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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-03-2007, 03:24 PM

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Right, 'cause, you know, none of the TC's here have ever pirated anything. Not music, not movies, not software.

Correct. What of it? Have you taken to imitating that other tard who used to put that sarcasm sign after every sentence for no apparent reason?
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Excuse me! I'm going to be a vet, I'm a vegtetarian, I love animals and value their lives more than I do those of humans (with a few exceptions)! I am so pro-animal rights it makes you twisted fundies sick! If I could track down and brutally murder every single human being on this planet that has mistreated an animal, you can bet your a$$ I would!! Don't you dare imply that I have every hurt an animal, and don't you even try to drag Paganism and Witchcraft through the mud with that ridiculous "animal sacrifice" bullsh*t! Yeah, there are some Pagan religions where it used to be considered as a viable way to please the Gods, but those old ways are no longer practiced. And I seem to recall there being something in Christianity about sacrificing animals, so don't you try to be all high and mighty.

Yeah, we all know that real pagans sacrifice animals, and no-one here would ever dream of accusing you of being a real pagan. And I'll have you know that Jesus, the Lamb of God Himself, died for three days just so we wouldn't have to sacrifice animals anymore. Have you died for three days in the service of animal rights? No, so shut up. If you want to pick on someone, try Hellthing: she eats veal and pays people to skin animals.
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Exodus 29:39-43 (King James Version)

39The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even:

40And with the one lamb a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth part of an hin of beaten oil; and the fourth part of an hin of wine for a drink offering.

41And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

42This shall be a continual burnt offering throughout your generations at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation before the LORD: where I will meet you, to speak there unto thee.

Leviticus 23:19 (King James Version)

19Then ye shall sacrifice one kid of the goats for a sin offering, and two lambs of the first year for a sacrifice of peace offerings.

Numbers 7:17 (King James Version)

17And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Nahshon the son of Amminadab.


Leviticus 4:35 (King James Version)

35And he shall take away all the fat thereof, as the fat of the lamb is taken away from the sacrifice of the peace offerings; and the priest shall burn them upon the altar, according to the offerings made by fire unto the LORD: and the priest shall make an atonement for his sin that he hath committed, and it shall be forgiven him.

Numbers 28:19 (King James Version)

19But ye shall offer a sacrifice made by fire for a burnt offering unto the LORD; two young bullocks, and one ram, and seven lambs of the first year: they shall be unto you without blemish:

1 Chronicles 29:21 (King James Version)

21And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that day, even a thousand bullocks, a thousand rams, and a thousand lambs, with their drink offerings, and sacrifices in abundance for all Israel:


The only people who sacrifice animals today are sick, sick people who want to ruffle feathers.

Yes, as I have explained, animal sacrifice is unecessary now that we can all bathe in Christ's blood.

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There's nothing perverted about Paganism, nothing whatsoever.
Friend, consider: Catholicism is based in paganism, and everyone knows that Catlicker priests like sodomising small boys. So reality disproves your statement.


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-03-2007, 03:26 PM

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Well, look what the (black) cat dragged in. Are you out on bail for stealing Christian babies?
I'm not sure. Suddenly I was out. Perhaps someone made a mistake? Are there glitches in the software?
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-03-2007, 03:37 PM

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Excuse me! I'm going to be a vet, I'm a vegtetarian, I love animals and value their lives more than I do those of humans (with a few exceptions)! I am so pro-animal rights it makes you twisted fundies sick! If I could track down and brutally murder every single human being on this planet that has mistreated an animal, you can bet your a$$ I would!! Don't you dare imply that I have every hurt an animal, and don't you even try to drag Paganism and Witchcraft through the mud with that ridiculous "animal sacrifice" bullsh*t! Yeah, there are some Pagan religions where it used to be considered as a viable way to please the Gods, but those old ways are no longer practiced. And I seem to recall there being something in Christianity about sacrificing animals, so don't you try to be all high and mighty
Blah blah blah..
Better get right with Jesus, girl.
This silly streak of paganism you got going on.. better believe it ends the 12th!
You're going to be Saved through childbearing, as the Holy KJV1611 says. (1 Timothy 2:15)

As for us Christians..
We need no longer sacrifice animals for our sins, as we've had ONE perfect sacrifice for them; Jesus, who'm temporarily DIED for us. (Hebrews 10:6-10)
Our past sins are washed away by His blood, and by abiding in Him we can no longer sin. (1 John 3:5-6)


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 03:03 AM

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Correct. What of it? Have you taken to imitating that other tard who used to put that sarcasm sign after every sentence for no apparent reason?
No, that was meant to imply that I was sarcastic in that post. I know that there are pirates among you, even if you won't admit to it!

