[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Ok so, I came back here and had a little look around took in the madness and got back in my zone. I especially like the thread on genitalia, gave me a few laughs as I read it. Anyway, on to the point.

I've noticed there are a few black 'True Christians' and I have some perfectly respectable questions for them:

1. Why do you let the whites push you around?

2. Why do you accept that you are inferior? By the law each man/woman is equal be they black, white or polka dot.

3. Do you really not care that - by what you believe - you will never be as good as the person next to you because they're white?

4. Are you allowed to socialise with the whites or is this religion still stuck in the racial division phase?

5. Do black people really steal pies? If so do they continue to do this even after becoming 'True Christians'?

6. Do you let the 'True Christians' call you a neggro or is that racist?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard

By the law each man/woman is equal be they ... polka dot.

Leviticus 21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Oh, I'm sorry. You meant secular law, didn't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm not sure that any of our ex-nigras are scheduled for computer time at the moment. We keep them pretty busy cleaning the toilets in our rather large church, as you can imagine.

Maybe you should read Brother Remy's thread "Ask an ex-negro". He's in prison (again) at the moment I believe, but his writing skills were quite good for a former porch monkey.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Yes I meant secular law, and I might give that thread a quick read. I've got nothing better to do.

[Star Finder]

21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Sister M&M.



please don't go on about the stones thing again.....

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

I am ex-Islam but not True Christian.
I one day wish to be True Christian.
Pastor tells me that if I make loving donations to Landover Baptist Church and Baby Jesus that I may one day be allowed in Church.
They may call me what they wish if Jesus (PBOH) becomes my friend.

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard

I've noticed there are a few black 'True Christians' and I have some perfectly respectable questions for them:

1. Why do you let the whites push you around?

Perfectly respeckable? Mo' like you had came here to incitate harsh feelin's between white folk and black folk of the Church. It not gonna work, though, because we is all followers of JESUS!

But as to this first question you had axed, it be a... whatchoo call that... a phallusee. It be like if you axed somebody "Has you stopped beatin' yo wife yet?" Not that they is anything wrong with a Godly man beatin' his wife. I remember the last time Ira had beat me (yesterday), he had said, "The best thing about giving a colored a black eye is that nobody ever notices it!" Praise Jesus that I haves a man who know how to keep me in my place! Anyway, white folk does not push us around, but instead keep us busy, as God's Word command.

2. Why do you accept that you are inferior? By the law each man/woman is equal be they black, white or polka dot.

Not God's Law. Has you not ever heard of the Curse of Ham?

And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. - Genesis 9:24-27

3. Do you really not care that - by what you believe - you will never be as good as the person next to you because they're white?

Honey, followin' Jesus be mo' important than silly little thangs like that. JESUS be the one that had said white folk is better than black folk, them po' white folks din't have nothin' to do with that, so stop tryin'a push the blame off on them. And I know the LORD have a reason fo' all that He do, so I's not even gonna complain.

4. Are you allowed to socialise with the whites or is this religion still stuck in the racial division phase?

Ain't it just like a liebral to try to make a good thang seem like a bad thang. Black folk is given special treatment at LBC, havin' they very own special seats and they very own special parkin' places and all that. Has you ever been to a church that be so racially tolerant they make sho black folk has one of everythang the white folks has, that they can use all to theyselves? I doubtchoo has, but you is still all up in the kool-aid when you don't even know the flavah, so you needta stop talkin' outcho behind 'bout whatchoo don't even know! Besides, I does plenty of socializin' with the white folk, especially when I be helpin' them out with they house work. I talk to Sista Thumper all the time when I goes over there to clean up her house. We has us a good ol' time!

5. Do black people really steal pies? If so do they continue to do this even after becoming 'True Christians'?

Yes, if they is unsaved, they do. Though I personally had never stole one even befo'e I found Jesus, on account that my ol' Auntie had made sure I acted right. And obviously, if they is really a True Christian™ and ain't just frontin', they ain't gonna be stealin' nothin', because they woulda put all that behind them. I get concerned about my little boy Ty Lennol, because he be such a little troublemaker! But I guess he finally startin' to settle down and act right, because these nice old ladies is always bakin' pies fo' him to bring home. He must be doin' somethin' right to earn that many friendships. Maybe the LORD have planted a seed in his heart.

