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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 01:38 AM
The shocks just keep coming! First Socialist Utopia of California, now the People's Republic of Maine! Despite being overwhelmingly populated by marihuana cigarette-smoking hippies, the backwater that is Maine has risen up and helped defend marriage from the sodomite menace!
America thanks you for doing something right for once, New England! I think we're all surprised that there are enough decent folk in your "state" that are properly disgusted by the thought of sodomites and letsbemens performing abominations on each other and calling it "marriage" to make sure that goodness and love have actually won out in your tiny little communist paradise!
It just goes to show you the power of God to make sure even those who hate Him still carry around a shred of morality.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 02:12 AM
Amen! The Almighty has His priorities, and regardless of whatever else He has granted us free will to do, He will preserve heterosexual marriage in His favorite country.
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 03:38 AM
Amen Sister Mary Maria! The good people of Maine drew the line firmly at the border, and said 'This far, and no further!' Praise the Lord!
The sin and depravity of New Brunswick and the rest of Canada will NOT be allowed into the US thanks to Maine. Despite it's high percentage of liebrals, homos and perverts there are still enough good people in Maine to stop the tide of perversion! God Bless you, good people of Maine!
Please pray, all you Americans, that Maine can be the lead and example for the True Christians™ in Canada to rise up and fight the filth that librals have vomited all over our nation. Pray that our Godly Conservative True Christian™ Prime Minister Stephen Harper gets a majority in the next election so he can finally bring God back into Canada, and send the gays back to the closet!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 03:45 AM
The queers are stunned that they got crushed by Jesus in this election. They all were sitting back sipping pink tea and smoking drugs, expecting to win and start destroying traditional marriage tomorrow morning, and then BAM! they were BITCHSLAPPED BY JESUS, praise God! Now they're all crying and throwing hissy fits on the joo-run media, but us Normal people are laughing along with Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 03:54 AM
Let this outstanding victory in Maine remind us to ever be vigilant against the Homosexual Agenda. We need to break the cycle of the Homosexual Takeover of America.
This flow chart accurately shows how the Gay Agenda is accomplishing its destruction of the Family, God, and the American Way of Life.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Thank you for defending marriage, Maine! -
11-05-2009, 03:56 AM
In other shocking news, the homers are going to throw a hissy fit over the will of The People®. We members of The Silent Majority™ the true face of American midterm elections have spoken!!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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