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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:11 AM
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True Christian™ Doctord NEVER use such words
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Yeah, and I doubt those "True Christian" doctors have a legitimate medical degree.
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:28 AM
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There is nothing wrong with masturbation! I'm touching my PENIS right now actually.
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Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.
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Finally, someone not clouded by delusion...or are you?
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:41 AM
I'm no Christian. I'm a Pagan and a liberal. I'm here for debate, mainly.
Like I said though, even among us sane types, the monkey spanking talk isn't all that appealing.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:52 AM
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You would be making a grave mistake. You don't want to join their cesspool of ignorance and intolerance. If you want to be saved then join a "forgiving" religion.
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Did you know that Jesus forgives all your sins if you come to him with a heart full of genuine repentance? You can still smack Jews around with tools if you want, just give up the arrogance and blasphemy.
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Rude? Anatomical terms are rude?
A doctor will not confront a man and use such immature words as "tallywhacker".
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Yes, and I suppose we should model all our standards of behaviour on what cow-worshipping dotheads do, should we?
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Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.
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Evidently you've never heard of a fellow called Bill Clinton.
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Finally, someone not clouded by delusion...or are you?
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She's a witch. You don't get more deluded than that. She actually believes that people care about what women think.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Evidently you've never heard of a fellow called Bill Clinton.
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Personally, I think it might have been better for a lot of people if no one had heard about that. His private business should be kept private. I'm not saying I approve of him cheating on his wife if that's what he did, but it isn't fair that his dirty laundry should be aired like that.
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She's a witch. You don't get more deluded than that. She actually believes that people care about what women think.
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Hey, at least I actually can think.
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Personally, I think it might have been better for a lot of people if no one had heard about that. His private business should be kept private. I'm not saying I approve of him cheating on his wife if that's what he did, but it isn't fair that his dirty laundry should be aired like that.
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I guess this is one of those cases where we'll have to agree to disagree: you think his private life should be kept private, I think he should have been executed by stoning live on national television in front of a crowd of cheering schoolchildren. And then afterwards all the children would be given special commemorative t-shirts with the legend "I saw Bill Clinton meet his bloody death under a hail of rocks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and a picture of the mashed, pulpy remnants of Clinton's face.
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Hey, at least I actually can think.
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No you can't. You are a woman, so you have ovaries where your brain should be. What you think you're thinking, that's actually just Satan whistling through your empty head.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I guess this is one of those cases where we'll have to agree to disagree: you think his private life should be kept private, I think he should have been executed by stoning live on national television in front of a crowd of cheering schoolchildren. And then afterwards all the children would be given special commemorative t-shirts with the legend "I saw Bill Clinton meet his bloody death under a hail of rocks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and a picture of the mashed, pulpy remnants of Clinton's face.
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Yes, he cheated, which was a bad thing. But as presidents go, there have been worse, much worse. For instance, the current occupant of the oval office.
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No you can't. You are a woman, so you have ovaries where your brain should be. What you think you're thinking, that's actually just Satan whistling through your empty head.
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I'm sure he's much too busy to stand beside my head all day, whistling, Temperance.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: I'm very confused. -
11-16-2007, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I'm sure he's much too busy to stand beside my head all day, whistling, Temperance.
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Jesus is by my side all the time. I find it sad that you can't say the same about the master you serve. Why not reject your uncaring, neglectful Dark Lord and get right with Christ today?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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