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Default Re: The Hibernation of Jesus - 09-07-2013, 12:52 AM

Waltzing as a rule does not appeal to my lesser intents except for the mysteries of Martha and her sisters, and I am reminded of the words of Hosea which has been described as an indirect reference to the state of Israel, which is sadly not a great matter of import in these improper times.

I will refer you know to scripture, because subtle hints and indirect comments seem to be failing as admonitions and attempts at communication between friends.

We as Christains study the scripture and interpret the meaning of the gospel which may or may not include the nature of the Holy Ghost who might or may not be Catholic in nature, and if this were a discussion among absolutes could be considered a function of the polysyllabic nature of the doomed.

I present to you now for revelation and resurrection of thought the simple verse from Hosea:

And Ephraim is as an heifer that is taught, and loveth to tread out the corn; but I passed over upon her fair neck: I will make Ephraim to ride; Judah shall plow, and Jacob shall break his clods.

The italics are as amusing as the Vatican, and can be interpreted as fair wisdom if you know how to deal with clods.
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Default Re: The Hibernation of Jesus - 09-07-2013, 01:03 AM

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Waltzing as a rule does not appeal to my lesser intents except for the mysteries of Martha and her sisters, and I am reminded of the words of Hosea which has been described as an indirect reference to the state of Israel, which is sadly not a great matter of import in these improper times.
God doesn't do "indirect references."

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We as Christains study the scripture and interpret the meaning of the gospel
Maybe "chri-stains" do so, however, True Christians™ know that Scripture should be read literally. God doesn't allow "interpretations:"

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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which may or may not include the nature of the Holy Ghost who might or may not be Catholic in nature,
WHAT???????? CATHOLIC ALERT!!!!!!!

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and if this were a discussion among absolutes could be considered a function of the polysyllabic nature of the doomed.
Scripture, please!

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I present to you now for revelation and resurrection of thought the simple verse from Hosea:
That was a good one

God likes italics, and Jesus loves red. What's so amusing about that?
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Default Re: The Hibernation of Jesus - 09-07-2013, 01:28 AM

God doesn't do indirect references, but his son went out of control two thousand years ago and was crucified for telling the truth.

In single syllables, like love.
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God doesn't do indirect references, but His Son went out of control two thousand years ago and was crucified for telling the truth.

In single syllables, like love.
Um, I assume that you speak Aramaic, and you're 100% sure that "love" is a single syllable word in that language?

Also, I've fixed your spelling.
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