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Default Dismembering Husband - Don't Rush to Judge - 03-06-2007, 02:01 AM

I know many of you folks have heard about the husband who chopped up his wife in Michigan. But I want to caution you to hold off on judging Stephen Grant until we find more out about his wife's trips abroad. It seems that Mr Grant may have suspected his wife, Tara of cheating on him (at least that's why many spouses complain about business trips).

Anyway, the reason I warn you not to judge Stephen's actions is that if his wife was committing adultery, our Holy Bible prescribes that he chop her up. So you see, rather than being a murderer, Mr. Grant may just be guilty of being a good Christian. I will post a few passages below for those false Christians who don't understand my message, but it would be best if you folks would read Ezekiel 23. Elmer C.

And Aholah played the harlot when she was mine; and she doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians her neighbours,

And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword:

Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.


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Default Re: Dismembering Husband - Don't Rush to Judge - 03-06-2007, 03:55 AM

amen, brother. if she was unfaithful, the question then is did he torture her enough? was it a quick death, or did he make her aware of why he was killing her?
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Default Re: Dismembering Husband - Don't Rush to Judge - 03-06-2007, 03:45 PM

I feel ashamed for thinking the worst of Brother Grant. Not only that, but I understand from Brother Eno that he was currently enrolled in Landover's "Family Values" correspondence course, so I think we can safely assume that the adulterous wife got what the Lord would mete out to her.


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Default Re: Dismembering Husband - Don't Rush to Judge - 03-06-2007, 04:21 PM

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I feel ashamed for thinking the worst of Brother Grant. Not only that, but I understand from Brother Eno that he was currently enrolled in Landover's "Family Values" correspondence course, so I think we can safely assume that the adulterous wife got what the Lord would mete out to her.
Good point Brother Lee. this underscours why we good and true Christians need to keep an open mind with people and not be so hasty to rush to judgement. Brother Grant was really just doing what Jesus would do.

Now if only the unsaved were so understanding.



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