beliefs, so you resort to posting under false pretences and deliberately deluding others.
I mean, why do you hate us?
Because God tells us to.
We do not follow Satan, we do not even believe in him!
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Devil-worshippers are liars. 'Nuff said.
We only believe in the Goddess and the God and the many pantheons depending on what type of Wicca/Paganism you folow.
And those who follow other pantheons? Do those pantheons exist? If not, your fellow playgans are deluded. If they do, then why aren't you worshipping them?
We believe that giving evil a name is giving it power.
Do you believe that if you clap your hands and say "I believe in fairies" enough then that makes it true?
Also, you killed over 9 million of us during the Burning Times when you had no right.
Sources? Not even the Jews try to get away with lying that blatantly.
We are forbbiden from using magic to hurt other people, it goes against our greates law: "If it harm none, Do what ye will".
And any use of magic for any purposes whatsoever goes against God's Law.
For your information I have read the Bible through.
So you'll be aware of what God has to say about your kind, then?


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For all of those who doubted that the demonic stories in those "Harry Potter" stories were real, THIS should prove convincingly that they are. That some Hellywood joos have decided to force sorcery on America is not too surprising.


All of this brought to us by a town who's school sports teams are called "The Cornjerkers". They even have "The Lady Cornjerkers".

Jesus truly is sickened by this perverted display of God-mockery.
Well Praise Jesus, I have un update for you all and its GOOD NEWS! Thanks to all of your prayers, Jesus has seen fit to drive these witches from town! The entire story is HERE.

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Witch School Closed by Jesus!

It’s caused a stir since it first moved into town, now the Witch School in Downtown Hoopeston is saying goodbye.

Owners of the school said they have felt “discriminated against” since the school first opened in 2003 and that led to the decision to leave.

Ed Hubbard said when he opened the Witch School more than three years ago he thought it would be great for the city of Hoopeston.

“When we opened our doors we got nationwide attention,” Hubbard said. “We brought in 400 visitors.”

He said bringing in tourists and money was never a problem. It was the way they and their visitors were received that led to their final decision to leave.

“They get flak personally. I actually had an employee quit on me several times here because their family members said you shouldn’t work for the witches,” Hubbard added.

There are a number of people in town who want to see the school gone. But several people we talked with said they have every right to set up shop in their town.

“I think they have every right to be here, as much as anyone else,” said postal worker, Rita Carter. “They have been wonderful for the community. They’ve had some good ideas and some good economic ideas.”

Hubbard says they have had several offers from other cities to move the business there and as they close up for good here in Hoopeston he hopes something is learned.

“I’m very sorry this happened this way. I hope other businesses find it friendlier coming in here and I hope maybe this will open the eyes of city council members.”

The Witch School will still operate over the internet.

Hubbard said that part of the business is continuing to grow.
Oh boo hoo. The poor little witches feel all discriminated against.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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