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Default How about now? - 03-04-2013, 03:17 PM

If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 03:18 PM

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If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
Yeah, we really want you in Heaven with us, jiving the place up.

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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 03:21 PM

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If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
Your statement makes no sense whatsoever. The two have nothing to do with each other.



What are these videos about?


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 03:36 PM

Hello liar mcguillicuddy. If you are trying to link to a YouTube video there is a section called BB code that tells how to do that. There is a link on every page. Look in the Posting Rules box at the bottom left.

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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 06:24 PM

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If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 06:29 PM

Yeah, you can include links to Youtube vids in your posts, but they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.
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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 07:06 PM

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...they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 07:10 PM

Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 07:19 PM

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Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
He is a dirty atheist who is destined for Satan's hairy forked phallus.

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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 07:20 PM

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Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not?...
What does "Arrogant Atheist Dick" mean to you?

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...You seem to spout the same stuff they say here...
I agree with them about what the Bible says, because whenever they say it says something, I go read that section of the Bible, and HEY, it says what they say it says.

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Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
I am an agnostic deist. I used to be a fundamentalist christian, but then I thought about the Garden of Eden story, and decided that the god of Genesis had anger problems. Why the hell should I be punished for what Adam and Eve did? Plus, there were some complete mormons at my former church. One guy said that Israel had the right to invade Egypt and Syria because those territories belonged to the Jews. The current pastor is a guy who went to a so-called "bible college" and his logic and reasoning capabilities have been completely wasted. Plus, I can't stand the tea party, although if you check my introduction, you'll realize I'm not a completely liberal person. I'm too lazy to post a link to my introduction, but it's titled "this is why you read". Feel free to read it if you haven't already.


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-04-2013, 09:35 PM

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Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
My current philosophy is:

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2) Try my best not to be offended


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My current philosophy is:

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Great, so if someone starts a cult that gets offended by you consuming oxygen, what will you do?

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Why?


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Great, so if someone starts a cult that gets offended by you consuming oxygen, what will you do?
I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.


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Why?
If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 05:42 PM

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I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense...
So people are only allowed to be offended by things that you consider to be legitimately offensive? How is this not another example of you attempting to force your own (baseless) morality on others?

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More people were like what? Proper punishment for what?


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 06:33 PM

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I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.
So "legitimate offenses" is things you feel are offensive. I find that offensive



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If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
Well we already have lots of people out there who think the world should be run at their own convenience. How's that working out?

Now if we ran the World according to God's rules as laid out in the KJV1611 Bible, there would be no question as to what is offensive and what isn't.


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 07:24 PM

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I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.



If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
What are you on about, numpty?

Your views are of absolutely no significance to us.

As true Believers we Live by the Word of God, who are you to question that?


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 01:25 AM

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Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
Psalm 15 with emphasis on Psalm 15:2-3. Negative form as opposed to the positive form from Jesus, but nonetheless says much about doing no evil - one of my favorite verses:

The one whose walk is blameless,
who does what is righteous,
who speaks the truth from their heart;
whose tongue utters no slander,
who does no wrong to a neighbor,
and casts no slur on others;
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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 01:33 AM

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Psalm 15 with emphasis on Psalm 15:2-3. Negative form as opposed to the positive form from Jesus, but nonetheless says much about doing no evil - one of my favorite verses:

Non-KJV claptrap deleted
What does that have to do with demanding a concession before considering doing something?


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Default Re: How about now? - 03-05-2013, 01:39 AM

Didymus, not trying to sound like a jerk here, but how come it matters to you that he uses a different translation than the KJV?
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