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Yeah, we all know that real pagans sacrifice animals They do not! Not every Pagan religion condones living sacrifices (human or animal). Granted there are some, and granted that there used to be a lot more, but you'll have a hard time finding a modern-day Pagan (who doesn't live in a Third-World country) who sacrifices humans and/or animals., and no-one here would ever dream of accusing you of being a real pagan. And I'll have you know that Jesus, the Lamb of God Himself, died for three days just so we wouldn't have to sacrifice animals anymore. Have you died for three days in the service of animal rights? No, so shut up. No, but I have fasted for Animal Rights. If you want to pick on someone, try Hellthing: she eats veal and pays people to skin animals.

I know she's a carnivore, and so are you. I won't tell someone to stop eating meat because I think it's wrong, but I certainly won't tell someone it's okay to abuse or sacrifice animals either.

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Friend, consider: Catholicism is based in paganism, and everyone knows that Catlicker priests like sodomising small boys. So reality disproves your statement.

Every branch of Christianity is based on Paganism, but that doesn't mean that Pagans are small-minded bigoted idiots. There are bad people of every race, sexual orientation, gender, religion, nationality, and heritage; you can't point to any specific group and say that every member thereof is a bad person in some way.

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Blah blah blah..
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Better get right with Jesus, girl.
This silly streak of paganism you got going on.. better believe it ends the 12th!
You're going to be Saved through childbearing, as the Holy KJV1611 says. (1 Timothy 2:15)
So a date's been picked then?! *Excited* Excellent!! The 12th works so perfectly.

Now, about this... Lunadea idiot person-thing... She's lying about Paganism. And I don't like her. Is there something that you True Christians can... do... to her while she's in rehab/quarantine?


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 03:51 AM

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Not how to dance naked in the dark, Mr Bobby-Joe, sir. That does not require special study. How to make the best poisons and cast spells are important parts of the curriculum. And of course there is nothing about butchering babies and fornicating with goats. That would be against the law!
So . . . it's OK to poison people now? Where is this, exactly? (Ladies, be sure that Undie taste-tests anything Lunadea brings to the pot-lucks)
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No, that was meant to imply that I was sarcastic in that post. I know that there are pirates among you, even if you won't admit to it!

There are no butt-pirate TCs, Miss Undies!
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I know she's a carnivore, and so are you. I won't tell someone to stop eating meat because I think it's wrong, but I certainly won't tell someone it's okay to abuse or sacrifice animals either.

So it's OK to sacrifice animals to eat, but not to your heathen gods?
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Every branch of Christianity is based on Paganism, but that doesn't mean that Pagans are small-minded bigoted idiots.

Actually, only Catholicism is based on Paganism. Baptists predate Catholics.
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Now, about this... Lunadea idiot person-thing... She's lying about Paganism. And I don't like her. Is there something that you True Christians can... do... to her while she's in rehab/quarantine?
Actually, she seems to be the first HONEST pagan we've seen here. She at least acknowledges that neo-paganism and Wicker are founded on cruelties even more heinous than those in Judaism!

But nobody has explained exactly why it is that Wickers and neo-pagans think they don't have to follow the "old ways" anymore. Got any reasons, Undies?
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 03:54 AM

Hmm, I'm not sure Lunadea is Pagan or a girl.....there is definitely something weird about him/her.



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Hmm, I'm not sure Lunadea is Pagan or a girl.....there is definitely something weird about him/her.
Pot, meet kettle.


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That's not what I meant and you know it! I was talking about people who pirate music, movies, programs, etc.

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So it's OK to sacrifice animals to eat, but not to your heathen gods?
I don't think either is right, but when animals die to feed people, there's at least a purpose (although we've advanced to the point where we don't need to kill to eat and survive).

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Actually, only Catholicism is based on Paganism. Baptists predate Catholics.

And Pagans predate Baptists.


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Actually, she seems to be the first HONEST pagan we've seen here. She at least acknowledges that neo-paganism and Wicker are founded on cruelties even more heinous than those in Judaism!
I don't know what the child's religious affiliation is, aside from "Harry Potterism", but I'm fairly sure that she isn't Pagan.

