Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle

[H. Montague Worthington]

I have ministered to many overseas heathens in my capacity as owner of Worthington Industries. Many of my factories and worksites are located in the remote jungles of Southeast Asia surrounded by fences, moats and guards, but I know the terrible trials and tribulations of life in the jungle. I came across this video from a jungle missionary that explains some of it, and I thought it would be valuable for anyone from Landover Baptist seeking to convert the heathens of Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, the Phillipines, or Cambodia.

[Petal]

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I know the terrible trials and tribulations of life in the jungle. I came across this video from a jungle missionary that explains some of it, and I thought it would be valuable for anyone from Landover Baptist seeking to convert the heathens of Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, the Phillipines, or Cambodia.

that pore man, everyone stoled from him cuz they thawt they needed stuff they could use an maybee trades, they not care abouts being saveds cuz they thawt it not be very usefulls to them an nows they gonna burn in hellfires --->

[Bobby-Joe]

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The kind of mindless greed shown in that video just underscores the danger selfless and brave men of God like Brother Worthington face each and every day of their lives. Liberal Cafeteria Christians can sit here eating cheese and wine in some skid row homeless shelter helping those too lazy to help themselves but and TRUE Christians(tm) knows the real work for God is done in the heathen jungles of Asia and South America. It is people like Brother Worthington who bring the heathen bibles, jobs, factories, barrack housing and security gaurds. Not the liberals!

[HTannor]

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They even stole his wife's subscription glasses. Those people were utterly without shame.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The kind of mindless greed shown in that video just underscores the danger selfless and brave men of God like Brother Worthington face each and every day of their lives. Liberal Cafeteria Christians can sit here eating cheese and wine in some skid row homeless shelter helping those too lazy to help themselves but and TRUE Christians™ knows the real work for God is done in the heathen jungles of Asia and South America. It is people like Brother Worthington who bring the heathen bibles, jobs, factories, barrack housing and security gaurds. Not the liberals!

Amen Brother BJ! These limp-wristed false Christians are always telling everyone how Godly they are, but I'll tell you what, you can't call yourself a Christian Missionary until you've been in the asiatic jungles witnessing to the slopes you don't know what Christ's love really means.

People have no idea what I go through!

[HTannor]

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People have no idea what I go through!

The trials and tribulations you've suffered while ministering to the slopes locals brings a tear to my eye.

Pastor Zeke, your hardships are duly noted and I plan on writing to the LBC compensation committee to recommend an increase in your stipend.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen Brother BJ! These limp-wristed false Christians are always telling everyone how Godly they are, but I'll tell you what, you can't call yourself a Christian Missionary until you've been in the asiatic jungles witnessing to the slopes you don't know what Christ's love really means.

People have no idea what I go through!

Sweet loving savior Pastor Zeke! I had no idea it was so primitive over there! Only TRUE lover for the Lord(r) could get anyone to go threw such privations.