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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 07:00 PM

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Well, if they're working for under minimum wage, why don't you report the employers to the local authorities?
They tend to pay cash in hand "under the table" so there is no proof of their employment, Mr Weisenheimer!

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Do you ever think prior to moaning about how "they stole our jobs!"?
My job is well secure, so I am not moaning about such things at all! Like Jesus would want some wetback or nigra counseling gals in Salvation!

Gosh, take your foot (or that homer whose toes you are sucking on) out of your mouth before speaking next time!



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Oh, and I'm not drunk or a "homer". I'm happily married with two children.
Your "wife" Steve and the chink babies you adopted aren't a very good front for "happily married". Perhaps getting Steve to shave off his moustache before the "nuptials" and subsequent photo's would have been a better plan!

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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 07:14 PM

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They tend to pay cash in hand "under the table" so there is no proof of their employment, Mr Weisenheimer!



My job is well secure, so I am not moaning about such things at all! Like Jesus would want some wetback or nigra counseling gals in Salvation!

Gosh, take your foot (or that homer whose toes you are sucking on) out of your mouth before speaking next time!





Your "wife" Steve and the chink babies you adopted aren't a very good front for "happily married". Perhaps getting Steve to shave off his moustache before the "nuptials" and subsequent photo's would have been a better plan!

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All very convenient. And you can still provide photographic proof of them working there and submit it to the police for further investigation. I don't get the "Weisenheimer" crack at all, sorry, it does seem utterly irrelevant.

My wife Lisa and our two, natural-born children seem to be doing pretty well. But hey, if you're so sure that I'm "married" to someone called Steve, and you claim to have seen photos with him sporting a mustache at the wedding, feel free to provide proof of that. Otherwise, I suggest you shut the hell up.


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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 07:30 PM

Crying over here because "They took our jobs", and at such an age too. That's just another crappy excuse i hear nowdays from dipshits as yourselfes, i read't somewhere you guys are educated, well use that education on something damned leeches. Those mexicans or whatever prospers your dear america tenfold as yourselfes do, oh the irony.
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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 07:36 PM

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Thank Goodess I'm from a country where Mexicans are not a problem. Although there are a lot of those 'Poles' walking around thinking they deserve an apology for the Holocaust and taking our jobs. Do they count as Caucasian seeing as they do the Mexican thing and flood the UK to take all the jobs of able-bodied white men?
Oh yes all those Poles, how dare they come over here with their work ethic...


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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 08:06 PM

Anyone who thinks the Poles deserve to be in this country deserve to be shipped back with them. They insist they are not Jewish nowadays but I can tell for 3 reasons:

1) Their beady little eyes
2) Their huge Jew-noses
3) Their uncontrollable urge to strip a country of it's wealth so they can steal it for themselves.

The Indians can go back to their smelly country as well if they're not prepared to learn English or use deodorant.
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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 08:07 PM

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What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.

If i would be an extrimist christian such as yourself i would tell you to shut the piffle up and get back to the kitchen, also beat your unborn 16 week old kid with a 10 ft long steel baton and wonder afterwards how do i hide the bruises, oh and yes i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea.

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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 08:13 PM

Oh typo there, "i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea."


Not forum, but a thread*
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What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.

If i would be an extrimist christian such as yourself i would tell you to shut the piffle up and get back to the kitchen, also beat your unborn 16 week old kid with a 10 ft long steel baton and wonder afterwards how do i hide the bruises, oh and yes i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea.

But as a gentleman i wont
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Oh, and I'm am drunk "homer". I'm happily stole two children.
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My arguments don't stand up to any sort of sustained questioning, my God doesn't exist, I'm part of a far-right xenophobic extremist religious group, but vehemently oppose all other extremist groups as Nazis, Commies, or Nigras.

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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 08:28 PM

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What one reaps, that one sows. Is the lesson of my previous message.

These indeed are not ideas of my own, but more like quotes from this forum.

But oh oh, i think there will be more. I found people accusing almost everything satanic, mac computers, black and mexican people, even OCTOPUSES. I wont go overboard or express any my OWN extremes tho so no need to worry.

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What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.
And on what thread would that particular drivel be on this time? Did you address me by name considering you claim it was "just for you"?

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But as a gentleman i wont
As a good and True Christian™ woman, by ability to multi-task is astounding, so whilst you have been spending probably a good hour in forming the above nonsensical 30 odd word reply, I have bakes several pies, dusted my home top to bottom, done a load of washing and several other tasks, just too menial to mention. Oh hang on I will mention one of them; replying to you here and now.

Now after all your maniacal fluff, did you have a point to make or were you just waffling on to see your name in print again? Or are you Mr Snowcone, two characters, one being the one I am replying to and the other being the sozzled skirt-wearing homer and have just realized you screwed up in your double identity and cannot edit it or delete it?

Hmm....

Curious indeed.

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Fixed that for you
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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 08:36 PM

Oh dont worry wintersnow, i dont really bother to write bluffs. Only reason i wrote because.. Well unfortunately for you it's the truth .

If i would be just making that stuff up it wouldn't be as funny and i'd just rather browse the forums and find more extremely interesting stuff to amuse myself at.

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You are not doing enought work, Counselor, get back to the kitchen.

Anyways i dont want to ruin your day or anything so i will cease my "fire" Here :]

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My arguments don't stand up to any sort of sustained questioning, my God doesn't exist, I'm part of a far-right xenophobic extremist religious group, but vehemently oppose all other extremist groups as Nazis, Commies, or Nigras.

Hey look, I can be offensive about your culture too!
Why am I not surprised. Let me guess, it's a group of one? Nobody is as good as you?

Stupid atheists.


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Why am I not surprised. Let me guess, it's a group of one? Nobody is as good as you?

Stupid atheists.
...that was a satirical comment based on YOUR group's point of views, seeing as Wintersnow did a similar thing to me. Well done, you are King of Taking Stuff Out Of Context.


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...that was a religious comment based on YOUR group's point of views, seeing as Wintersnow did a similar thing to me. Well done, you are King of Taking Stuff Out Of Context.
You said it, and since everything that comes out of your mouth is about you, I actually doubt you are even capable of talking about any other subject.

I think you just accidentally typed too much.


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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 09:12 PM

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Oh dont worry wintersnow, i dont really bother to write bluffs. Only reason i wrote because.. Well unfortunately for you it's the truth .

If i would be just making that stuff up it wouldn't be as funny and i'd just rather browse the forums and find more extremely interesting stuff to amuse myself at.

A woman is not allowed to be a teachers and

A woman is not permitted to have authority over a man

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In the Bible, Women are to walk in modesty, adorned with good works, and to learn in silence. A woman was forbidden to teach or to exercise authority over men; she was to abide in quietness and silence.

You are not doing enought work, Counselor, get back to the kitchen.

Anyways i dont want to ruin your day or anything so i will cease my "fire" Here :]

Have a nice day, and god's bless!
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Default Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here - 07-11-2010, 09:20 PM

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A short form of the phrase, "Oh, really?" Most often used when connotating sarcasm to the response. Also used to reply to an obvious statement
Connor: I'm so good because I've been playing video games since I was 2

Jen: That's dubious
Connor: orly?

Timmy: It's raining, we'll get wet if we step out.
Johnny: orly?nd to learn in silence. A woman was forbidden to teach or to exercise authority over men; she was to abide in quietness and silence.
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