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Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-10-2013, 10:03 PM
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Case closed.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-10-2013, 10:14 PM
I am certain once Sarah Palin becomes our president that it will be her husband pulling the strings. For Jesus.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-10-2013, 10:50 PM
Amen! Why can't these girls get it through their little brains that they are not men?!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 03:48 AM
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1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Case closed.
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Amen! One thousand times AMEN! No woman can ever be ordained as a leader of God's favorite nation, ever!
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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 04:42 PM
Because they woulden't get the majority vote.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 04:50 PM
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Because they woulden't get the majority vote.
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Yes, your views on this topic are well worth reading.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 04:59 PM
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Yes, your views on this topic are well worth reading.
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Yes, spelling is not my strong suit., that doesn't mean my points aren't valid. I was just saying that people like you are not the majority of the population in the U.S.A . Thats all.
P.S. I made a purposeful grammar error, CAM YOU FIND IT! XD
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 05:06 PM
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Yes, spelling is not my strong suit., that doesn't mean my points aren't valid. I was just saying that people like you are not the majority of the population in the U.S.A . Thats all.
P.S. I made a purposeful grammar error, CAM YOU FIND IT! XD
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I found 5 usage errors.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 05:19 PM
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I found 5 usage errors.
Yours in Christ,
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The ., thing is just a typo, I use an iPhone, and it is harder to type with extreme precision, sorry for that.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 05:46 PM
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P.S. I made a purposeful grammar error, CAM YOU FIND IT! XD
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Purposeful?
Back on topic, I can see that neither of them can be President, that would be ridiculous. But what about Vice-President, in a Godly helpmeet role?
(Please bear in mind that I do not have the good fortune to be an American, at least not yet, so if I have said something really stupid then I apologize.)
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All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 06:02 PM
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But what about Vice-President, in a Godly helpmeet role?
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If God calls your husband home, who becomes head of the family, you or your oldest son? It's like that. The idea of a woman as head of the household, even potentially, if laughable (I'd hate to think of the mess I'd make, let alone the anger it would provoke in Jesus). It's the same when it comes to running a country. God put men in charge for a reason, so we need to respect that and let them do their jobs while we make sure there are nice delicious steak dinners waiting for them when they get home.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-11-2013, 06:51 PM
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If God calls your husband home, who becomes head of the family, you or your oldest son? It's like that.
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Of course! I hadn't thought of that scenario - it's been almost 50 years since it last happened, though in the case of JFK it wasn't so much a question of God calling him home as of Satan being short of daemons.
Thank you for correcting me.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-12-2013, 03:30 AM
We Catholics, long before upstart cults like the Baptwits came around, determined through scripture the appropriate station for women but, gender issues aside, the women in question here are both too stupid to qualify for local dog-catcher let alone public office.
I assume from their mindless drivel they are both Landovarians or at least Southern Baptists and let us be honest here... if brains were alfalfa sprouts they couldn't make a salad bar in a New Delhi slum!
Sure, American Presidents can be dumber than salt-water herring (see George Walker Bush) but these two make him look like Isaac Newton in comparison.
They have not even managed a single cook-book between the two of them.
Bless you, Octogenarian's play-thing,
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-12-2013, 03:34 AM
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We Catholics, long before upstart cults like the Baptwits came around, determined through scripture the appropriate station for women but, gender issues aside, the women in question here are both too stupid to qualify for local dog-catcher let alone public office.
I assume from their mindless drivel they are both Landovarians or at least Southern Baptists and let us be honest here... if brains were alfalfa sprouts they couldn't make a salad bar in a New Delhi slum!
Sure, American Presidents can be dumber than salt-water herring (see George Walker Bush) but these two make him look like Isaac Newton in comparison.
They have not even managed a single cook-book between the two of them.
Bless you, Octogenarian's play-thing,
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...says the Mary worshiper.
As for recipes, THIS is the only one I know of from your cult.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-12-2013, 10:04 AM
While my favorite candidates are Tom Mullins, Mike Huckabee and William Adams, I wouldn't rule out Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann entirely.
In order to not violate 1 Timothy 2:12, this will however require a transfer of the true executive power to the U.S. Department of Family Values.
The primary purposes of the government should be to protect family values and property rights.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-12-2013, 10:44 AM
Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann have obviously been well-taught by their spouses and, in some respects, it seems a pity that they should not put what they have learned to good use. I would therefore consider that we create a position, "President of the USA for Housework and Children". This could be very powerful as she could mention some ideas to the real POTUS such as uses for old plastic bottles, or how to make a quilt from leftover fabric, or meals for the thrifty, etc.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-25-2013, 10:40 PM
The Bible mentions women as heads of government, but not in a good way:
[Isa 3:12 KJV] 12 [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-26-2013, 01:28 AM
Perhaps they could get sex changes? I think it would be worth it assuming that Barack HUSSEIN Obama tries to hold onto power even after his second term.
1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-26-2013, 06:28 AM
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The Bible mentions women as heads of government, but not in a good way
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What about Deborah, one of the judges of Israel? She was an excellent leader. I agree that Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann are not qualified to be President, but it is not because they are women, it is because they are m orons without a shred of compassion for the less fortunate. Hillary Clinton is the woman who should be President.
...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)
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Re: Why Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann can't be President of the United States -
09-26-2013, 08:20 AM
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What about Deborah, one of the judges of Israel? She was an excellent leader. I agree that Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann are not qualified to be President, but it is not because they are women, it is because they are morons without a shred of compassion for the less fortunate. Hillary Clinton is the woman who should be President.
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So you would prefer a lezbo over two Godly, albeit uppity, fem crusaders for Christ?
Do you have hanger marks on your forehead?
Please come to Jesus and stop this nonsense
God Bless
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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