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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
    I did nothing to the Blarney Stone. It's missing. Probably lodged up your ass.
    Thank you for showing to the world how rude Irish alcohol addicted sheep raping Jesus haters behave each and every day.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

      Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
      I did nothing to the Blarney Stone. It's missing. Probably lodged up your ass.
      Strong language is never welcome.

      I believe it is time to drive the Irish west of the Shannon River again. They are nothing but trouble. They have abused the world with generations of their priests, which they export promiscuously, along with drunks, and I doubt they have any intention of quitting any time soon.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!


        Buahahahaha. No, you are not serious. You can't be.


        Allright. I know, I might be a bit late to the party, but that is not the Irish flag. Man, wherever you get the flags from, throw it into a bin, it is rubbish.
        See, here is the real one


        It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.
        Retarded stereotypical dumbassery. Have a pint of Guinnes, dear friend.

        Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"

        1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
        Where do you get those statistics from, men? I'd really like to see a source

        1. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
        I take it you haven't heard about the good friday agreement? Since the it is pretty peaceful over there. I've been to Ireland once, and found the people to be genuinely nice and helpful

        1. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
        Uh huh. You know, when I was there, hardly anyone was drunk on the streets.

        1. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
        Like you would know.

        1. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
        Based on your writings, I have a very vaild hypothesis. You are drunk right now. Go to bed and sober up, my friend. Have a saussage for breakfast.

        1. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
        Cars might be vary expensive over there, but such is life in general.

        1. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
        That's just pure envy men. the Irish are having fun, their beer is beter than that pee stuff you like to drink and then this small county has an arctic explorer, too. Remember: vanity is a sin and you don't want to end up in hell, which you are going too if you continue ranting about other countries.

        1. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
        This man won a noble price. He actually increased our knowledge about the world to a great degree which is much more than you and your children and your children's children and their children are ever going to achieve.

        1. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
        2. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


        All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

        Funny, I don't see Germany on your list. Please make one about my country soon. And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)
        Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 10-14-2013, 07:43 PM. Reason: Took out a dozen excess quote tags.
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

          Originally posted by krunsch View Post
          And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)
          Please, leave your gaysexual fantasies off this Godly forum.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

            I was going to put a Wiener into my hotdog and then eat it. Anybody who thinks of anything but food in this contex surely has unchristian sex phantasies.
            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

              Originally posted by krunsch View Post
              I was going to put a Wiener into my hotdog and then eat it. Anybody who thinks of anything but food in this contex surely has unchristian sex phantasies.
              How am I not surprised to hear that you have some unfoodlike context for "putting wiener in your hotdog"

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                No, you are not serious. You can't be.
                You are mistaken. I am as serious as the fires of Hell.

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                Where do you get those statistics from, men? I'd really like to see a source
                I use something called "the Internet". You should try it one of these days.

                Just look at the 5th paragraph of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland#Food_and_drink

                Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, as a consequence of bootleggers during the prohibition in the United States (who sold poor-quality whiskey bearing Irish-sounding names thus eroding the pre-prohibition popularity for Irish brands)[180] and tariffs on Irish whiskey across the British Empire during the Anglo-Irish Trade War of the 1930s,[181] sales of Irish whiskey worldwide fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century.[182] In 1953, an Irish government survey, found that 50 per cent of whiskey drinkers in the United States had never heard of Irish whiskey.[183]
                As you can see that my facts are exactly the same as those mentioned on Wikipedia. Don't just believe me, click the link and check the facts. That way you can see that EVERYTHING I claim is factual and verifiable.

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)
                So you are gay. Why am I not surprised...
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  You are mistaken. I am as serious as the fires of Hell.




                  I use something called "the Internet". You should try it one of these days.

                  Just look at the 5th paragraph of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland#Food_and_drink

                  1. I thought you thought wikipedia was pornography. Just deducing from your thread about Denmark
                  2. Since you obiously ARE able to access the country's website, why ado you continue posting the wrong flag?
                  3. the rest of your post is of much lower quality then wikipedia, so if you had just copied everything, you would have done a better job

                  As you can see that my facts are exactly the same as those mentioned on Wikipedia. Don't just believe me, click the link and check the facts. That way you can see that EVERYTHING I claim is factual and verifiable.

                  So you are gay. Why am I not surprised...
                  Have you considered that I am a woman?
                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                    Have you considered that I am a woman?
                    Your inability to understand and use modern technology speaks volumes.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                      Does God not encourage tolerance? Stupid rednecks.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                        Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
                        Does God not encourage tolerance? Stupid rednecks.
                        Well, does He, hypocritical Catholic?

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Well, does He, hypocritical Catholic?
                          Explain how I'm a hypocrite?

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                            Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
                            Explain how I'm a hypocrite?
                            Hmm, let's see if you can spot it yourself.

                            Originally posted by Fr Ted Crilly View Post
                            Does God not encourage tolerance? Stupid rednecks.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Hmm, let's see if you can spot it yourself.
                              Well I'm going to hell.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Your inability to understand and use modern technology speaks volumes.
                                Yeah, I don't take that too serious from a pedophile who wants to rape his daughter. Are you tool old, too much of a hateful retarded dumbass that no woman wants to piffle you? I mean, I get that.

                                Besides, your inability to do research speaks a lot about you. The formatting of your signature tells me that you have sense for aesthetics nor for use of finer programs such as LaTeX.
                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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