[Talitha]

It's come to my attention that our constant visitor Kikirnw could do with a little help from us True Christian™ Womenfolk here at Freehold.

She has constantly tried to corrupt our wonderful Pastors, refused our help for her wayward son and is now Posting less than modest pictures of herself.
In her old Avatar It's obvious she can't keep her fingers away from her body:


In her new one................ well, she admitted herself that Buddha has bigger Boobies!!

I think this girl needs our help.
I've already started a Prayer vigil for her but I think that Jesus would like us to give her a little "extra" help.

So, come on people, lets have your suggestions for helping young Kiki achieve Salvation

[eliot mayfield]

Send her to my camp. I think it's the only way.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Send her to my camp. I think it's the only way.

I was thinking more of 1 Timothy2:9

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

My late husband had a problem with young women and once said: " men who attend church know things about shameless young women and it does bother them. They know, they have a personal battle with their eyes and thoughts; some even request prayer in men's prayer groups to help them over-come this personal battle. Yet they probably will not normally say so and they will not look your way as much, unless it is a single man looking for a Godly mate instead of a sensually motivated relationship".

[MoonFlower]

I have a suggestion. If she's willing to undergo Lar Baby's healing classes (they're orgasmic! ) and his private lessons, I'm sure that could persuade her into becoming a TC.

And if that fails, she could try the colorful mushrooms behind the church. That seemed to work for me...temporarily.

Moon

[Sista Lateefah]

PRAISE, Sista! You is truly showin' what a compassionate, Godly person you is by havin' such concern fo' this unsaved beast up in here. Well, I'd say that her biggest problem (apart from bein' unsaved) be that she do not know how to act like a lady. All this shameful conduct such as sassin' the mens, flirtin' with them, puttin' questionable pictures of herself as her avatar, talkin' 'bout her body parts, not dressing modestedly - ALL that ignance would be done away with if someone just teach her how to act right. Now, when she first come up in here, she gonna be talkin' 'bout how her boyfriend had not treated her right and this and that, but obviously that man had been way too soft on her if she just gonna start sassin' at him. She need a Godly mens to set her right. I's thinkin' Brotha Eliot have the right kind of idea, but maybe it need to be more of a one on one kind of thang, so somebody can devote they personal attention to her problems.

So I think what we need be a True Christian™ man to work that girl night and day and discipline her when she try to act uppity. If she always doin' housework all the time (as most Saved© ladies do), she wouldn't be havin' all them nasty lust feelings, because she be too exhausted fo' anything like that. So I recommends plenty of work, combined with a good dose of Godly beatin's, and then when she so tired and brokeded that she can't hardly move, hit her with the message of the LORD! PRAAAAISE! None of them lust demons would be up in her mind by then, so maybe she be thinkin' clearly and she be ripe for Salvation© at that point.

[Talitha]

I certainly hope you're right Sister Flatfeeter, and I hope she appreciates all of this extra help and time I'm putting into this project.
I nearly missed an appointment in the Nail Parlour!

Just to show how things could be, here's a picture of what she's be like in Modest True Christian™ clothing and holding a little Christian Soldier...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

AMEN Sister Tali,

Nothing like a Christian makeover.

Here is how she would look at Church and Bible Study. I think there is VAST improvement.

Anything is possible with JESUS!

GLORY!

Thank you for the clothing advise but I like the ones I already own.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

Thank you for the clothing advise but I like the ones I already own.

Well, if you're sure about that.
I too had trouble adapting to the True Christian™ ways in the beginning. You soon get used to it, although that darn Chastity Belt still Chafs from time to time.

The things we do for fashion eh?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Send her to my camp. I think it's the only way.

To do what...?

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

To do what...?

Reform her and get her on the path to God.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Reform her and get her on the path to God.

When you say 'camp' do you mean those tents with holes in the middle of nowhere with no bathrooms anywhere so you have to make your way to a hole in the woods with a flashlight if you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Bah! What could she possibly learn there, except how to treat snakebite?

[eliot mayfield]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=770

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=770

So what would she be doing at this camp exactly..?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

When you say 'camp' do you mean those tents with holes in the middle of nowhere with no bathrooms anywhere so you have to make your way to a hole in the woods with a flashlight if you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Bah! What could she possibly learn there, except how to treat snakebite?

You mean the ones with all the spiders?

No, Brother Eliot's camp is of a more....instructional and repentatory nature.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You mean the ones with all the spiders?

The spiders?
Spiders....ughhhh *shudder* *shudder*

No, Brother Eliot's camp is of a more....instructional and repentatory nature.

So then she'd be learning to beg for mercy, huh?

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

The spiders?
Spiders....ughhhh *shudder* *shudder*


So then she'd be learning to beg for mercy, huh?

Sounds like what she needs. She needs to drop to her knees and beg for Jesus's forgiveness by showing him love and accepting his love.

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Send her to my camp. I think it's the only way.

Thank you for the camp invite but I don't think thats for me. However even though I don't have a taste for mushrooms,I think I like Moon's idea of the colorful mushrooms better. Probably less painful.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ

Sounds like what she needs. She needs to drop to her knees and beg for Jesus's forgiveness by showing him love and accepting his love.

Exactly. She needs to fling herself down on her knees and repent before it is too late and she is forever damned. The camp is an excellent idea. It would help her learn how to behave in a more lady-like way and dress more modestly, rather than flaunting herself like a tart.

[eliot mayfield]

I say we offer her a scholarship. If she dresses anything like that avatar it's an emergency for Christ. We must pull together to get her saved. One soul at a time.