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Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
03-31-2017, 07:16 PM
North Korea is to China as California is to America. It is the destination of every lunatic on the continent. Like California, it is run by Democrats who do not have a firm grasp on reality. Sadly, it seems that it has always been like that in Korea, while it is only since the invention of Hollywood that California has descended into chaos.
Recently the situation in Korea has become more acute. The new king of that country is Kim Jong Un and he is becoming a greater and greater menace. This progression seems to be influenced by the fact that no one takes him seriously. He is very much like the king of California, Jerry Brown, in that respect. This condition is made worse by the fact that King Kim is short, fat and ugly and suffers from the conditions normally associated with those diseases.
Unlike Governor Jerry Brown, who is isolated west of the mountains in California, Mr. Kim is armed with nuclear weapons. As he sinks into madness, he is becoming a threat to America and our allies.
Naturally, the government of President Donald Trump is making plans for the atomic destruction of North Korea and rightfully so. However, I think we should give this dunce one more chance.
Let us pray that Mr. Kim will lose weight, so as to be less unsightly. Let us pray that Mr. Kim will grow to a normal height, so as to suppress his short man syndrome. Let us pray that he will look more like Brad Pitt with squinty eyes, that he is not so loathsome to view. In this manner, the Lord Himself may spare North Korea from destruction.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
03-31-2017, 07:33 PM
How can he be king? Kim is a girls name. Is he one of those genderflushed otherqueer transgenitals?
Edit: Wait. Which ones are the men who pretend to be women? Are those the transgenitaled or transtesticled? I can never keep their perversions straight.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
03-31-2017, 08:49 PM
Heavenly Father, I pray that the king of Korea obtains a legal name change to something befitting a man, that he grow at least a foot, and that he find a decent barber, or that she renounce her butchdykedom, grow out her hair, and become a proper queen, whichever his or her case may be.
Amen.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
03-31-2017, 09:05 PM
Before taking the time to pray, may I ask a question? On the assumption that Kim is buying his (or her) nukes from us - not that I know this for sure, it's just something I overheard by accident when taking in the coffee and I probably misunderstood - could we not just sell him (or her) faulty ones?
I don't like to mention this to my husband as it is not my place to question his business decisions. But if it seems like a good idea, maybe one of the Brethren could have a word.
YiC
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
03-31-2017, 09:15 PM
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Heavenly Father, I pray that the king of Korea obtains a legal name change to something befitting a man, that he grow at least a foot...
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Sirry American!
He arready have two feet! How you think he walk?
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
04-01-2017, 05:48 AM
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Sirry American!
He arready have two feet! How you think he walk?
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Re: Please Pray For Kim Jong Un: Short, Fat, Ugly- He Needs Help -
04-01-2017, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
North Korea is to China as California is to America. It is the destination of every lunatic on the continent. Like California, it is run by Democrats who do not have a firm grasp on reality. Sadly, it seems that it has always been like that in Korea, while it is only since the invention of Hollywood that California has descended into chaos.
Recently the situation in Korea has become more acute. The new king of that country is Kim Jong Un and he is becoming a greater and greater menace. This progression seems to be influenced by the fact that no one takes him seriously. He is very much like the king of California, Jerry Brown, in that respect. This condition is made worse by the fact that King Kim is short, fat and ugly and suffers from the conditions normally associated with those diseases.
Unlike Governor Jerry Brown, who is isolated west of the mountains in California, Mr. Kim is armed with nuclear weapons. As he sinks into madness, he is becoming a threat to America and our allies.
Naturally, the government of President Donald Trump is making plans for the atomic destruction of North Korea and rightfully so. However, I think we should give this dunce one more chance.
Let us pray that Mr. Kim will lose weight, so as to be less unsightly. Let us pray that Mr. Kim will grow to a normal height, so as to suppress his short man syndrome. Let us pray that he will look more like Brad Pitt with squinty eyes, that he is not so loathsome to view. In this manner, the Lord Himself may spare North Korea from destruction.
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Dear Brother in Jesus,
I can't count the number of times I've prayed for the king of North Korea and all the chinamen living there under his ruler. I know Jesus has answered my prayers, for He says in His Word that He does (Matthew 7:7). I wonder if His answer is simply, "No." Could it be that the Lord wants Mr. Kim to be a fat, ugly, short, impotent waste of flesh? It is with those kinds of people that the fires of Hell will be stoked - so perhaps God needs Kim to ensure the continued punishment of others who are not as meaty. I don't claim to know the answer, but I will pray again today as Brother James and I travel to Rio to Club 117 as our mission to South America continues.
Please COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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