6. Do you let the 'True Christians' call you a neggro or is that racist?

What a ignant question! Why would "Negro" be racist? Y'all's liebral commie friend MLK had used that word several times in that "I Haves Me A Dream" speech y'all is always throwin' in everybody face! Racist liebral double standards - apparently it be okay fo' a God hatin' black troublemaker to use that word, but not fo' a white person.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq

I am ex-Islam but not True Christian.

Well, friend, you are certainly moving in the right direction. However, you have a long way to come!

Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq

I one day wish to be True Christian.

Well here are a few handy steps that you can use, besides the ones you listed (which should certainly be at the top of your list):

1. Shave that nasty pubic hair from your face. That stuff is nappier than even most of the negroes that clean my office!

2. Remove the towel. This should just be common sense, these days. Why would you want to be walking around in that when any True Christian is simply going to pop you to add another notch in his belt for Jesus.

3. Stop calling our Lord by some crazy acronyms like "PBOH" or whatever you said. I can only guess as to what that can mean, and when you have a Real and Living God, you don't call Him nicknames! That's just rude.

4. Get yourself some real clothes--none of that robes and stuff. Dresses are for women and homosexuals. Men wear Levis or Armani Select.

5. Find a woman and marry her. I don't care to know how many "wives" you have in your house right now, but once you turn your life over to Jesus, all you need is one mate for life. Mother Glyndie can certainly help to set you up with a pious woman!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah

And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. - Genesis 9:24-27

That quote doesn't actually state white people are any betetr than anyone else, where in the bible does it say that white people should control everyone else. Also why would it say that? After all Jesus would not have been white, after all he lived in the Middle East for like 35 years.

What a ignant question! Why would "Negro" be racist?

If I walked out of my house adn went up to a black guy on the street and said 'Nigger' or called him a 'Negro' he would kick the shit out of me.

I have one more question, why do so many of the people on this site, mostly the majority races type linguistically?

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard

That quote doesn't actually state white people are any betetr than anyone else, where in the bible does it say that white people should control everyone else.

Read yo Bible sometime. Canaan had been a nation of colored folk. As fo' the thang about white people, you needta take a look at this topic I had made on the issue.

Also why would it say that? After all Jesus would not have been white, after all he lived in the Middle East for like 35 years.

You silly chile! I could go over and spends me some 35 years (though it had actually been 33 in Jesus' case) in England, but that not gonna make me white and gives me crookeded teeth, izzit? Just because Jesus had lived around towelheads and joos all his life do not mean he had been either a towelhead or a joo!

If I walked out of my house adn went up to a black guy on the street and said ignance censored or called him a 'Negro' he would kick the ignance censored out of me.

You needta watch yo language up on here and remember you is on God's Favorite Forum! But you is right, if you went to an uppity unsaved buck and called him that, he gonna knife you and then rape yo corpse. This just be the nature of them unsaved black folk. I's sorry that you haves to live in a world where you can't practice free speech without gettin' a hate crime committed against you, honey. White folk lives such a hard life.

I have one more question, why do so many of the people on this site, mostly the majority races type linguistically?

I types the way the LORD call me to type, and He call me to type the way I talks. Does you have a problem with that? Is you racist?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Ok firstly Jesus was born in the Middle east and thus he would have had to have dark skin, the colour of tyour skin is due to the level of pigmentation. People in countries with more sun have a darker skin tone because it protects them better from the suns rays, thus a white person moving to a country where they are going to be around the sun more will get darker skin or just burn and die of skin cancer. So, did Jesus have dark skin and die on the cross or did he have pale skin and die of skin cancer?

Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah

I types the way the LORD call me to type, and He call me to type the way I talks. Does you have a problem with that? Is you racist?

