The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
|
Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
|
|
Posts: 36
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: riding the short bus to hell
|
|
How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:17 PM
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
|
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
|
Yeah, we really want you in Heaven with us, jiving the place up.
To upload a video, press the red X in the upper right corner of your browser, and never come back.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
|
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
|
Your statement makes no sense whatsoever. The two have nothing to do with each other.
What are these videos about?
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 728
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Manalapan, FL
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:36 PM
Hello liar mcguillicuddy. If you are trying to link to a YouTube video there is a section called BB code that tells how to do that. There is a link on every page. Look in the Posting Rules box at the bottom left.
The Pastors thought of everything.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
|
Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
|
|
Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 76
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: spreading my legs for a horse
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:29 PM
Yeah, you can include links to Youtube vids in your posts, but they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teddybear
...they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.
|
|
|
Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 76
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: spreading my legs for a horse
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:10 PM
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
|
|
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
|
|
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
|
He is a dirty atheist who is destined for Satan's hairy forked phallus.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not?...
|
What does "Arrogant Atheist Dick" mean to you?
Quote:
...You seem to spout the same stuff they say here...
|
I agree with them about what the Bible says, because whenever they say it says something, I go read that section of the Bible, and HEY, it says what they say it says.
Quote:
...yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
|
It's how they show me the Love™ of God®©™.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
He is a dirty atheist who is destined for Satan's hairy forked phallus...
|
See?
|
|
Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
|
|
Posts: 36
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: riding the short bus to hell
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
|
I am an agnostic deist. I used to be a fundamentalist christian, but then I thought about the Garden of Eden story, and decided that the god of Genesis had anger problems. Why the hell should I be punished for what Adam and Eve did? Plus, there were some complete mormons at my former church. One guy said that Israel had the right to invade Egypt and Syria because those territories belonged to the Jews. The current pastor is a guy who went to a so-called "bible college" and his logic and reasoning capabilities have been completely wasted. Plus, I can't stand the tea party, although if you check my introduction, you'll realize I'm not a completely liberal person. I'm too lazy to post a link to my introduction, but it's titled "this is why you read". Feel free to read it if you haven't already.
|
|
Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
|
|
Posts: 36
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: riding the short bus to hell
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
|
My current philosophy is:
1) Don't offend others
2) Try my best not to be offended
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
My current philosophy is:
1) Don't offend others...
|
Great, so if someone starts a cult that gets offended by you consuming oxygen, what will you do?
Quote:
...2) Try my best not to be offended
|
Why?
|
|
Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
|
|
Posts: 36
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: riding the short bus to hell
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Great, so if someone starts a cult that gets offended by you consuming oxygen, what will you do?
|
I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Why?
|
If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense...
|
So people are only allowed to be offended by things that you consider to be legitimately offensive? How is this not another example of you attempting to force your own (baseless) morality on others?
Quote:
...If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
|
More people were like what? Proper punishment for what?
|
Fourm Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 9,264
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.
|
So "legitimate offenses" is things you feel are offensive. I find that offensive
Quote:
If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
|
Well we already have lots of people out there who think the world should be run at their own convenience. How's that working out?
Now if we ran the World according to God's rules as laid out in the KJV1611 Bible, there would be no question as to what is offensive and what isn't.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,485
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Reaping Bountifully
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
I am only referring to legitimate offenses, if people get offended by my simply stating my political views, I don't consider that to be a legitimate offense.
If more people were like this, then I think we would have less turmoil in this world. I still think there should be proper punishment, but it shouldn't be rooted in vengeance.
|
What are you on about, numpty?
Your views are of absolutely no significance to us.
As true Believers we Live by the Word of God, who are you to question that?
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
|
Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
|
|
Posts: 203
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: hong chong ching chong!
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 01:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
|
Psalm 15 with emphasis on Psalm 15:2-3. Negative form as opposed to the positive form from Jesus, but nonetheless says much about doing no evil - one of my favorite verses:
The one whose walk is blameless,
who does what is righteous,
who speaks the truth from their heart;
whose tongue utters no slander,
who does no wrong to a neighbor,
and casts no slur on others;
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 01:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimei
Psalm 15 with emphasis on Psalm 15:2-3. Negative form as opposed to the positive form from Jesus, but nonetheless says much about doing no evil - one of my favorite verses:
Non-KJV claptrap deleted
|
What does that have to do with demanding a concession before considering doing something?
|
|
Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 76
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: spreading my legs for a horse
|
|
Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 01:39 AM
Didymus, not trying to sound like a jerk here, but how come it matters to you that he uses a different translation than the KJV?
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|