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But nobody has explained exactly why it is that Wickers and neo-pagans think they don't have to follow the "old ways" anymore. Got any reasons, Undies?
Because we know of other ways of showing respect for our Gods.

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Hmm, I'm not sure Lunadea is Pagan or a girl.....there is definitely something weird about him/her.
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And Pagans predate Baptists.
And God predates pagans. You'd think the flood would have taught you people a lesson. Our line goes all the way back to the beginning. You can't say the same thing.


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 04:38 AM

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Har de har. Hilarious. Bravo. Encore!

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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 06:20 PM

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That was rather mean of Alie. No cookie for you!
Aww, Alie's sorry, Rachael! Alie didn't mean to hurt Rachael's feelings.


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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-05-2007, 10:37 PM

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Why must this nation keep turning it's back to God?
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I don't think either is right, but when animals die to feed people, there's at least a purpose (although we've advanced to the point where we don't need to kill to eat and survive).


Sooooo . . . you believe that feeding yourself is more important than your gods? Interesting. Pagans put themselves above their gods. Agreed to the tenth power!


Because we know of other ways of showing respect for our Gods.


Who taught you these "other ways" (other than animal/human sacrifice, as Pagans used to do)? Did someone find them inscribed on golden tablets in the woods somewhere?
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-22-2007, 03:59 AM

whare did you get this info? I heard nothing on the news or anywhare else ?
Where did you get this info? are you sure your resources are reliable? Because if it is then it scary and gross and I will not be one watching it
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For all of those who doubted that the demonic stories in those "Harry Potter" stories were real, THIS should prove convincingly that they are. That some Hellywood joos have decided to force sorcery on America is not too surprising.



All of this brought to us by a town who's school sports teams are called "The Cornjerkers". They even have "The Lady Cornjerkers".

Jesus truly is sickened by this perverted display of God-mockery.
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whare did you get this info? I heard nothing on the news or anywhare else ?
Where did you get this info? are you sure your resources are reliable? Because if it is then it scary and gross and I will not be one watching it
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:12 AM

I am wiccan and may I say that you people make me sick. How could you hate all of us if you are christians. Are Chrisians not supposed to love everyone. I am saddened by the misinformation you have been fed and I hope you get it right in the next life.
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I am wiccan and may I say that you people make me sick. How could you hate all of us if you are christians. Are Chrisians not supposed to love everyone. I am saddened by the misinformation you have been fed and I hope you get it right in the next life.
How dare you call the Bible "misinformation"! Especially when you call yourself "Brother" Mell, leading us to believe that you might be a new and welcome convert!


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I am wiccan and may I say that you people make me sick. How could you hate all of us if you are christians. Are Chrisians not supposed to love everyone. I am saddened by the misinformation you have been fed and I hope you get it right in the next life.
Have you ever read a book called Holy Bible? It's a special book, written by GOD! (It's the top-selling book of ALL TIME, far more popular than anything from Llewellyn!)

You see, once upon a time, God made the earth, and plants, and water, and sun, and stars, and animals. Then he made people.

In order to keep the people on the straight and narrow (after that whole "oral contract, He said/she said" in the Garden of Eden debacle), He decided to put all His laws into writing.

One of His most ancient rules? "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

How exactly does that translate, in your witchcraft-addled mind, to "Thou shalt love witches"?

Are you a fan of Silverbunny Ravenfluff? We had one of her fans here recently, who also had no clue what Christianity was, or anything the Bible said. She got all mad at us too, instead of just reading the Bible to figure out whether we were saying the Truth or not.

You see, we're only here to share the Truth about what God says about Himself in His Word. We share the WHOLE King James Bible, not just the happy, fairy-tale, happy-ever-after bits your Mom and Pastor Feelgood used to tell you!

If you don't like the Bible, I suggest you take it up with God. He wrote it, we're just telling what it says!
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:25 AM

I use this username so I can read and post without you being judgemental as you are so prone to be. I mean, why do you hate us? We do not follow Satan, we do not even believe in him! We only believe in the Goddess and the God and the many pantheons depending on what type of Wicca/Paganism you folow. We believe that giving evil a name is giving it power. Also, you killed over 9 million of us during the Burning Times when you had no right. We are forbbiden from using magic to hurt other people, it goes against our greates law: "If it harm none, Do what ye will".
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Default Re: School for Witches to be Featured on TV! - 02-23-2007, 03:28 AM

For your information I have read the Bible through.
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