[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

Pastor Pistle thats brown grain rice you're looking at! Doesn't your wife feed you rice?

Sadly, Mrs. Pistle fell out of an apple tree into a woodchipper some years ago. I am still devastated . But the apples on that tree have been a LOT better since then.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Balderdash. Makes me hungry just looking at it.

I thought you tree-hugging Wickers only ate vegetables and babies. Are you sure that's not a Baby Rump Roast?

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Sadly, Mrs. Pistle fell out of an apple tree into a woodchipper some years ago. I am still devastated . But the apples on that tree have been a LOT better since then.

That's too bad. (She didn't err...ever look a bit snake-like did she?) Don't worry I'll make up some nice vegetarian dishes and send them right over, make you feel right at home!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

That's too bad. (She didn't err...ever look a bit snake-like did she?) Don't worry I'll make up some nice vegetarian dishes and send them right over, make you feel right at home!

nice vegetarian dishes

Baaaaahaaaaaa don't be ridiculous!!

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

THIS story just burns my bottom. I want to know how these camel-loving sand nigras can get away with such blatant racism! Where is the ACLU NOW!? Oh, I forgot. When Christians are persecuted, that's perfectly fine.



This is just one more example of why Jesus hates the satanic mudslimes.

You call these people racist? Take a good look at yourself, You hate muslims (maybe that's why they refuse service to you, wow this changes everything doesn't it!?) You think women are inferior to yourself, You hate black people and call them racial names, You call Atheist monkey worshippers, you hate jews when they did nothing to you. (Who does that remined me of?) You call these people racist? You don't understand that your religion has blinded you to see the good in others. You foucus on thier mistakes rather than thier achivments. Still I can even find good in this site and you people. In one thread somewhere in here you say you hacked over 300 porn sites. That is a good thing you have done and I thank you for it. But still, You call these people racist when you are infact racist your self. And that is why religion is tearing this world apart.

[guitardude441]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

You call these people racist? Take a good look at yourself, You hate muslims (maybe that's why they refuse service to you, wow this changes everything doesn't it!?) You think women are inferior to yourself, You hate black people and call them racial names, You call Atheist monkey worshippers, you hate jews when they did nothing to you. (Who does that remined me of?) You call these people racist? You don't understand that your religion has blinded you to see the good in others. You foucus on thier mistakes rather than thier achivments. Still I can even find good in this site and you people. In one thread somewhere in here you say you hacked over 300 porn sites. That is a good thing you have done and I thank you for it. But still, You call these people racist when you are infact racist your self. And that is why religion is tearing this world apart.

i know all these people are dumb asses!! makes me want to hurl with laughter

[Youth Pastor Marty]

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist. 8 Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward. 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. 10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

We are commanded by God not to associate, help, aid or abet terrorist Muslims, because they profess that Jesus was a mere prophet, have relations with livestock and blow up anything they can.

Genesis 3:6 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Blame Eve for your complaints about women.

Genesis 9:20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Canaan, the father of the Canaanites (modern day Negroes) was cursed because his father Ham spied on Noah's tallywacker in a tent. It is God's punishment on the Canaanites for all eternity to be the servants of servants.

You are now educated on these topics. If you refuse to accept it, then enjoy being slow turn roasted in Satan's George Foreman Grill!

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Originally Posted by guitardude441

i know all these people are dumb asses!! makes me want to hurl with laughter

Laugh all you want now homer, because Jesus hurls vomit every time He remembers creating you!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Lone Puppy and guitarwanker,

You want to read about racism? Take a look at the koran. Their only purpose in life is to kill Christians, steal what is theirs, and rape their wives and daughters. And for this, they'll be rewarded with virgins and camels in paradise. You really should learn to point those fingers in the right direction. I'll tell you how..... Walk over to a mirror, and point at it. Where the finger of that reflection points, is in the general direction it should be pointed at...

No one asked you here to spout your hate and rancor. You are only here at the sufferance of the pastors and moderators. Do I want to listen to how you mastrubate to pictures in national geographic, or how you have everyone that doesn't act like you? No I don't. If you wish to spread hate and lies, then please do it elsewhere.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

You call these people racist? Take a good look at yourself, You hate muslims (maybe that's why they refuse service to you, wow this changes everything doesn't it!?) You think women are inferior to yourself, You hate black people and call them racial names, You call Atheist monkey worshippers, you hate jews when they did nothing to you. (Who does that remined me of?) You call these people racist? You don't understand that your religion has blinded you to see the good in others. You foucus on thier mistakes rather than thier achivments. Still I can even find good in this site and you people. In one thread somewhere in here you say you hacked over 300 porn sites. That is a good thing you have done and I thank you for it. But still, You call these people racist when you are infact racist your self. And that is why religion is tearing this world apart.

Son, your argument is with God, not us. We are but humble True Christians™ who follow God's Word in the Holy Bible literally, as He commands. Did you think that Jesus wants to throw a pink tea party for perverts and heathens who spit on Him?

No, what is "tearing this world apart" is satan, who works through hook-nosed joos and pie-stealing nigras and camel-raping terrorists and yes, sodomites like you. If you knew my friend Jesus, you would be singing a different tune.

[Talitha]

PRAISE-HIM Brothers and Sisters.
It took time for sense to prevail, but those Mooslimbs have been given a firm Kick in the Butt by the Christian people of Minnesota ................

On an 11-0 vote Monday, Metropolitan Airports Commission (MAC) members voted to crack down on drivers refusing service, making Minnesota the first place in the country to decide how to treat Muslim cabbies who decline to transport alcohol- toting riders on religious grounds.
Starting May 11, any airport taxi drivers who refuse riders will face 30-day suspensions. Drivers will have their licenses revoked two years for a second offense.

Full Story Here.

[Warrior in Christ]

God Bless America Sister!

It's about time some Godly Americans showed those heathen mudslimes what this country is really about! Refusing to serve some obviously superior white-skinned alcohol drinkers on the basis that they're not brown and actually enjoy the things God and bacardi has made for us is just stupid and blasphemous.