Yes and No (I do have some respect though I have a friend who's from the caribbean who tells me to call him nigger 0.o). Did you go to school? At school you're taught that you're supposed to write formally so that everyone can understand it, where as the way you type I read it with an accent, it's kind of weird actually.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard

Ok firstly Jesus was born in the Middle east and thus he would have had to have dark skin, the colour of tyour skin is due to the level of pigmentation. People in countries with more sun have a darker skin tone because it protects them better from the suns rays, thus a white person moving to a country where they are going to be around the sun more will get darker skin or just burn and die of skin cancer. So, did Jesus have dark skin and die on the cross or did he have pale skin and die of skin cancer?

Jesus' father is God. God is not a sand nigra. End of story.

Yes and No (I do have some respect though I have a friend who's from the caribbean who tells me to call him nigger 0.o). Did you go to school? At school you're taught that you're supposed to write formally so that everyone can understand it, where as the way you type I read it with an accent, it's kind of weird actually.

You really are a bigot, aren't you! Sister Lateefah does her best with what God gave her, and you seem to understand her quite well, so kindly stop the racist attacks on her. We do not tolerate such filth!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

I'm not being racist, I'm not saying black people can't write properly I'm just saying why does she write that way. I mean if she knows no better then fine, it's just if all of you can type correctly then why shouldn't she be able to as well. After all she should really be as learned as the next TC shouldn't she?

And so what if god was Jesus' father he was still an ARAB!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard

If I walked out of my house adn went up to a black guy on the street and said 'Nigger' or called him a 'Negro' he would kick the shit out of me.

Friend, have you ever heard any Martin Luther King speeches? Here's a sample quote:

Originally Posted by MLK

It is incontestable and deplorable that Negroes have committed crimes; but they are derivative crimes. They are born of the greater crimes of the white society.

If we're racists for talking about negro criminals, then so is he.

I have one more question, why do so many of the people on this site, mostly the majority races type linguistically?

What on earth are you talking about, boy?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Friend, have you ever heard any Martin Luther King speeches?

'Have a dream in which black men and white men...' That speech?

I thought I wrote miniroity, well I should really be sober when I come on here n.n

And Martin L King wasn't being racist he meant that Black people are oppressed by the white and that when they commit a crime it is treated as more severe than a white person.

Okay, so this post is kinda jumbled.

[nikilds]

Maybe we should give equal rights to women and dogs and ALL the minorities!! Would that make you happy Mr. Stirrer Up of Contention?!?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by nikilds

Maybe we should give equal rights to women and dogs and ALL the minorities!! Would that make you happy Mr. Stirrer Up of Contention?!?

Women are legally entitled to the same rights as men. Minority people are legally entitled to the same rights as everyone else.

Perhaps you seek no more rights than those enjoyed by your dog - a bowl of kibble, a small house in the back yard, and being walked on a leash twice a day, and a flea bath as needed - but I intend to be treated better than that.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

Women are legally entitled to the same rights as men. Minority people are legally entitled to the same rights as everyone else.

Perhaps you seek no more rights than those enjoyed by your dog - a bowl of kibble, a small house in the back yard, and being walked on a leash twice a day, and a flea bath as needed - but I intend to be treated better than that.

Well, you know where equal rights for Minorities gets us?

By giving Blacks and Women the right to drive Cars killed millions of innocent people.
By preventing Women and Blacks from Driving Car's the Road death Toll would reduce by more than 50%!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Well, you know where equal rights for Minorities gets us?

By giving Blacks and Women the right to drive Cars killed millions of innocent people.
By preventing Women and Blacks from Driving Car's the Road death Toll would reduce by more than 50%!

According to that logic, preventing men and white people from driving would reduce the death toll even more. And elimintaing automobiles would completely reduce vehicular fatalities to 0.

[Talitha]

I sometimes feel ashamed to be a Female.
Women cause so much Genocide in the World.

I mean, how many Women a year have an abortion compared to the number of Men?